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alehalebane
Ale

Love for Drarry, malec, sterek, merthur, johnlock, and destiel

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alehalebane
1 year ago

Drarry Fic Recs

organised through word count. I’m currently waist-deep into my drarry obsession.

masterlist (including wolfstar, tomarry and jegulus)

more fics to come

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alehalebane
1 year ago

Guys I am in a reading stump. I just can’t find a fic to stick to. Can someone please recommend me a fic? I love reading drarry, sterek, merthur, and firstprince. I am especially addicted to drarry ones where Draco is cute and innocent and harry just can’t take it. If anyone can please recommend me a fic it will be very much appreciated.


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alehalebane
1 year ago

Hey guys, I was reading this article on 10 underrated villains and morgana is there. So as I’m reading her description thingy I notice it says THIS

Hey Guys, I Was Reading This Article On 10 Underrated Villains And Morgana Is There. So As Im Reading

Apparently Merlin and Arthur have a brotherly relationship. I’m sorry I didn’t know this show took place in Alabama. But who knows maybe it was fine then for brothers to fuck eachother. I agree with everything else tho

Anyways here’s the article if you want to read it:

https://collider.com/underrated-tv-villains-21st-century-ranked/#morgana-pendragon-mdash-39-merlin-39-2008-2012

10 Underrated TV Villains of the 21st Century, Ranked
Collider
From Morgana in Merlin to The Tooth Fairy in Hannibal, these 10 shows of the 21st century feature some pretty underrated villains.

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alehalebane
1 year ago

Like in that episode where they go on the dating show and the bachelorette thinks Gus and Shawn are in love with each other. Or in that episode where Juliet has to fake date online and to keep her cover Shawn grabs lassie and acts all lovey dovey and he even grabbed Lassiters ass.

It still baffles me how shawn isn't cannonly Bisexual . Usually I don't mind if things like that aren't cannon , bc it can be subtle or just a little headcannon. Shawn tho really obviously displays intrest in both men and women , yet is still regarded as stright.

It is just kind of odd to me. That man isn't just comfy in his sexuality , because Gus is pretty comfy in his as a stright dude and I don't think of him as being gay/bi ect (u can think what u like tho and all are epic 💪).

Shawn acts very questionable a lot of the time. In season 1 he was borderline flirtatious (or full on) with Lassiter , and across the shows run there are several questionable comments he makes, or other characters make about his intrest in both men and women. Maybe I'm projecting on him too much or smth, idk , but some stuff he said man just raises eyebrows sometimes.


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alehalebane
1 year ago

How did I not know that Micheal Sheen played FREAKING Aro in Twilight. Like look at this. I can only see the resemblance if I squint.

How Did I Not Know That Micheal Sheen Played FREAKING Aro In Twilight. Like Look At This. I Can Only

Guys what the hell? I still can’t believe that the person who played an adorable gay angel also played this mf


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alehalebane
1 year ago

48hr tumblr blackout proposal

tumblr mobile has seadily become near unusable these past few updates. not just from a user experience perspective (which is important enough in itself) but also from an accessibility perspective.

examples include the new way the image viewer works (if you can call it "working"), the tumblr live button replacing the profile button, and that newly created blogs will be forced to have their main dashboard tab be the 'for you' page.

the demands of the protest would be along the lines of:

reverse the recent image viewer update

scrap the new users 'for you' page default setting

let us turn off tumblr live indefinitely

increase efforts against spam / porn bots

make reporting abuse and hate speech as easy as reporting as reporting spam

let us go nuts show nuts again... for real this time

commit to improving usability and accessibility, and listening to users!

(suggestions welcome!)

to protest against these usability issues, and inspired by the recent reddit blackout, i propose a 48 hour blackout (where you don't use tumblr at all). preferably of both mobile and web (since web has problems too) but mobile is the focus here.

I suggest the 48 hours between the 30th of June to the end of the 1st of July.

this marks the end of pride month (for the "queerest place on the internet") and the start of disability month (since accessibility is a massive issue here).

tumblr office is in San Francisco, USA, so the times and dates will be calculated using their time zone (PDT).

you can find out the times and dates for your timezone here.

i can't afford to blaze this post so please spread it around as much as possible! protests only work if significant numbers show up!

alehalebane
2 years ago

Very much thanks to @zaharya for writing this. I loved it and everyone should read it.

archiveofourown.org
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Title: A Faire Fight By: @zaharya Gift for: @alehalebane Rating: Teen and Up Word Count: 6 ,727 words Warning(s): None Creator Notes: Dear Alehalebane, congratulations, your prompt made me break my initial resolution to only claim one really short prompt — but I couldn’t just let the chance to write low-stakes fight scenes pass me by! So here we are, I ignored my own rules, but I’m really happy to have been able to claim your prompt. I hope you like how it turned out! Summary: Arthur caught sight of Merlin when there were maybe fifteen of them left. He faltered, jaw dropping open, and it was pure luck the man charging at him had terrible aim, or he would’ve failed out of the melee right then and there. Pulling himself together, he made quick work of his attacker, before putting some distance between himself and the others to collect himself. And, perhaps, to stare just a little. Merlin was… magnificent. He wielded his sword like an extension of his own body — a lesson most of Arthur’s knights had never truly mastered. His movements were quick and precise, yet fluent, graceful in a way Arthur had never seen before, as he landed disqualifying hits on two, three, four opponents in rapid succession. Or: The one where Merlin brings a returned Arthur to a medieval faire and they fight in a tournament. AO3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45646960 

alehalebane
2 years ago

Also that you die when the wolfsbane reaches your heart. And Scott’s poisoning went past his heart and to his head. Tell me how that works.

Hey Jeff Davis one note among many, but did you know that for a wound made with wolfsbane, you actually need to burn it with the ash of that specific strand of wolfsbane to heal it?

This particular piece of knowledge comes from the tv show you created called Teen Wolf which you may or may not be familiar with.

Ten thousand fanfic writers have gotten this particular piece of lore correct for a decade since you invented it. There are fics where Stiles’ love language is gathering different kinds of wolfsbane to always be able to save Derek Hale.

Truly, get yourself sorted sir (disrespectful).


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alehalebane
2 years ago
alehalebane
2 years ago

And look at the bunny teeth!!! Ahhh they’re so cute

Derek And His Cozy Thumb-hole Shirt
Derek And His Cozy Thumb-hole Shirt
Derek And His Cozy Thumb-hole Shirt
Derek And His Cozy Thumb-hole Shirt

derek and his cozy thumb-hole shirt 🥺🥺


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alehalebane
2 years ago

I am not usually one to post but I just need to rant about the teen wolf movie. *spoiler alert*

They did everyone but Scott dirty. And I know the ending was about how great Derek was and how he is the best person ever. They are not wrong but his son has so many problems with him and when they finally start to get along. DEREK DIES!!! Like what the heck. And how they only mentioned stiles like 3 times and they carefully edited him out of important sense and yes I know that was partly because of Dylan O’Brien and legal issues but still. And how easily sterek could have been cannon. Like all Eli had to do was call the sheriff grandpa and there sterek. They already had a grandpa-grandson relationship. I mean the sheriff came to threaten and this fool went “oh it’s just you” like buddy. And Derek and the sheriff had a father son relationship. And also how Eli is basically a mini stiles.

Scott is such a bad alpha. Like why would he leave his territory like that. He didn’t even tell his mom he was coming back. Didn’t even try to help with Eli only at the end. Like the first three season he only cares about Allison and everyone else can go fuck themselves. Love Allison but still.

Not to mention all the plot holes. Like who’s Eli’s mother? What up with stiles? Why bring back Allison but not Aiden? Who is the girl with Liam? Where were they at the beginning of the movie? Why do they have the nogitsune and why is it not with Chris or the hale vaults? Are the sheriff and Melissa together?

And how Harris doesn’t tie in with the whole thing. Like what.

There are so so so SO many other things but I won’t. I just feel like screaming, it was so bad.

Thank you for listening to my Ted talk. Have a nice night.


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alehalebane
2 years ago

Are you sure it’s not cilantro?

Are You Sure Its Not Cilantro?

would u guys be mad if i started calling mint “fruit”

alehalebane
2 years ago
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Slayyyy queen👀✨


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alehalebane
2 years ago

Can I get more full wolf shift with pining derek please ??

You sure can!

Can I Get More Full Wolf Shift With Pining Derek Please ??

He Speaks in Petals by calrissian18

(1/1 I 4,727 I Mature I Sterek)

“You think what you once were is what you always are. Growth is not only for trees, little Hale.”

Stiles Stilinski, Animal Whisperer by StaciNadia

(1/1 I 5,558 I Teen I Sterek)

When Stiles gets bitten and becomes a werefox, he discovers that he can understand what animals are saying.

2. Diamonds by brokenes

(2/2 I 12,170 I Teen I Sterek)

The pack is up against a monster that manifests itself as your worst fear, but what if Derek's fear had already come to life? What if he'd already lost Stiles? And it was nobody's fault but his.

Being Close to You by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)

(4/4 I 14,149 I Teen I Sterek)

Realization dawned and Derek cursed himself viciously. How could he be stupid enough to forget Scott was a Werewolf? He could fucking smell him! Scott knew it was him!

“Stiles?” Scott asked uncertainly while Stiles started opening and closing various cabinets, looking for who knew what. “That’s not a d—”

Derek snarled and let out a loud bark, eyes glowing blue in Scott’s direction since Stiles couldn’t see him from where he was standing. Scott scowled at him, moving closer to him and inhaling pointedly.

“What are you doing here, Derek?” Scott asked, voice low enough that Stiles wouldn’t hear. He wasn’t listening anyway, still panicking and randomly opening things.

Star-Crossed by cloudsarefluffy

(4/4 I 32,949 I Mature I Sterek)

Derek clears his throat quietly, resuming his plan on retrieving the boy’s mythology book, “Y-You dropped this…”

“I know, but- thanks.”

The boy snatches the book out of Derek’s hand with his mortification filling the air in a sharp, heady scent that has Derek’s wolf mentally salivating, “You’re welcome… Uh, do you know where the tutor session thing is supposed to be?”

“T-That’s me,” with another addition of pink to his cheeks, the boy rushes to correct himself a little, “I mean, I’m the tutor here and this is supposed to be- oh god, I’m really butchering this, aren’t I?”

Turning Year by Stiles_Hale_38

(19/19 I 42,733 I Explicit I Sterek)

Every year, people turning eighteen in Stiles' village will transform into their animal, a gift from the Gods. Stiles is hoping that he is a fierce animal. He wants to continue the Stilinski legacy and transform into something big and strong, something he is not.

Stiles discovers there is an entire world outside of his village and along the way he meets Derek Hale, a strange wolf without a pack, who aids him along his journey.

The New Normal by midnightcas

(27/27 I 63,392 I Teen I Sterek)

After Stiles gets hurt...again, Derek puts him on the metaphorical supernatural bench. Meanwhile, Stiles tries to have a normal life and make normal friends. But when a new pack comes to town and the Hales start getting threats, things start to get a little....not normal.

Bruises and Hickies, Stitches and Scars by ElisAttack

(12/12 I 89,808 I Explicit I Sterek)

“You’re my lawyer, Derek. What are you going to do, draft up a contract for yourself?”

Or the one where Stiles is a professional dominant, Derek is his lawyer, and their professional relationship suddenly becomes not so professional.

Also, faeries.

run and hide by whiry

(36/36 I 174,966 I Teen I Sterek)

"Unlike Derek, Stiles still remembers the first time they met. He remembers the confusion at the pull in his chest, tugging him to the boy with big ears and light eyes. He’d been in the grocery store with his mother and Derek with his, and they had all been minding their business, but Stiles had a niggling in the back of his head directing him toward Derek. And when their eyes met for the first time? Stiles’ heart about exploded. He remembers grabbing his chest and gasping and his mother running over and Derek’s mother running over. The boys didn’t even say anything, and poor Derek looked so confused, and Talia and Claudia simply looked at their boys, looked at each other, and immediately set up a time to meet. And that was how it started."

or, stiles and derek suck at being mates, a new threat comes to town, and stiles has to desperately try to save everything he's ever loved from total destruction all while trying to get through his sophomore year unscathed.

When it all comes crumbling down by Littleredridinghunter

(18/18 I 216,191 I Not Rated I Sterek)

Stiles is recovering from the Nogitsune. Erica is the only one that is really there for him, Scott's too busy rekindling his relationship with Allison and Stiles feels like he's falling apart.

When a near-miss with a kelpie results in an encounter that he could never have predicted, Stiles begins to think his life might be getting back on track.

He's wrong.

Stiles' life is so messed up he can't even begin to explain it, maybe it's time for him to finally do something for himself and get out of Beacon Hills. But where will that path lead?

With Stiles involved, no doubt danger and death won't be far behind.

Manipulated by DearDaisy (Scribblesnpaws)

(30/30 I 221,251 I Mature I Sterek)

Nine years ago, Scott kicked Stiles out of the pack. Stiles left and never returned. But now his dad has been hurt, so Stiles returns to take care of him. No one knows the truth of what happened back then, not even Scott or Stiles. But that's about to change.


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alehalebane
2 years ago
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A little late but 10 tropes as promised. 💙🧡💙

Fake Relationship

Gravity’s Got Nothing on You by zosofi | 83.9K | Explicit

No Refunds or Exchanges by  badwolfbadwolf | 18.9K

Operation: Chick Flick by  Inell | 7.3K

only fools rush in by  decideophobia | 13.5K

Electricity In the Contact by  ladyblahblah | 27K

High School

The Lawn Ranger by Snowjob | 47.8K | Mature

It’s Always Been You, Dumbass by stilinskisparkles | 11K

But Then What… by Stoney | 24.3K | Explicit

John Hughes Did Not Direct My Life by nascentgalaxies | 48.6K

A Thousand Fiery Suns of Angst - Just Press Play by  apocryphal | 20.9K

Time Travel

Now as Ever (All That Is and Has Been) by venis_envy | 52.2K | Explicit

Play It Again by metisket | 63.2K

The Seven Lives of Stiles Stilinski by glorious_spoon | 25.9K | Mature

Fly a Little Faster by mirrorkill | 32K

Occam’s Razor by MissAnnThropic | 49.1K | Explicit

Bonded (accidental and otherwise)

So Shed Your Skin and Lets Get Started by halfhardtorock | 21.8K

Now Until the End by  Dira Sudis (dsudis) | 17.7K

Every Step You Take by Nokomis | 49.3K

Bonds of Blood, Bonds of Family, Bonds of Love by TyReed | 44K

Bite Down Hard | 25.7K

Mutual Pining aka Idiots in Love

everything you do [sends me higher than the moon] by crossroadswrite | 4.5K

You’d Be So Good To Come Home To by SylvieW | 5K

ADHDecaf by pleaseletmetouchyourbutt | 2.7K

Hold your tongue and hear me out. by  TamzStripped | 11.7K

Everyone Needs a Little Mischief in Their Life by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) | 17.9K

Alpha Beta Omega

His Only Defense by LunaCanisLupus_22 | 78.7K | Explicit

With or Without You by KouriArashi | 62.5K

One Dollar Yoda by exclamation | 10.7K | Mature

of course, of course by bleepobleep | 12.9K

Ssshhh! (or the voice in my head will have to shout) by mirrorkill | 20.2K

Historical AU

Foolish devouring things, build your castle in me by LunaCanisLupus_22 | 23.1K | Explicit

The One With The Scottish Wolf Lord by Stoney | 11.7K | Explicit

A Desperate Arrangement by  mikkimouse | 115.5K

The Fox & The Wolf by Dexterous_Sinistrous | 79.1K | Explicit

By Moon And Stars by kellifer_fic | 15.9K | Mature

Pack Feels

Show Me The Way Back Home Baby by stilinskisparkles | 14.9K

between the click of the light and the start of the dream by thepsychicclam | 105.1K | Explicit

Stilinski’s Home for Wayward Wolves by owlpostagain | 35.1K

stuck in reverse by crazyassmurdererwall (smartalli) | 65.6K

Wayward and Down by affectingly | 32.3K

Wolf Derek

Theory of Overprotective Canines by  rosepetals42 | 11.7K

Waiting by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) | 81K

Don’t Feed the Wolves by Amazonia_8 | 30.3K

The Wolf in the Tower by  exclamation | 57K

Lock All The Doors Behind You by  entanglednow | 25.9K

BAMF Stiles

a lion among them by unpossible | 61.9K | Mature

These Scars Tell A Story (But It’s Not Mine) by HappyJuicyFruit | 11.3K

Better Fortunes by SmallBirds | 39.6K

Safe Place to Land by Green | 19.2K

A Letter From Mom by StilesIsMySpiritAnimal | 32.9K | Explicit


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alehalebane
2 years ago
22. Good Merlin Fics Ive Read Recently (7/2/22)

22. Good Merlin Fics I’ve Read Recently (7/2/22)

A Different Kind of Sacrifice  by   cupidty11         

A Fresh Perspective  by  dr4g0ngrl  [GEN]

A wolf’s tail by  lizlybear

All lives are (love)stories by amithia 

all our dead, unfinished selves  by   schweet_heart  

All Unwoven   by  TyalanganD

Bleeding Out (For You)   by    ParadiseAvenger 

Blue in Your Eyes takes me to Heaven, yet Blue on Your Skin sends me straight to Hell…  by  Merlioske, Sunfall_of_Ennien  

 the body is not an apology  by   schweet_heart 

Chain of Secrets  by remuscariad

The Champion of the Arcane Dominion by Princess_Cocoa  [GEN]

Check-mate in Purple and Gold  by   Merlioski

Conversations series by FoiblePNoteworthy [GEN]

couldn’t hold me back  by    ariadne_odair       

Defending His Honor   by  clevername_here 

do not just linger; stay  by   a_written_dream  

 go boldly  by   CaptainOzone [GEN]

 In the Hot Spring   by    WhichWolfWins 

 In Your Wildest Dreams   by   vintagelilacs         

 Little Thief   by    scribblemoose

Magic Wanders Free  by    N16  [GEN]

 make this place your home   by   ariadne_odair

 Matchmaker by  daroh 

Merlin has a soft spot for animals by  riverray

The names that make us  by   Misaratis

On Bending, Breaking, and Mending  by  queerofthedagger  

 The Sigil by InkThroughHerVeins

 skin  by  lyryk (s_k) 

So far yet so close  by   Ana_Jacobs 

Torn by N16 [GEN]

the turns have tabled (and we escalate quickly from there) by Cactus_Is_Trash

Two Men Who Fell Like Night  by  Whoareyou0000                 

Why Merlin Doesn’t Want To Swim  by  Excited_Insomniac  

Wraith  by   tehfanglyfish 

Would You Lie To Me Still by   Noel803

[ last list ]

alehalebane
2 years ago

12 Days of Sterek

12 Days Of Sterek

Inspired by hobrien’s let’s get dirty rec list. So here I am, posting non-christmas fic recs on Christmas. I hope y’all have a great holiday! 🎄🎄

12 fake boyfriend fics:

Electricity In the Contact

Sidequest

It’s Not Pretend When It’s Real

I Just Want You For My Own (More Than You Could Ever Know)

I Would Fake Forever With You

Won’t Treat You Like You’re Typical

No Refunds or Exchanges

Bittersweet and Strange, Finding You Can Change (Learning You Were Wrong)

The Northern Way

Operation: Chick Flick

i love you a latte [Fic & Podfic]

Take Me Back To The Start

11 high school fics:

It’s Always Been You, Dumbass

The Lawn Ranger

But Then What…

A Thousand Fiery Suns of Angst - Just Press Play

If you asked me if I love him, I’d lie

i wanna dance with somebody (who loves me)

When You’re Close I Feel the Sparks

Dude, Werewolves

Binomial Coefficients

This Might Be Irony

Accidentally in Love

10 future au fics:

Just Act Normal

Babcia Knows Best

Every stumble and each misfire

I’ve Been Everywhere With You

Pretty Melody

Good Intentions

the shortest distance between two points (is the line from me to you)

Never Was a Stranger

Believer and a Homecoming

The Curve of Your Clavicle

9 mutual pining fics:

everything you do [sends me higher than the moon]

Theory of Overprotective Canines

You’d Be So Good To Come Home To

(not so) Pure Imagination

Chocolate & Pomegranates

I stopped believing in happy endings

Worth the Wait 

of course, of course

Don’t Judge a Book by its Cover

8 bed sharing fics:

UST (An Unfortunate Series of Tropes)

We Have Potential

Stay

little spoon

Known.

Wake Up Call

The Moon’s Gonna Follow Me Home

Break the Ice

7 soul(mark)bond fics:

Safe at Anchor

Ssshhh! (or the voice in my head will have to shout)

Now as Ever (All That Is and Has Been)

where others fade away

Of Soulmates, Pseudonyms and Misunderstandings

Hold your tongue and hear me out.

Meet Your Mark

6 pack feels fics:

Where You Still Remember Dreaming

Show Me The Way Back Home Baby

stuck in reverse

Stiles plans are the worst (the best)

Wayward and Down

Something More

5 epistolary fics:

Mate of the Literary Soul

Letters

my heart’s been offline

The Quickest Way to a Man’s Heart (is Through His Bottomless Pit)

Kingdom By The Sea

4 scent fixation fics:

Scrubbing Bubbles

I don’t know why, but I guess it has something to do with you

Scent Marking For Dummies

Give you that thing you can’t even imagine

3 matchmaker fics:

A Neutrino Walks Through a Bar

We Prefer Good Love to Gold

Matchmaker, Please

2 hale siblings fics:

ADHDecaf

French Silk Pie, Baby

1 established relationship fic:

My Life is not a Horror Movie, Derek

alehalebane
3 years ago

everyone’s debating posts of the decade, best and worst, and i have yet to see anyone mention moon moon


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alehalebane
3 years ago

This is awesome and I can’t believe Jessica joined in!


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alehalebane
3 years ago
Dont Hide The Best Part

Don’t hide the best part 🤣

Uther, long suffering: Son, for the last time, when I screamed “FUCK SORCERERS” all throughout your childhood this is NOT what I meant


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alehalebane
3 years ago

Me. This is my life.

alehalebane - Ale

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alehalebane
3 years ago

Stiles would tho

Priest: do you take this man as your husband?

Stiles: I scooby doobby doo

Derek: is it too early for divorce


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