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Art that disturbs the comforted comforts the disturbed…
(cw: suic1d3 joke(technically???))
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haven’t drawn the goober in a while 😔
Quotes my family has said but it’s ninjago quotes
MAJOR TW FOR DARK HUMOR IN GENERAL! The quotes with these jokes have a TW but you’ve been warned
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Jay: “I dunno man, moms are creatures scientists still have yet to learn all reasonings of.”
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Lloyd: “I don’t see anyone else with snakes on their heads.”
Kai: “That’s because no one is as quirky and different as you.”
Lloyd: Dejected “Oh..”
Kai: “That was a compliment.”
Lloyd: “Oh!”
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Jay: “Then you get a bowl the size of Mt. Everest.”
Cole: “It’s the size of your face.”
Jay: “It’s the size of your brain.”
Cole: “It’s the size of your ego.”
Jay: “Oh…”
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Kai: “Don’t look in the trash can in the upstairs bathroom, there’s no evidence”
Jay: “Now I’m just gonna look in the trash can upstairs”
Goes upstairs and looks in the trash can
Jay: “No evidence huh?”
Door proceeds to shut and the sound of knuckles cracking can be heard
Jay: “Wait a second—“
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Nya: “You can’t have more than half since fudge is too rich.”
Jay: “You can’t have the fudge it’s too expensive.”
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Cole: “Why isn’t this a Disney movie? They sing every five minutes.”
Kai: “Cause the parents are still alive.”
A conversation while watching Rudolph the red nose reindeer
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Jay: "it’s really muggy outside
Nya: if I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn I’m leaving you
Jay: *^proceeds to drink chocolate milk from a bowl^*"
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Jay: and here’s my piggy bank
Lloyd: ooo how much moneys in there ?
Jay: none :(
Lloyd: aww… same
.. TW! Comment about weight
*Having a conversation about who’s pants were who’s*
Zane-“These are definitely yours, Cole.”
Cole-“Idk, Jay’s been putting on some weight recently.”
Jay-*Hysterical laughing* (He wasn’t being mean, it was a joke)
Zane-“This reminds me of that conversation I had with Kai.”
Jay-*More hysterical laughing*
Cole-“Zane, you might wanna get out of the house, sounds like there’s a hyena.”
Jay-*Absolutely dying from laughter*
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Kai: “What, you got a problem with Salisbury steak?”
Lloyd: “Yes.”
Kai: “Understandable.”
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Nya: “THATS WHAT I WAS REFERRING TO YOU OVERBAKED COOKIE”
.. TW! Mention of thr^wing up
Garmadon: “I’m winning us money.”
Lloyd: “Is it working?”
Garmadon: “Well, I won us 5 dollars.”
Lloyd: “Wow, 5 dollars, that’s enough to pay back for the lottery ticket.”
Garmadon: “…go away.”
Lloyd: “AM I WRONG?!”
Garmadon: “..I don’t like you anymore, give me back the fries.”
Lloyd: “I’ll just go and ||puke them back up||, I guess.”
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Garmadon: “Our crappy state is the only state where the gas doesn’t pump itself; we suck.”
.. TW! Ch^king and threats
Kai: “I HOPE YOU TRIP ON A LEGO, SWALLOW IT, FALL INTO A DITCH WHILE CHOKING ROLL INTO THE OCEAN GET STUNG BY JELLYFISH GET EATEN BY A WHALE GET SPAT OUT LIE ON A HOT ABANDONED ISLAND AND DIE”
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Jay: “I use heels cause the leg sleeves are too long.”
Cole: “..the leg sleeves?”
Jay: “Yeah.”
Cole: “YOU MEAN THE PANTS??”
.. TW! Joke about dy1ng
Lloyd: “I wanted 50 bucks for my birthday!”
Kai: “I gave you 50 bucks that you so graciously spent on icecream”
Lloyd: “WHAT BUT YOU TOLD ME TOO-“
Kai: “Happy birthday sweetheart!”
Lloyd: “If this is adult life I’d rather || d1e ||”
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Zane: “Apollo’s kids are like disowning him and he’s standing there taking it being like, ‘What did I do to deserve this?’”
PIXAL: “You were a father.”