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Foggy Nelson

Sam Winchester

Matt Murdock

Spencer Reid

Klaus hargreeves about Reginald

Spencer Reid

Rpatz Bruce Wayne

Viktor hargreeves

Adrian Chase

Dean Winchester

Matt: I don’t think we can manipulate, mansplain, or malewife our way out of this one

Frank: [cracks knuckles]

Frank: Manslaughter it is

Deadpool: Say, what's a less legal, more effective alternative to pepper spray?

Daredevil, without missing a beat: A flamethrower.

Spider-Man, who only wanted to team up for Team Red: *sigh* Guys, his knife barely touched me.

Spiderman: violence is not the answer!–

Daredevil: is the question.

Deadpool: and the answer is yes!

Daredevil: shit will come

Spiderman: it won’t give shit

Daredevil: it’s going to shit

Deadpool: if not?

Daredevil: and if so?

Deadpool: if it doesn’t shit?

Daredevil: and if it happens

Deadpool: But if shit goes down, we’re in shit together!!

Spiderman: Ready!

Spiderman: Guys, this won’t give shit

Daredevil: yes it will

Deadpool: BUT IF SHIT WE ARE SHIT TOGETHER!!!

“okay listen up here i don’t wanna hear your idiots voice unless the fuckin’ world is on fire!”

_ Daredevil after the first time with the red team.

*the plane will crash and it only has 3 parachutes*

Peter Wade Matt: ...

Peter: I'll sacrifice myself--

Wade: who's going on dad's lap lol?

Matt: stop being stupid we're in threes?

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Matt whispering to Karen: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Karen: Oh, you’ve been?

Matt in a serious manner: only once. In Monopoly.

Foggy: Look, Matt, I made a little marshmallow you, it even has it’s arms crossed cause you’re grumpy all the time! What do you think?

Matt: *choked up* it’s fine.

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