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James Vowles I’m begging you to stop talking
Logan Sargeant was sold let go by Williams this week and now Louis Tomlinson shows up in the paddock. Coincidence?
People need to stop asking Oscar about hobbies please... His job is car, his special interest is car, he even used to be a car. He doesn't need anything more.
your dream ended. because of woke.
you laughed. because of joke.
frogs make noise. because of croak.
tree. oak.
sorry respectfully papaya rules sounds like the kind of thing you’d write up at a summer camp to remind the kids to be kind to each other
are the legs of charles jeans so wide because he’s in some sort of ratatouille situation where he’s being puppeteered but from the ankles
"nico doesn't want lando and oscar to go what he and lewis went through" nico got on live tv and asked lando what he thought of oscar taking points off him. if anything i think nico wants a televised landoscar brawl a la 2018 youtuber fight
'Ted have u seen that befo-'
Ted: 'ITS A MASSIVE YELLOW FAN HOW COULD U MISS IT. HOW COULD ANYONE MISS IT. A TEAM OF EXPERINCED GIRLS AND GUYS CANT SPOT A FAN? WHAT IS THIS DUMB FUCKERY? WHAT IN THE STUPIDNESS IS RHIS? HOW COULD WILLIAMS CALL THEMSELVES A TEAM AFTER THIS HOW CO-'
Instead of calling Lewis Hamilton a grid dad (incorrect, he barely remembers their names bless their hearts, it's giving gay rich child free aunt), consider that these rookies are actually dilf hunters and it's Lewis Hamilton season
charles during red bull dominance: we need to catch up, max is simply too good
charles during mclaren dominance: we need to launch a full federal investigation into why and how they developed this illegal car
this week it's making max pick up litter along the highway for saying the word fuck next week it's six years of gulag for george russell for saying the word crikey on the radio and by the time interlagos comes around the safety car chases fernando around the track to poke him with a cattle prod every six turns for having thoughts that fall outside of the ones allowed as per article 8 subset x annex III of the thought crime penal code
perez (10 years f1 experience) saying he cannot pass colapinto (2 minutes f1 experience) who happens to be the only williams left in the race. is the kid okay. is the kid crazy with it. will they kill the kid for having too much swag on the track
not enough people are fond of things nowadays. reblog if you're a true fondler
if mangoes didnt have the pit inside of them they would have to invent a new 8th deadly sin to describe the way i act around them because greed gluttony and lust wouldn't even Begin to cover the heinous depraved things i would do if there wasn't a piece of wood lurking inside to humble me