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Stiles would tho

Priest: do you take this man as your husband?

Stiles: I scooby doobby doo

Derek: is it too early for divorce

Headcanon

One of the few women Obanai admires and respects are definitely Ruka Rengoku. She definitely was a kinda mother figure to him and gave him the care he deserved while being mindful of his phobia.

Love my mean mugging Queen

New headcanon: Abyssians have that weird eye glow thing when its really dark. And Lillian wakes up in the middle of the night to get water or something and finds Thade standing in the dark like

Arthur finding out what Merlin’s actual birth name is:

Arthur: MERLIN! Merlin: *appears* Yes? Arthur: Your name ISN’T MERLIN?? Merlin: I don’t know what you mean Arthur: I just got off the phone with your Mother Merlin: Mmmmm, she promised she wouldn’t tell you Arthur: YOUR NAME IS MYRDDIN WYLLT?? Merlin: Ah, she told you my last name too...got it Arthur: We’ve been dating for 3 years, and you didn’t tell me??

*Monet’s FML office meeting*

Jessica: So do you have any kinks?

Hannah: What?! No!

Alex: you totally do

Hannah: shut up Alex, I don’t

Jessica: you seem like the type that would be into nicknames

Alex: yeah, like calling someone ‘kitten’ or ‘daddy’

Hannah: ‘daddy’?

Clay, from a few tables over: yes?