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Ok, so I love Rick Riordan but what was he doing in Kane Chronicles???

In the first book, Sadie says she's not boy crazy. She gets a crush, but it's on a god, who are supposed to look perfect, and she's 12, so it's understandable

The problem is THAT SHE SPENDS THE NEXT 2 BOOKS BEING BOY CRAZY

And also, WTF WERE THE AGE GAPS??? A 13 YEAR OLD AND A 16 YEAR OLD IS ALREADY A WEIRD AGE GAP, BUT YOU'RE SHIPPING HER WITH A THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD GOD??? YOU CAN CLAIM ALL YOU WANT THAT "Oh, he was in the Duat, he didn't age while time passed!" BUT IT'S STILL BULLSHIT! THEY REFERENCE HOW OLD HE IS, THEY REFERENCE THAT HE'S TOO OLD FOR SADIE, A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL, AND HE'S STILL PUT WITH HER!

A 3 year age gap when 13 is already creepy. It's frowned upon. A THOUSANDS of years age gap is MUCH, MUCH WORSE! HE IS A PEDOPHILE!

It's really not that hard to not ship ancient beings with children, Rick.

Today Cosmia did her first real flirt pole session, and it was crazy to see how much her methods differed from Shoko’s. Shoko is calculated and focused in her own way, but Cosmia you can tell is a true hunter.

Everything about her movements, the intensity in her gaze, the way she held her head low and trotted with purpose, watching her I really experienced that feeling of wow! This is what this dog was bred to do. Few things are more impressive and captivating to watch than a working dog doing it’s job.

This has just reinforced my conviction to find out a way to take the girls hunting. I wish I knew the first thing about it.

I'm sure the romantic music from Buffy and Angel's ice rink date playing as Buffy and Kendra say goodbye means nothing. You know, maybe the music is supposed to symbolise Buffy considering her path in life, which connects to ice skating and this last conversation. It just sounds romantic. It doesn't mean anything.

but what if they kissed, though?

In general, I'm noticing a lot of Faith-in-Buffy on this rewatch that I missed on previous watches. 'Prophecy Girl' has a lot of it (after she dies, but also her smile while she's fighting vamps at the start of the episode), and obviously Buffy in 'When She Was Bad' is full of Faith.

And now, in 'What's My Line pt. 2', it's astonishing how much Buffy is Faith to Kendra. The way she provokes her, tries to bring out the passion in her - it's so Faith, so much a mirror of Buffy and Faith's relationship, with Buffy in the Faith roll. Just, you know, less homoerotic.

... I mean, it's still pretty homoerotic. Just... less so.

okay who wants to gift this MB a third degree mythical society membership? 🤓🤲 shdsjhk they're having a flash sale on the website tomorrow and i badly want this year's vinyl record BUUUUUT