The Future Is Now - Tumblr Posts

In the future, there is a day where Andrew feels completely safe and content in his flat with Neil and the cats. He has a slow morning and nobody bitches about how much sugar he puts in his coffee. He watches Neil do taxes in the living room, spends the afternoon baking cookies and the evening reading on their sofa with his feet under Neil's thigh (because they were cold) and a cat on his lap.

The turret has moved from virtual to reality (Yay for the future!)

Girl I'm so sorry to say this but I'm pretty sure it's because they only know him from the bed bit 😭😭😭

Omg, dog or bunny is so cute! Since he's in Ayrobots body now I can imagine them having like a little port on their head for cyborg type animal ears like headphone decorations lmao. Ooo they could also double as like the earpiece the translator speaks into! (Rp style translator)

honest question

So, I have a really honest. Why in some fanarts q!Aypierre is represented like a hybrid bull ? It should admit I have never understand the reason of that. Cause it came firstly from a fanarts was became really popular and because of that, others artists have be inspired draw him like that or from a discussion or a meme in the fandom.

Personnaly, I see him much in the terme of his personality, I see c!Aypierre much more dog like (and also bunny like but this is only for the need of a futur fanfic). And for the aspect hyprid. Well, since his mind transfert in Ayrobot's body, he's now a cyborg and so a human/robot hybrid.

a while back, ghostbong bought a very cheap, very used Roomba from craigslist.  ”so, you’re going to ‘hack’ this, right?” said the man at the parking lot rendezvous.  but we just wanted a vacuum.  since then, the addition of the word “robot” to our casual, every-day lexicon is continually jarring, as if even living in the future will give you future-shock.

doing maintenance on the robot.  the robot is stuck on a cord.  the robot ate a sock.  the robot ran out of power before it got back to its charging station.  the robot knocked something over.  it doesn’t help that the Roomba programmers saw fit to outfit the little thing with a series of Artoo-like MIDI scales and honks, to convey the mood of its message: docking successfully produces a tiny fanfare, and getting its brushes jammed on a foreign object makes it cry out in sad distress. do i verbally reassure the robot when i pull a wad of cat hair and bread bag tabs out of its works and set it back down on the floor? you bet i do.

but the larger point is that it is now possible no for me to say (or type) out loud and without irony, sarcasm, or any kind of fictitiousness: “the robot knocked over the kitten’s water dish >:I “

the future is here, and it is me on my knees on the floor yanking hairballs out of a domestic droid while it softly boops at me

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