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So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit
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An SR-71 Blackbird once flew from LA to Washington DC in 64 minutes. Average speed of the flight: 2145mph.
the way they sometimes introduce fish to lakes cracks me the fuck up because they literally will just drop a bunch of them out of an airplane
imagine that happening in the warrior cats universe. dudeheart, respected warrior of riverclan is trying to chill and enjoy the five minutes of peace he has today. his new apprentice is a dipshit. the deputy is on his ass. thunderclan is up to something weird. he just wants five minutes. five goddamned minutes to himself to sit and organize his thoughts.
and then a giant metal bird screams by and dumps a fuckton of fish into the lake
what do you even say after that. what do you even do. it never fucking ends for dudeheart. it's always fucking something
vivziepop does the opposite of what a lot of guy artists do with women in that she only draws guys one specific type of way shes horny for. i could respect this, but i wont because that specific way is evil onceler
eddie, in a 90's hacker voice: i'm in steve, taking it from behind: stop fucking saying that
i had this weird dream where i was looking at pictures of The Police and i saw one of sting and andy, but in the background was stewart breaking through the wallpaper like some sort of action movie, or something. and i showed the image to my friends and they were all like, “ohhh… stew… stu… it’s Slutty Buddy Friday!!” and when they said that i woke up in a cold sweat at 4:44 am
