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feeding the trophone nation + a human trophy design
Fyodor making a habit of saying "suicide prevention hotline, how may I help you?" Everytime dazai calls him on his phone
At least I warned you about the dragons. Hagrid warned me about the dragons.
Naramis week, day 3: Food / Drink
Pico is so stupid and silly he'd fall for the "want a kiss" prank every time you know the one where they ask "want a kiss?" and it's a stupid little hershey's kiss chocolate
You are so right actually
Dw, he still got his kiss
her breath hitches as his lips hover just inches from hers , the warmth of him enveloping her , making it impossible to think straight. she can see the desire flickering in his eyes , and it sends her heart racing. she tries to remind herself that this is just for show — a ploy to get her ex riled up. but the way he kisses her , the way his hands stay firm around her , tells a different story. one that has nothing to do with her ex and everything to do with them. ‘ yeah ? ’ she whispers , her resolve slipping further , her body betraying the logical part of her brain that screams at her to stop. but she doesn’t move away. ‘ maybe ... we should make sure then ?? ’
at first he was just helping out his best friend, a simple kiss to drive her ex crazy was something he would do for her. but the moment their lips connected it was like his subconscious took over. his mind cleared completely until his thoughts were made up of solely her. returning the kiss as she deepened it, everything else fading away until she pulled away. his lips chasing hers slightly before he stopped himself. "yeah..." he kept close, hands still holding her against the wall as his eyes stayed on her lips. "he um..." his lips hovering over hers now. "he could come back..." desperately trying to find a reason to kiss her again.
Garroth and Zane in MCD is so funny because imagine you live in a small town, so small that everybody knows everybody. And then this guy shows up who wears a full face tactical helmet all the time, and just goes by the name William. No last name or anything, just William. And he becomes this well known person who is close to the town’s mayor despite being very mysterious.
But then suddenly the mayor is assassinated for some reason (who assassinates a mayor in a town that literally no one knows?)
So everyone assumes this William guy will run for mayor because he took it upon himself to handle all the town’s matters after the mayor died, but he refuses. Like he gets genuinely upset whenever someone mentions it. And the guy is still wearing the helmet 24/7, by the way.
So then the town just?? Doesn’t have a mayor?? And so William is running around doing everything until this random person with amnesia arrives and takes over.
Then one day two people from your town is getting married. The bride’s mom hires this priest to officiate the wedding and it’s… Prince Harry?? Like literally the freaking prince from England??
And your like “that’s a bit overkill for this small town wedding but ok”
But then Prince Harry is like “that William man must reveal his face or else I can’t be here”
But William refuses and so he just doesn’t go to the wedding.
So Prince Harry officiates the wedding, and then unexpectedly William arrives, and it’s… Prince William?! The whole time the weird guy who wears a full face tactical helmet 24/7 that’s been taking care of your small town is the first born son to the king of England??
And throughout the whole night the two brothers are just giving each other the stink eye.
Your honor, the idiots
I'm gonna play around with some format for the next one and see if I like it I think :o
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