SIS DID U JUST

SIS DID U JUST

UGH

NOW I AM DEMANDING A MASSIVELY EPIC “DANCING IN NOWHERE [DOOF WARRIOR REMIX]” NAOW!

And hnnnnngggggg just Nux and Slit painting each other with white clay and axle grease before dancing to the song IN THE NUDE.

From being horny-as-fuck War Boys to War Geezers who still got it yas ma’am! No fucking half-lives here now that the Immortan’s dead and gone.

think about an au where the citadel annually celebrates the defeat of immortan joe via a massive neighborhood party and the citadel basically transforms into that memorable rave scene in the matrix reloaded where everyone just dances to the epic beats served by coma the doof warrior and his trusty backing drummers. think about nux and slit just losing themselves to the music and each other on the citadel grounds before sneaking out back to their chambers to fuck each others brains out.

Ug /lawd/

As a lover of literally every type of dance music and any type of dancing that goes along with said music, /this is sooooo greeeaaaaaat/

Praise the matrix reference, that was my favorite part of that movie (I’m pretty sure it was the second one?)

A collection of upbeat party songs in honor of Imperator Furiosa, the Wives, the Vuvalini, Nux, and Max Rockatansky freeing the Wretched of the Citadel from the rule of Immortan Joe.

To listen to the mixtape, click here.

DID YOU MEAN THIS ONE?!

Because if so, then I’d have to agree with you. Even though I wasn’t yet aware of what her character was in the film before seeing it, this was such an incredible moment that showcased The Dag’s eccentric personality and made me fall in love with her instantly. I really hope they put this one back in the home video release, even if it’s just a deleted scene, because this is indeed an iconic shot of The Dag and it really disappointed me to know that this part was cut in the final version of the film.

upset that shot of the dag from the trailer wasn’t in the movie because it’s honestly kind of iconic

And you know that shit will get HELLA real when The Dag publically announces that the Citadel can now grow FRUITS.

Just.

Total.

Chaos.

And the War Boys have a particular obsession with lemons because they smell nice, they produce this strange liquid that tastes rather interesting, and the eye-watering color reminds them of their eccentric earth mother who they swear they don’t have a crush on but obvs they totes do.

She pretends not to notice their fondness for lemons, but it secretly amuses her. Anyway, the Dag prefers to make her gaggle of adorable War Pups happy by feeding them blueberries which gives their mouths their characteristic dark stain but without the toxicity that spraying chrome gives.

in relation to that headcanon of the war boys excitedly going apeshit watching the plants grow in the citadel... i'd like to imagine the dag being their enabler. like she'd hype them all up whenever there are new crops or when the buds of flowers are in the process of blooming and the war boys are JUST THERE crowding around the flower beds just watching the flowers open ever so slowly and the dag is standing off to the side looking so pleased with herself as she chants prayers under her breath.

Oh my god perfect

Dag teaching a big group of pups how to grow stuff for the first time

Pups making flower crowns and giving them to her, older boys making bouquets and shoving them at her while trying to look surly and not blush

Mad Max: Fury Road x Mean Girls #001

Imperator Furiosa: Why didn't you just keep roaming the Wasteland?

Max Rockatansky: I figure it was time for me to socialize.

Nux: Oh, you'll get socialized, all right. A little smeg like you.

Max Rockatansky: What are you talking about?

Imperator Furiosa: You're a regulation Road Warrior.

Max Rockatansky: ... What?

Nux: OWN IT.

Imperator Furiosa: How do you spell your last name again, Max?

Max Rockatansky: It's Rockatansky. R-O-C-K-A-T-A-

Imperator Furiosa: Yeah, I'm just gonna stick with MAD MAX.

Max Rockatansky: ...

Nux: In the name of all that is shiny and chrome, would you look at the Bullet Farmer's war outfit?!

Max Rockatansky: *turns to look at three intimidating men from across the Citadel that caught Nux's attention*

Imperator Furiosa: Of ~course~ all the Brothers are in the same war party.

Max Rockatansky: Who are the Brothers?

Nux: They're desert royalty. If the Wasteland was AUS Weekly, they would always be on the cover.

Imperator Furiosa: *points out the Bullet Farmer to Max who is showing off his sniper rifles*

Imperator Furiosa: That one there, that's the Bullet Farmer. He's one of the ~deadliest~ guys you will ever meet. Nux met him once at the Bullet Farm last year.

Nux: He can shoot targets from a hundred yards away.

Max Rockatansky: ...

Imperator Furiosa: *points out the People Eater to Max who is fondling his pierced bitch tits*

Imperator Furiosa: That really big one? That's the People Eater.

Nux: He's ~totally~ rich because he's the ruler of Gas Town and controls all the guzzoline.

Imperator Furiosa: The People Eater knows everybody's business. He knows everything about everyone.

Nux: That's why his body is so big — it's full of secrets.

Imperator Furiosa: *points out the Immortan Joe to Max who is being carried on the shoulders of several War Boys*

Max Rockatansky: ...

Imperator Furiosa: And evil takes a diseased human form in Immortan Joe. Now don't be fooled, cause he may seem like your typical selfish, backstabbing, horse-faced, tyrannical warlord douchebag. But in reality, he is ~so much more~ than that.

Nux: He's the king, the star. Those other two are just his little workers.

Max Rockatansky: ...

Imperator Furiosa: Immortan Joe. How do I even ~begin~ to explain Immortan Joe?

Rictus Erectus: Immortan Joe is ***FLAWLESS!

Slit: He has a War Rig, and a Doof Wagon, and a kickass Gigahorse.

Coma the Doof Warrior: I hear his skull mask is insured for 10,000 gallons of mother's milk.

The Organic Mechanic: I hear he does car commercials... beyond the Wasteland!

Miss Giddy: His favorite Wife is the Splendid Angharad.

Corpus Callosum: One time, he rode all the way to Valhalla.

Scrotus: And the V8 told him he was shiny and chrome!

Prime Imperator: One time, he punched me in the face. It was awesome!

Of course you’d know she’ll be all smug and shit with the attention and love to make the older War Boys squirm with her weird knowing gaze as she take their bouquets because she fucking knows most of them have insane crushes on her but can’t do anything because obvs, they know her bite is even worse than her bark (hello, she BIT NUX for fuck’s sake) plus the fact that the Wives are untouchable unless they are the ones who show any interest with men. Thankfully all the thick white clay/paint the guys slather all over their faces hides their blushes. And as for the War Pups... The Dag just adores decorating them with floral garlands around their necks just to give them all a nice pop of color.

in relation to that headcanon of the war boys excitedly going apeshit watching the plants grow in the citadel... i'd like to imagine the dag being their enabler. like she'd hype them all up whenever there are new crops or when the buds of flowers are in the process of blooming and the war boys are JUST THERE crowding around the flower beds just watching the flowers open ever so slowly and the dag is standing off to the side looking so pleased with herself as she chants prayers under her breath.

Oh my god perfect

Dag teaching a big group of pups how to grow stuff for the first time

Pups making flower crowns and giving them to her, older boys making bouquets and shoving them at her while trying to look surly and not blush