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Fair warning this is based on my limited knowledge of the show as I just started watching it (as well as a few spoilers I saw) and I am impatient.
Does anyone till like 13 Reasons Why? And if I posted my fanfic of the show on here would anyone read it?
Hello, boys and girls. Hannah Baker here. Live and in stereo. No return engagements. No encore. And this time, absolutely no requests. I hope you’re ready, because i’m about to tell you the story of my life. More specifically, why my life ended. And if you’re listening to these tapes, you’re one of the reasons why.
13 reasons why
ZACH DEMPSEY AND ALEX STANDALL 13 Reasons Why (4x01 - “Winter Break”)
If a character is named Alexander/Alex there's a 99.99% chance that the character will be queer and badass.
We have,
Alexander Hamilton- founding father. Was super bi. Wrote stuff for the constitution, was a lawyer, treasury secretary, did not like Jefferson. Was very very in love with John Laurens his bestfriend.
Alex Standall- most of you probably know the guy. Extremely sarcastic and badass. Shot himself in the head but that just made him even more sarcastic. Got the happy ending he (The guy is literally in love with the human form of golden retriever) deserved. Kinda looks like troye sivan.
Alexander Gideon Lightwood/Alec- everyone knows him. He's a shadowhunter. Fell in love with a warlock, first kissed him in front of the whole institute on his wedding day to a different girl and the went on a date. Everyone knows that this salty piece of shit turns into a puddle of happiness when his husband is around. From saying, 'Emotions are nothing but a distraction,' to, 'I can't live without you, Magnus.' Is super badass just like his husband. Did I mention that he has a husband?? He's pretty awesome.
Alex Fierro- child of Loki. a king and queen. Love them. They are pretty badass and I like how half the time Magnus will just be in awe of them.
Alex Claremont-Diaz- AHHHHHHHHHHHH yes now let's continue, he's the first son of the United States. Not only did he fall in love with Prince Henry, they both had a wonderful love-fight in the rain while they confessed their love to eachother. He's badass, sarcastic, a little oblivious sometimes, loves Henry. His entire family is badass to be honest. Is super bi and is named after Alexander Hamilton. He hopes to be a great lawyer.
Alexander the Great- probably the first Alexander to be not straight. Had like three wives but still went like, "that man too is Alexander," while referring to Hephaestion- his childhood friend and General of his forces. Loved Hephaestion and saw him as his equal. They even went to the tomb of Achilles and Patroclus- another iconic couple- and paid respects (Alexander paid Achilles respect while Hephaestion for Patroclus). He has even compared their love as equal to Achilles and Patroclus. When Hephaestion died, he was sad and then died under mysterious causes eight months later. He was the greatest conqueror and the very first Alexander to be very very queer.
These are the Alexanders that I know of. If you guys know more please let me know.
We infer from this list, that all Alexanders are super not straight, the name itself is like a package deal, they are all badass with equally sweet significant others and they are all sarcastic but as I said, that's a package deal with the name. Keep in mind, the list above is in no particular order and was written at 6 in the morning while being severely sleep deprived.
I don't know if it's just me but like I'm really loving alex and Winston together wish they went full on with them two like Charlie's great but I like him better with Winston. 🤷🏾♀️💙
*Monet’s FML office meeting*
Jessica: So do you have any kinks?
Hannah: What?! No!
Alex: you totally do
Hannah: shut up Alex, I don’t
Jessica: you seem like the type that would be into nicknames
Alex: yeah, like calling someone ‘kitten’ or ‘daddy’
Hannah: ‘daddy’?
Clay, from a few tables over: yes?
13 Reasons Why drawings by me! If you want one, message me! I’ll make another one of these (or a custom one) for free and ship it to you! All you have to do is give me a shoutout. From top to bottom: “13 Reasons Why” on a cassette tape “2 hot chocolates and whatever the hell Alex was drinking against the world” on a Monet’s cup (Inspired by the FML group, Hannah, Jessica, and Alex) “Love is Love” on two boxing gloves. (Inspired by Caleb and Tony, I love them a lot)
Thirteen Reasons Why
Cigarette daydream
You were only seventeen
Soft speak with a mean streak
RIP Jeff Atkins - 1999-2016
RIP Justin Foley - 2001-2019
So you're running late
And it's not even like you
You were doing so well
Did the dog eat your homework again?
So you're running late
And it's not even like you
You were doing so well
Did the dog eat your homework again?
Lotta True Crime × Bryce Walker
You're not special for winning a game
With someone who you know was never playing
They could've killed you
They had every right
You just caught her off guard tonight
But it's alright
She'll be fine
