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FUCK THEM KIDS
I knew you were gay but I didn't know you were a pedophile
I bet on losing dogs...
Yall I was playing the sims as normal and they started on thier own ðŸ˜. Kyoshi had been trying to flirt with her ever since he met her, so its not that suprising. I'm not the type to refuse my sims if they wanna make things messy
give him some decency! he's changing
forgor his pants. how embarrassing
I don't think anyone is going to believe that you're a fool, but that's a good try XD you can do a better prank tho :>
In case yall are stressing about an april fools prank I can promise you there is only one. Me, i’m the april fool prank, minus the april and the prank.Â
listen I’m just a fool.Â
Tell her Emizel is disappointed in her
my sister has started listening to the suckening. she currently thinks emizel is dead and is refusing to listen any further... how do I convince her without spoiling that delight
Me and my little sister have both started playing Stardew Valley at basically the same time, and we have such different ways to play the game, and such different priorities. And sometimes she’ll ask me if I’ve unlocked the skull cavern yet, or if I’ve found that one secret note, and I’m just staring blankly at her, holding hands with my beautiful wife Harvey.
The Death Cats can tell an abandoned kitten when they see one. And this one already belongs to them tangentially. Hold still, fluffy yellow kitten, you are dirty and need food.
Funny ask - what is everyone’s reactions the first time they meet Nyxsuke’s Death Cat Summons?
*cackles* I don't KNOW exactly when Nyxsuke makes that contract, or how everyone meets the Death Cats but-
-For Kakashi there is something like slow blooming HORROR. He's a dog person by nature, and a jounin with the most chaotic kids ever. He is NOT prepared for his chaotic Ulric child to have giant, lightning-spitting death cats at his beck and call. This is terrifying. They're so BIG. SASUKE WHERE IN THE WORLD DID YOU FIND THEM.
-Nyxsuke: Summon world. Obviously.
-Sakura loves them, they're amazing and kinda scary but their fur is silky and sometimes they let her ride on them because she's part of Sasuke's "Pride".
-Naruto thinks they're cool. He just wishes they would stop pinning him down and giving him tongue baths.
-Shikamaru takes one look at the Giant Cats of Death and decides that he is not going to Deal with today. Goodbye he's off cloud watching, have fun with your murder cats, don't get blood on him.
-Any adult that meets the Death Cats has an initial reaction of "?!?!?!?!?!" that rapidly escalates to "!!!!!!!!!" if they aren't on Nyxsuke's good side. Honestly most adults who ARE on Nyxsuke's good side still react like that, because this kid is already bonkers and lightning happy and now he has lightning-spitting cats big enough to haul off a grown man without any effort.
-Lib just laughs into his hands because honestly why is he even surprised.
XAVE. THIS WEEK’S HAIKYUU EPISODE DIDN’T HAVE THIS ICONIC LINE AND I WAS SO SAD THAT I HAD TO COME BACK TO THIS MASTERPIECE AND LIVE IN THE MOMENT HERE.Â
Ehem. I don’t think you understand how often this specific post invades my mind in the span of a week, so let me just 👀👀👀 and 🥰 🥰 🥰
Suna Rintarou: Oops. Guess I put too much mustard on that one.
Me : *gasp* Oh my god he puts too much mustard on that one.
Poor tsumu had to watch the whole ordeal. Based on this legendary panel:
