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SIS DID U JUST

UGH

NOW I AM DEMANDING A MASSIVELY EPIC “DANCING IN NOWHERE [DOOF WARRIOR REMIX]” NAOW!

And hnnnnngggggg just Nux and Slit painting each other with white clay and axle grease before dancing to the song IN THE NUDE.

From being horny-as-fuck War Boys to War Geezers who still got it yas ma’am! No fucking half-lives here now that the Immortan’s dead and gone.

think about an au where the citadel annually celebrates the defeat of immortan joe via a massive neighborhood party and the citadel basically transforms into that memorable rave scene in the matrix reloaded where everyone just dances to the epic beats served by coma the doof warrior and his trusty backing drummers. think about nux and slit just losing themselves to the music and each other on the citadel grounds before sneaking out back to their chambers to fuck each others brains out.

Ug /lawd/

As a lover of literally every type of dance music and any type of dancing that goes along with said music, /this is sooooo greeeaaaaaat/

Praise the matrix reference, that was my favorite part of that movie (I’m pretty sure it was the second one?)