The Outsiders Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Curtis brothers as me and my friends texts
Darry: There’s a lady next to me who told me she likes women
Ponyboy: Slay
Sodapop: 🏳️🌈
Darry: Hold up
Ponyboy:
Darry: What are you two still doing awake?
Ponyboy: Wat 💤😴💤
The outsiders as me and my friends texts
Ponyboy: I GOT HAND SANITIZER IN MY EYE!!!!!!
Steve: HAHAHHAHAH
Ponyboy: IT BURNS!!!!!
Steve: LLLLLL
Ponyboy: It’s red😭😭
Darry: Uh oh
Ponyboy: *insert picture of his eye*
Ponyboy: 😭
Ponyboy: My eyelashes look nice tho
The outsiders as me and my friends texts
Dally: The lady in the row behind me in the plane has her baby... and it keeps making loud noises
Two-bit: Drop kick it
Dally: I wish I could
Dally: I want to throw the baby out the window
Dally: Someone has their feet on the back of my seat...
Two-bit: Ew
Dally: I can feel it and I'm going to sob
The outsiders as things me and my friends + mom have said
Dally: I’ve been to prison before on a bus😁
Sodapop: Gremlin. Is holding a gun at me. Telling me “there’s a door bitch” it’s upset, because I’m gay
Two-bit: So it’s butter… but Scottish
Steve: I’m a ravenous beast what can I say😐
Darry: Y’all are kinda dumb but in the most loving way possible
Ponyboy: Mozart could never
Johnny: I wish I was an orphan
The Outsiders as things me and friends have said
Two-bit: Uhm, are you kidding, my massive horsecock?
Dally: I mean, c’mon, dying kids? That’s so funny
Steve: Well shit me in the ass
Ponyboy: I THOUGHT IT SAID APPLESAUCE
Sodapop: Get on my fucking level you bitch
Johnny: How am I supposed to know if I like it
Darry: You are a BOSSY PANTS
The outsiders as things me and my friends have said
Dally: Just the normal amount of dying I’ve been doing
Johnny: I’ll give you a piece of my skin
Sodapop: The virgin was the fag
Two-bit: And he’s into really weird shit
Darry: No it wasn’t a birthday. I was getting evicted😔
Ponyboy: I mean that in ALL sarcasm
Steve: To be fair… I wouldn’t be rawdogging you, no offense but you’re not my type :)
The Outsiders as me and my friends texts
Two-Bit: i am filled with envy and rage
Ponyboy: Why
Two-Bit: i have intelligence
Two-Bit: i have sapience
Two-Bit: i am self-aware
Ponyboy: Uh-
The Greasers as things my friends have said
Darry: “I really thought ‘bunny booty’ was a phrase I would never hear.”
Soda: "Ooh, ocean! (Looking at a lake)"
Pony: "The roads are painted with the blood of the working class"
Johnny: "why does your phone look like a block of cheese?"
Dally: "I dunno, set off another bomb or something."
Two-Bit: ""Oh my god Mickey Mouse you're my idol! Say fuck!"
Steve: "AUGH!! FUCK THE SUN!"
The Outsiders as Things My Friends Have Said pt.2
(Many thanks and much appreciation to all the likes and reblogs on the first one, I hope y'all like this one just as much!! 🫶🫶)
Darry: "hmm what's the quote of the day? Hmmm."
Soda: *knocks over a Christmas tree in a store* "let's go Pony, we were never here"
Pony: "as I walked out of the dark movie theatre and into the brightness of the street, I had only two things on my mind, Willy Wonka has autism, and a ride home"
Johnny: I thought you were kinda weird, turns out you were just gay"
Dally: "I wish assault was legal because I would punch a kid so quickly"
Two-Bit: "he just gives orphan vibes, y'know?"
Steve: "I could dropkick Andrew Carnegie"