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how many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck just as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Zoya: that was the weirdest job i have ever been on . Nina and her friends are crazy
Genya: what did they do?
Zoya: well, we had to break into a fancy ball that only accepted couples but...something happened...
(THE DAY BEFORE)
Zoya: this is ridiculous...just, pair yourselves up with your real partner!
Kaz: your majesty, this is a job, you don't mix bussiness with pleasure
Zoya: and they lets say that for some reason decided to have a fake disfuntional marriage
Jesper: You never take care of my needs!
Nina: and what about MY needs, Ferdinand? WHAT ABOUT ME?!
Jesper: You love that wine more than you love me!
Nina: At least the wine makes me feel good!
"Jesper gasps and storms out , Nina storms out to the other side and both give each other and Zoya a big smile and thumbs up, while she gives a facepalm "
Inej holding a fake cigarrette: oh yes, marriage is a big compromise , you have to hold on to the life you just settled on and if you don't like it then you must pray for the patience to wait until years finally make him wither...or learn to make poison if your patience is not enought...oh just kidding!
"the ladies on the table giggle while Matthias stares in cold sweating"
Zoya: Only Brekker made an effort to make it work
Kaz on a completely stoic tone : Oh yes, snuggleboo here is a great lover, my money is all going to repair beds
"Wylan spits his drink"
Kaz: He is like...obssesed, completely overwhelming. He almost didn't want to come here because well, lets say he...
Wylan whispering: Kaz, what the hell are you doing?
Kaz: People were talking how unaffectionate we look, i have to make it convincing and the options were either hold our hand or this, guess which was the viable option. Now in two minutes i need you to jump and pretend i pinched your butt
Wylan: Kaz this is...oh gross, now i am picturing it
Kaz: great, get in character
Wylan: oh for the saints
Kaz: top ten things i said on my honeymoon
Wylan: just stop
Kaz: top ten things i didn't say on it
Wylan: aagh!
Kaz: okay, you are making this way too easy
(planned this to have a different punchline but would have to make like two or three parts)
🔥IT'S LIT🔥
ya girl got two artists to contact her in interest of the game I'm making 😎👌🏽 no but seriously I am so incredibly excited to get started on this game. Shadow Of The Colossus is my favorite game of all time, and many people have already been wishing for a second game. So why not help the fans while simultaneously building my programming skills :') if any of you are interested in helping maybe you can email me at solar.interactivegames@gmail.com k bye
OHMYGOD PSY X PROD SUGA AJKSJKIGRXVHJONGF?????? Hilarious how people were saying "Step aside BTS, Psy is back!!" and the title track is literally produced by Suga of BTS.
Okay this is random, but I just remembered I had a dream where I was on a speeding boat with no way of stopping it with Josh and Maddie. So essentially the plot of Speed 2. Very weird, especially since I have the most vivid dreams.