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i need part 5 of seven minutes in heaven IMMEDIATELY sooo good
AHHH HEY YOU!! thank you so much for sending in a message, it's always so exciting to get this sort of engagement, so THANK YOU!!<33
good news; it's out!!!<33 i'll link it here!
hope you'll enjoy!!<3333333
THE (SEMI)-OFFICIAL RULES OF I.M.P
Blitz, Moxxie, Millie, Loona
Moxxie and Millie are only allowed to be disgustingly gross and shove their bullshit monogamy in everyone else’s face when Blitz is NOT AROUND.
If Loona’s having a… bad day… it’s better for everyone to just leave her alone.
Asmodeous and Fizzarolli- you are allowed to visit with 24-hour prior warning. If you really must bring sex toys with you, the maximum is 3. Any more go in the trash. I do not care that you are literally the sin of lust, it gives our clients ideas.
When Blitz hits the ‘deranged client’ or ‘horny client’ emergency buttons, BACKUP BETTER BE IN THERE WITHIN 15 SECONDS.
When Blitz hits the ‘Stolas’ emergency backup, no backup is required immediately but either alcohol or extremely strong coffee must be provided ASAP.
Blitz, no laughing at the homeless before 9am. (I’M YOUR BOSS MOXXIE YOU DON’T MAKE THE RULES).
BLITZ, NO LAUGHING AT THE HOMELESS BEFORE 9AM. (......okay, Millie).
No fucking in the closet. (Unless it’s between the three of us, M&M… )(This is rather… unprofessional, sir).
NO LETTING VIA STEAL THE GRIMOIRE JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE HAVING TEEN MELODRAMA. (Dad, I am literally not a teenager anymore).
LOONY NO PARTIES WITH TEX (OR ANY OTHER HOT PEOPLE) PAST MIDNIGHT. (Again, I’m an adult now, and there is nothing between Tex and I, and why the fuck are you putting this in the company rules??)
No drinking Blitz’s coffee.
If Blitz says a sentence with no innuendos, euphemisms or swears, that means it’s serious.
Respect Moxxie’s… Virgo-esque tendencies. We can’t all wear our sun signs as wonderfully as me. (SIR, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???)
Don’t piss off Millie. She has an ax.
No STALKING your EMPLOYEES on their WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.
No BREAKING INTO PEOPLE’S FRIDGES.
No BOOTY CALLS during COMPANY MEETINGS.
“CONVERSATIONS” LEADS TO HIV. (DAD!!!)
Blitz is not a day hooker.
Fizzarolli, you cannot burn up all your cease and desist orders in our grill. (The grill is for IMP’s cease and desist orders only).
NO BRINGING UP STOLAS.
I'm not even gonna lie, I struggle to write smut sometimes. It's one of the reasons why I take so long to release some of my posts. I think about it too much and then back down and change the plot completely 😭
It's almost laughable too atp :/
lot of y’all r only horny for miguel and dgaf about other content that isn’t smut 🫥
ALL THREE AT THE SAME TIME
reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM
It's like the less I try to think about love and my future partner, the more I want to think about it. Even though I was advised to not, it's incredibly hard to actually not think about it and really get into the mindset of myself, and not being delusional with everything
depends on the jar 😈
Random shit I’ve collected and hoarded over the years bc I’m attached to inanimate objects
There’s more but I’ll only post if anyone asks
hehe she said the thing
@pscentral event 02: comedy ↳ THE OFFICE: FAVOURITE RUNNING JOKE
PENIS LOAF 😂 idk I giggled in the grocery store
Art dump time!! (^o^)／~~
