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Leona: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Riddle: What if it bites me and it dies!? Azul: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Riddle, learn to listen. Malleus: What if it bites itself and I die? Vil: That’s voodoo. Yuu: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Riddle: That’s correlation, not causation. Malleus: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Vil: That’s kinky. Leona: Oh my God.
Rules
Leona: Rules are made to be broken. Riddle: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Azul: Uh, piñatas. Malleus: Glow sticks. Vil: Karate boards. Yuu: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Leona: Rules. Riddle:T
Buddies:
Riddle
Trey
Deuce
Vignette pt1:
A meeting is being held by the housewardens and the principle
Leona: why the hell are we here?
Riddle: its quite simple. We have caused problems for the prefect, and they have helped each of us. I think it's about time we repay their kindness
Leona: *asleep*
Riddle: why I-
Azul: let's continue so we can pay off our debt already-
Kailim: I'll keep notes!
Vil: so we need to do what exactly?
Malleus: maybe we can do something that the child of man enjoys? They have mentioned that they feel homesick-
Everyone gave a look to Crowley
Crowley: what do you expect me to do? I'm obviously very hard at work figuring out how to return the prefect home-
Everyone sighs in dosappointment
Riddle: so, I propose that we get some information on what the prefect likes and what makes them feel at home
Everyone unanimously agrees
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Hi, good day!
May I request Azul, Riddle and Malleus with a a female reader that is super short but is also super strong, fast and can take heavy hits?
Azul, Riddle and Malleus with a short but strong F!Reader!
Note: thank you for the request! :3
Proofread?: yep!
Warning(s): none!
Azul
To start off, this man is just the embodiment of "🫣"
Definitely loves to see strong women, but at the same time, he's going absolutely ballistic with how attractive he finds it.
Was caught off guard by your strength when he ordered Jade and Floyd to "escort" (kick your arse) out of Mostro Lounge, and you literally had both of the twins limping away from you. You, on the other hand, ready for round 2 and whoever wanted these hands.
He couldn't believe his eyes, especially when Floyd cowarded behind him for the first time in a while. He decided right there, and then, maybe it was best to be on your good side. Considering your strength and speed, you weren't one to mess with. He envys admires that.
He definitely wants you as one of the bouncers for Mostro Lounge, and is willing (definitely not of fear) to give you special advantages/treatments + more pay than regular workers.
Riddle
Invites you for tea almost immediately after he hears how you can handle a fight with both eel twins (oh how Floyd irrates that boy's soul.....). He honestly wants to hear your side of the story and see what techniques you use to be so strong for your size. He knows he's pretty short for the advantage male, but even for his size, he's almost double your size! How can you knock over TWO lanky eels in just a few blows??? TELL THIS BOY EVERYTHING YUU!!!!!!
Listens and takes notes with everything you say: you drank tea this morning? Tea brand? Noted. Your mom sat in the hospital for 48 hours before she had you? He can probably make some arrangements happen–
He definitely sees you fit as a good "role model" for Heartslabyul with your abilities (my brother in christ, the girl was just inhaling the tarts with the queen, nowhere in sight??? Isn't that breaking one of the rules??).
Malleus
He has never seen such a short but strong woman in his lifetime ohMYLORDDD—
This is like. The bedtime stories Lila would tell him, when he was younger, and now!!!!!! It's you!!!! His child of man!!!
He honestly likes your ability to withstand heavy hits, because one day he thought you were officially done for.
He was having a light-hearted connection with you, and you said a joke, making him laugh: he accidentally patted you on the back a little too hard, making your whole body tumble to the ground. He didn't mean to!!! He just forgot his own strength and how fragile the human body can be compared to Dragon. Luckily, this wasn't anything bad to you, and you got back up like it was nothing.