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"Blond hair erasure Dallas" "Blue eyes erasure Dally" ok, what about Ginger Two-Bit erasure? The man was NOT Ginger in the movie
I fell in love with Mar-Bit, and it's been downhill ever since,
-TWO-BIT MATHEWS THE TYPE OF GUY TO SEE THE BUDWEISER COMMERCIAL WITH THE CLYDESDALE HORSES AND THE DOGS AND BAWL HIS ABSOLUTE EYES OUT
Random The Outsiders HC's
>not to be another fic/ HC account but feel free to send stuff in for requests n stuff, also for art ^^<
>This is my first post like this, some of these are more modern just roll with it ^^ < -Dally Dyes his hair brown becuase his father was blond -Darry knows how to play piano decently -Darry is also good at dancing: Swing, ballroom, tango probaly idk -Ponyboy would always try to get the gang to play DND but is shut down constantly (they eventualy give in) -Ponyboy defiently picked up a dark romance book on accedent poor kid was traumitized -Two-Bit has a mickey-sona (basically cannon) - Mrs. Curtis liked Spider Lily's // Mr.Curtis liked Red carnations - Two-Bit coaches hocky in the winter - Mrs.Curtis and Mrs.Mathews would defiently have "Girls Nights" - Two-Bit defientaly has some Irish blood in him - Follow up he defiently takes St.Patricks day Super seriously -Darry has bad knees and wears knee pads or braces a lot of the time -Dallas likes (Or at least tolerates) Johnny cash -Two-Bit calls Marcia Mar-Mallow (like marshmallow)
Redrew this scene from the outsiders tv show :3 (Northside greaser band)
The outsiders main gang as kids :3
(Ib: anyone who has drawn them as kids)
Btw i head cannon scout and johnny as cousins and dally being albino
Redrew twobit :3
And some headcannons for him:
• He has ate rocks,crayons,bugs and his own homwork
• he definitely was one of those kids that put forks in outlets
• shoved a marble in his ear and cried when he couldn’t pop it out
• when his little sister was just born he most definitely tried selling her on eBay at least once
• he shoved pencils in his mouth and said hes dracula more than once
• he is always putting his clothes on backwards,upside or just straight up forget to put them on
• shoves worms in his pockets
(Thats all for now)
The outsiders as stuff said by me and my friends #1 (warning some of the stuff is suggestive/vulger so if you don’t feel comfortable with that stuff scroll quickly):
Steve: that test was hard. Harder than my cock.
Soda: german people are called germanians
Johnny: you sure there aren’t any cockroaches in your backpack?
Darry: WHO THREW THAT?
Ponyboy: your built like a rotting rose toy.do NOT.
Twobit: I ate nail polish and it made my insides serve cunt
Dally: raggady limpdick bitch
Scout: im gonna dropkick you into the sun istg.
Steve: UNDISCOVERED RADIOACTIVE UNDERWATER SPECIMEN INFECTED WITH HERPES AND RABIES
Darry: im not a millennial
Soda: it's okay pookie wookie tookie bookie cookie bear with sprinkles on top and ice cream on the side
Johnny: OH MY DAYS!
Steve: The shirt smells like dead troglodyte though. Someones dead ass grandpa probably shat on it when they were on their deathbed Soda: oh!!
Twobit: DID YOU JUST SAY DEEP THROATING DEMON?
Scout: im giving him a rabies shot! Steve:GRAHHHH
Ponyboy: im feeling like marie curie rn
Johnny: since when did you have a brain
Rip sodapop you would’ve loved webkinz
Rip steve you would’ve loved the cars movie
Rip dally you would’ve loved stealing every single road sign you see
Rip twobit you would’ve loved the movie superbad
Rip pony you would’ve loved playing Roblox and Minecraft
Rip johnny you would’ve loved car shows
Rip scout you would’ve loved other band concerts
Rip darry you would’ve loved the signs like “live laugh love”
"Nothing Gold Can Stay"
I was remembering a poem I'd read. "What?"
"Nature first green is gold.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only for a hour.
Then the leaf subsides to leaf.
So edan sank to grief.
So as dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay."
-The Outsiders, S.E Hinton
do you think their periods ever synced up
guys. GUYS.
this is a rare moment in history, get your jollies while you can!
in the book it’s canon that one summer darry took an acrobatics class at the YMCA and taught the whole gang how do flips n shit and before the rumble everybody (including ponyboy) was doing front flips and aerials and stuff
that’s all 😊
I might start writing for the outsiders, prepare yourself for some period accurate homophobia
Guys hear me out Image if the boys were coaches on a little league baseball team
Dally is flirting with everyone mom if your on the team he is flirting with your mom when facing any soc team he will find out ever name of Mom,Sister,Grandma and Aunt and tell the players the names and will start chants and watches how to makes the other teams players so confused
Darry Is def one of those that takes it a little to seriously but at the same time after the game he brings some chocolate cake for the kids and juice boxes
Ponyboy is the coach that usually comes up with the most random things to do at Practice like he having do some drills "alright everyone I came up with a new drill to do this one is called-"
Steve Randle is the coach that doesn't care if the team wins or loses he just wants the kids to have fun and in the dugout he will rant about cars during any part of the game he brings the kids slushies form the dx station sometimes
Sodapop Is the sweetest coach ever always give pep talks before the care just like Steve he doesn't care if they win or lose "Just go out their and give it your all!"
Johnny Is also a really sweet coach and sometimes gives the kids candy after games "Now don't tell your moms this but.. I got you all blow pops" he is the coach that will always talk about his team and how good the kids are "Oh Timmy is just such a Well behaved boy"
Two-Bit He is almost just like and wants his team to win and sometimes he tries to tell the kids to go steal something form the other team, "Okay now Eric you sneak into that dugout and take the eye sore of an bat form that Ginger kid" Still after the games he brings the kid some candy and bubble gum
How they would ask you to prom!
WARNING BAD PICKUP PROM LINES (the gangs lines are in bold!)
WARNING BAD SPELLING WARNING BAD WORDS!
Also I'll do part 2 with the Shepards+ the some of the socs tomorrow
Darry
You were getting ready to cheer for the football game it was about 2 weeks before prom then darry tapped you on the shoulder
"hey y/n"
"hey what's up?"
"wanna tackle prom with me?"
Y/n laughed a tiny bit
"yes dar I will go to prom with you"
"oh thank gosh Oh uh I got you flower by the way! oh and those candies you told me about!"
he was def stressing since he needed it be prefect (sodapop gave him the pick up line)
He spent at least 30 minutes trying to pick out the best flowers
Sodapop
(just image he didn't drop for the plot please 😭)
Him and Steve definitely practiced for hours
"hey uh will you uh"
"dang it soda! get your head in the game she ain't go with you if don't act with bravery!"
"Oh shut your trap Steve you ain't got no date at all"
"hey!"
-⛸-Later-⛸-
"hey Y/n wait up!"
soda walked up to as you were getting ready to get in your car
"oh hey soda whats up?"
Y/n smiled at him and he took a deep breath
"You know since your such a bright star maybe you should light up my night at prom?"
"Oh sure soda! I'd love to go to prom with you!"
Soda flashed his a million dollar smile
"well great! can't wait to see your dress I bet it'll look great on you"
"awe thank you soda! You'll look great too now see ya!"
"yeah,yeah see ya!"
-⛸-Later-⛸-
"Yo dude she said yes!"
"hell yeah man!"
add in high five
Ponyboy
He went to darry to ask for some advice since he didn't know what to do at all
"hey dar.."
"yeah pony whats up?"
"I wanna uh ask out this girl to prom but I don't know how... can you help me..?"
"oh yeahs sure ponyboy I forgot it was prom season"
Darry gave him the run down about flowers,what candies to get and maybe a little extra gift
-⛸-Later-⛸-
You were at the park watching the sunset and ponyboy taped your arm
"hm? oh hey pony oh whats with the flowers?"
"oh uhmm I got these before since I wanted to ask you something.."
"yeah what is it..?"
"I think it'd be a real page turner if we went to prom..?'
"I loved to go to prom with you pony!" *y/n smiled*
"Oh uhm I got you that book you were talking about"
"thank you pony boy I love it"
He was screaming in his pillow because he said the pick up two bit told him and two-bit started to laugh his ass off when he found out pony said the pick up line
Dallas
Now did he have almost all the girls in Tulsa wanting him yeah? but he'd got bored of most of most of them and thought he'd try this prom date thing.. and he wanted to at least do I good so he bought (stole) you a pack of cigarettes and some cd he was pretty sure you liked and wrote on the inside of the cigarette box to ask you (a lot of effort for dally)
-⛸-Later-⛸-
You and him were at a rodeo and he thought he'd get over with and ask you
"Hey Y/n"
"Yeah dal whats up?"
*Dallas handed you pack of cigarettes and the cd*
"oh thanks dal! but it ain't my birthday yet..?"
"just look inside the cig box!"
"Okay man jeez!"
*y/n opened the box and read it*
"Oh uhm Yeah I'd love to go with ya Dallas you ain't pranking me right?"
"No y/n I ain't pranking It was hard work to stea- I mean but that stuff!"
Johnny
he needed to ask ponyboy and Dallas for help since he didn't know what to do
"Guys what do I do..?"
"man do you just want us to beat up then make her say yes?"
"No! Dallas none of you are beating her up!!"
"Well I think You should pick her some flowers and-"
"LAMEEEEE BOOOOO"
-⛸-Later-⛸-
You were laying in the lot waiting for johnny since you two usually hung out at the lot
*johnny hide the flowers he picked in his jean jacket pocket*
"Oh hey johnny thought you got busy"
"nope just lost track of time"
*johnny sat next to y/n*
"so uh you know how proms coming up right?"
"Oh yeah my families super excited for me since I get to go this year"
"So since Proms coming up I was wondering if you could go to the dance with me? and maybe we could go to the movies ro the dinner atfer..?"
*johnny took out the flowers and handed them to you*
"oh.. johnny yes of course! I'd love to go to prom with you! and I'd love to go the dinner after prom we could get some sundaes or something at the dinner!"
Y/n smiled and johnny and so did johnny
Two-Bit
"heyy y/n!"
"Oh hey two whats up"
"Maybe you should not be a meanie and go with this-"
*y/n laughed*
"I wasn't done with the joke yet!"
"sorry sorry I heard you telling it to Dallas earlier and had to laugh at it sorry sorry keep going!"
*loud dramatic two-bit sigh*
"will you go to prom with me?"
"Yes I will two then we can watch mickey after"
"HELL YEAH WHOOOOO"
Steve randle
(guys he didn't drop out your crazy talking)
he was practicing with sodapop and made sure he was going to get everything right
"man I'm so sacred what if she says no? what id she says no!"
"steve she won't say no I mean look at you! you look so tuff man!"
He made ponyboy write you a wrote so he could put in in his toolbox to ask you out to prom
-⛸-Later-⛸-
"hey Y/N uh pass me that wrench!"
"oh sure stevie here ya go!"
"hey can you go in my tool box and uh get me the rag outta their Please?"
"Oh sure I guess"
Y/n opened the tool box and saw the note and read it
_dear y/n please to go prom with me if yes say so if not you never saw this note and you've never saw this! Xo steve!_
"Oh here's the rag steve and yes I will go to prom with you I think theirs a drag race going on the day after and maybe we could go?"
"Oh yeah we should do that!" Later
"YEAHH WOOO SHE SAID YES I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD YEAHHHH!!"
"I KNEW SHE"D SAY YES TO YOU MAN GIVE ME SOME!"
High five!
Why do you guys blame Cherry and Darry for the events of the book? (Y'all especially do this to Cherry)
Cherry was literally getting harassed by Dally, then Johnny killed her boyfriend, (even though he had it coming) and then Two-Bit had to stop some of the greasers from jumping her when she offered to be a spy. Honestly, I don't even care about Cherry that much myself, but it's not like she went out of her way to hurt anyone. (And who can blame her for not wanting to see the guy who killed her boyfriend? Besides, who's to say that Johnny wanted to see her anyway?)
And I don't like it when people blame Darry for what happened. (Ik some people blame Pony too, which I also don't like, but I've seen people blame Darry more) Darry was 20 years old. And taking care of his 16- and 14-year-old brothers after both of their parents died. AT THE SAME TIME. Darry wasn't perfect, but neither were any of the characters. That's what most people like about them. And really, if you want to play the blame game, blame Bob and the other guys for jumping Pony and Johnny, or blame Dally for flirting with Cherry in the first place. (Nobody seems to do the latter option)
Send me the saddest, angstiest, depressing head canons & scenarios about any character/s from The Outsiders. Please and thank you:)
After the events of the book, Two Bit’s jokes lessened and definitely got quieter until he sort of lost his spark :(
Steve constantly snaps at the gang after their deaths, and is super irritated all the time, to the point he’d start to distance himself
I think this would be canon post-book! Thanks for responding! And I feel like he might distance himself from the rest of the gang, and maybe even start to do the same with Soda.