This Has Happened Multiple Times - Tumblr Posts
one time i was just sitting down in class. then i leaned over to get something under my desk while i was still sitting down and my HIP fucking POPPED. my Pelvis has been Cursed. i felt it readjust đ what the hell
Every couple of months I have to re-learn that Bowling For Soup wrote the Phineas and Ferb theme song before will smith from men in black shows up at my door and completely erases that fact from my brain
And then there's me, whos dream self knows I'm in a dream but I still cannot lucid dream...

You know that feeling that you get when you look for art for a character you just met and like, so you put their name in the search bar. And the first thing that pops up is their death, but youâre too scared to see if itâs real or not so you have to just suffer in confusion. I hate that feeling.
Jokes on you, itâs a panic attack so mild youâre confusing it for chest cramps.


its true â Ë・âŕ¨ŕ§Ë