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Yuu Sakunosuke, is a child that is around 9-10 years old. They were adopted around the age of 5-6 by Oda, a mafia that doesn’t kill. Then things go the shit watch the anime or read the manga if you want to know, they end up living with Oda’s friend Dazia. As a result with an ability like Yuu’s many people want them just for the power they have. The ability they hold is to create monster with their own abilities, but they must have a drawing of the monster and Yuu must have there child hood toy to create the monster. Everyone has called it “Monster Toy.”

But other than that Yuu is a very introvert soul that can come off as cold and closed off. But with the right people they let their guard down and becomes like any other 9-10 year old child. As Yuu does have big problem on their little hands, stuck in an unknown world with only their stuffed toy with them.

So it all started when Yuu has to stay after school for cleaning duty, nothing can hurt Yuu as long as they have Takeo with them

Well no one expect when putting something back into the supply closet a mirror in the corner glowed

Not enough to light up the whole room but enough to shine though the cloth draped over it and catch Yuu’s attention

Well Yuu may be smart but like any person they walked up to the mirror and uncover it and something makes the child want to touch it

Letting their small fingers hover over the untouched surface and letting out a breath the child didn’t know they were holding in

Clutching Takeo harder in their opposite arm they let their fingers draw lines in the layers of dust and than finely placing their whole hand on the glass

Everything went dark and fear fell onto the small ability user as they thought they had fallen for another organization trap

Blah blah the entrance shit that happens and I’m to lazy to write it

As Crowley pushed the child in front of the Dark Mirror

“State thy name.”

“Yuu Sakunosuke.”

“Thy shape of soul is.... nothing”

“Come again?”

“I do not sense a hit of magic.”

“Then let me take their place I can do magic! See”

Yuu sits there like -_- please they just want to go back home stop lighting this place on fire you dumb cat

After Grim was taken care of before anything could happen Yuu looks the mirror dead in the eyes

“Take me back home.”

“I can not as thy dose not have a home in this world.”

“Pardon/What!?”

Well Crowley tells them they can now be a janitor and live in ramshackle dorm until they find away back

“You do know I’m a child right? If you don‘t look after me or the conditions of the dorm isn’t kept up that’s child abuse and negligence.”

Crowley then let’s the dorms go and take Yuu to their new home

Anyways they find Grim and stuff happens after that

Fruit Basket Inspired MC were they are a representative of a zodiac, and when ever someone of the opposite sex they turn back into their animal form. So let’s say MC is a female as it would allow for more crack fics and she represents the rabbit.

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Yuu was doing well with not letting people hug her or let alone touch her. How much she missed being in that all girls school back in Japan with no worry’s about her secret getting out. Of course that all had to end by the first years.

-A few hours ago-

Ace: Have you ever notice how Yuu never lets us touch her?

Deuce: Maybe she just doesn’t like being touched.

Sebek: She once swatted the young master away when he tried to hug her once, as master Lilia said it was a way humans greet each other!

Jack: We should just respect Yuu if she doesn’t want to be touched.

Epel: Couldn’t we just ask her?

Ace: No! I have a plan to make her talk!

-A few moments ago-

Yuu was walking around Ramshackle look for Grim as all the ghost were on the other side, she was lonely and wanted her cat friend. Well it was normal until she was tackled to the ground by 4 males. A puff of smoke came up with a rabbit on top of Yuu’s clothing.

Yuu: What have you done!

Ace: Where is Yuu, you rabbit?

Jack: Dumbass! That is Yuu!

Sebek: EXPLAIN HUMAN!

Yuu: In my world we have zodiac animals and their are people who represent each anima, as you can see I am the rabbit. We change into our animal form when someone of the opposite sex holds us. Of course when we change back-

A puff of smoke and Yuu is sitting their nude. Causing the boys to turn their backs and blush deeply.

Yuu: We change back in the nude. That is the reason of to way I don’t like being touched. Anyways you can turn back around, I only possess the ability to communicate with rabbits and they naturally flock to me.

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As the first years now know Yuu’s secret that are welling to do anything in their power to make sure no one else finds out. What kind of trouble will they get into, only time can tell.

Let’s all be honest MC knows their pet cat is Cthulhu and just acts oblivious to the whole thing! I am going to call the cat Prince.

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Lilia: *Looking at mc’s cat* Mc is your cat really a cat?

MC: Of course Prince is a cat! What else can he be?

Lilia: He just has a really weird feeling to him that’s all.

MC: What dose that mean?

Lilia: Don’t worry child.

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Trein: Mc take your cat back to your dorm he is scarring everyone.

Mc: Grim you heard that get the hell out.

Grim: He was talking about the demon on your lap minion!

Mc: I shall fail if I don’t have Prince with me, so no.

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Mc: Tsunotarou, may I ask you a question?

Malleus: You may ask your question child of man.

Mc: Why is everyone scared of Prince, he’s just a normal cat?

Malleus: Maybe your dear cat is really the god Cthulhu.

Mc: Hahah! You really are funny Tsunotarou.

Malleus: You are so oblivious child of man.

Mc: ???

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Mc: *Walks into Savanaclaw with Prince* Leona: Get out of here now!

Mc: Why?

Leona: Your stupid cat is a god in disguise, herbivore!

Mc: ???

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*Random student overblots* Prince:

Students: What the fuck!

Non-human students & staff members: I KNEW IT!

Mc: Spit him out Prince!

Prince: *Spits out OB student* Mc: Good kitty!

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In the end no one messes with me as Prince will eat them. Everyday Mc scares more people.

Yes Sadako!mc would be friends with Idia and little Ortho being happy that his big brother has a friend! He would also call Mc older sibling and totally want the two of them to get together so older sibling and big brother are never alone!

I shall call shark mermaid friend of Azul and the twins Bridget! So that’s her name now.

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The Octavinelle trio just send Bridget random object they find around. Jade sends photos of mountains with descriptions on the back mainly mushrooms tho. Floyd being Floyd sends anything he can get his hands on while I can see Azul looking for objects that have meaning.

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The trio doesn’t care that she is vegetarian doesn’t make her any less Bridget. The same loveable idiot they met as kids. A cute white shark that couldn’t hurt a fly even if she wanted to.

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How I see her visiting is by the leech talking (read as threatening) Crowley to let her visit. And oh boy I can tell you one thing about that visit is it was wild.

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Hiking with Jade at three in the morning till one in the afternoon all while still looking energetic for more fun stuff to do. Chasing after ADeuce+Grim+Mc with Floyd as they try to talk with the four of them, they do end up becoming friends with Bridget after Floyd threatened them and they got to know her, only to realize she’s nothing like the oct trio. Azul letting her eat as much food as she wishes at Mostro Lounge (ofc it’s vegetarian). All four of them would go shopping for new items for her ever growing collation of human object/trinkets.

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It was all a nice visit with Bridget and her childhood friends, one day she will have to come back and visit them. It will be sooner than she thinks as the leech twins and Azul have enough black mail on Crowley to allow it. Bridget has no clue as the trio wants it if she finds out she would put an end to it and she wouldn’t be able to come to NCR to visit them anymore. It’s not like any of them would tell her and neither would Crowley.

Heartslabyul

Two hot headed red heads in one place

Anyways I can see Ace getting along ok as even if Chuuya is hotheaded at times he can be reasonable and understood that some rules are way to crazy to follow

Deuce would feel awed with Chuuya being there and might ask him to teach him some martial arts as he is the strongest in the mafia

Ace will tease him about his height constantly but all it takes is Chuuya holding him down with his ability to make him stop

Riddles unique magic reminds him too much of Dazai and his ability but they are polar opposites with personality

Anyways was collared by Riddle but since Chuuya doesn’t have magic his ability still works fine

Carter I can see him have mixed feelings on him and Chuuya doesn’t really trust him as he feels like Carter may be hiding something

Trey cooks good food and has unique magic like illusion abilities would see him getting along with Trey

Once Riddle overblots he would help him with relating an overblot to his corporation form

Would other wise be feared by some students as Dazai once ticked him off and that was when he started to throw hands

Savanaclaw

Fight, fight! Give him a fuckin challenge

Is among the undefeated champions

Leona is not happy and Chuuya doesn’t like how lazy he is

He has to work for everything and this stupid big cat gets anything he wants just by fling his family name around

But hey a lazy kitty cat won’t do anything about it, has gotten into many fights with the dorm leader

Ruggie he knows how it feels to be in the slums but hey he seems to have a bright future in his grabs

Hopes the same thing that happened to him doesn’t happen to Ruggie

Jack and him but heads as Chuuya is in the mafia and Jack is a wolf with a strong sense of justice

On the other side of the coin has a good laugh as Dazai growls/hisses at Jack pls say you got that too

Other then buting heads with Jack, teasing Leona and being ok with Ruggie he doesn’t really mind them all that much

Octavinelle

Motherfucker tried to put me in his contact fuck, NO!

Hahaha Azul you need to know that Chuuya is apart of the Prot Mafia they are feared

So stop trying to get him to sign a contract

Even with all his powers I can see Chuuya laughing to him self as is seems like they are running a little mafia business

Jade doesn’t scare him... to be honest the Leech brothers are useless on him

Fyodor Floyd stop calling him a shrimp he has already punched you

It is not worth it!

Jade seems to be like Dazai with putting in a mask to hide his true intentions

Jade is now Dazai.2

Floyd and Chuuya can’t be in the same room together by them self or with someone that is scared of both of them because Chuuya might try to kill him

Kinda avoids them as yes they seem ok but Floyd is going to die

Azul had put in the rule that Floyd can’t serve Chuuya anymore after the hat rack almost killed him

Scaradia

Umm it’s hot in that dorm

Jamil wouldn’t let him around kalim at all

It’s just that he doesn’t trust any mafia member definitely on as high as Chuuya

Chuu chuu has a weak spot for children ok

Hated Kalim at first as he seems overly naive and innocent to the world

Only after ob Jamil did they start to bond

Realizing that the two of them have way more experience with people trying to kill them

Pomefiore

Rook stop following Chuuya, I understand he is interesting but you don’t want to be punched

Rook praise him like he very much dose with Vil

He once tried taking a photo... that didn’t work out well

Epel is band from talking to Chuuya as Vil sees him as a bad example

Not like any of them listens to Vil

They talk and Epel let’s his true self be free around Chuuya

Vil and Chuuya butt heads a lot as they don’t agree with each other

The two of them don’t go out of their way to insult each other as they both do hold some neutral respect

Helps Epel train to become stronger and one day defeat Vil in a fight

Ignihyde

I don’t know a lot about Ignihyde

I see Chuuya not really interacting with the Shroud siblings

He would hold interest with the Magic Wheel as it seems identical to his motorcycle

Ortho would be very interested in his ability causing him to download all information on gravity

Diasomnia

The dorm reminds Chuuya of the streets at night

Malleus is very curious of the child of man and his world

Mal mal asks many questions about Chuuya’s world and some about his ability

Lilia would also be included in these conversations

The old fea would find it funny how anger the red head gets when someone points out his height

And don’t forget the fights with Dazai

Well until he found out that Dazai betrayed the mafia as I see Lilia as a very loyal man

Sebek like any human looked down on Chuuya at first until he proved himself in a sparing match

After that Sebek would train with the mafia man along with Silver

Silver is pretty neutral on Chuuya and so is he

Do you have more headcanons for Yuki and Yuri? (The soul eater twins) they're so cool!!

I have some headcanons on how the two of the would act and their personality so here they are.

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I see Yuki being much more introverted then Yuri is and that causes a lot of issues when deciding what to do together. Along with the foods they both can't cook for shit it comes out burnt of the flavors don't go together and it's just nasty.

I see Yuri being really perverted at times make her brother and other people fluster with what she says and how she acts at times. Along with her fucked up jokes that she laughs at even if it's not the time or place to do so.

But I like the idea that Yuki doesn't follow the rules at all, he falls under the "rules are just suggestions." I like imaging people think Yuri is the one that breaks the rules when it's really her brother but no one believes her.

*overblot happen

Dr. Bright : "Bring the machete canon (i think it named that) !

Everyone : "no !"

Floyd : yes !

Yes that would happen, along with the first years yelling different answers.

More of the SCP X Twisted wonderland pls!

Heres a quick writing for now until a finish the bigger one

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Within Twisted Wonderland they have been some what tracking what is going on around them as ots a different world and that's what they are paid for. But I always liked the idea that Mc my be smart and hold more brain cells then the trio but they are spontaneous and basically unpredictable with what they do next. So you have three doctors that risk there life for humanity on a daily basic that all want to die along with being fathers (are they good at being dads is up for discussion) transportation to a new world with a teenage for their world that throws themselves in life and death situation with Yuu's fire breath talking cat thing that you can't touch as Mc will bite you. Ever time Yuu gets out of or goes into life or death situation they go "if I die I die."

Do what you will with this information

I know i'm late for Gravity Falls 10th anniversary but here is one if Mc was from Gravity Falls

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Mc: Well this could be worse but it could be better.

Ace: Student C overbloted... what do you mean!

Mc: We had an angry triangle demon try and spread weirdness around my town.

Ace: He could die and that sounds bad.

Mc: Ehh. We are fine and he'll be fine.

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(Ciphermc means Bill Cipher Mc)

Ciphermc: Mmmm, so what are you planning on doing?

OBstudent: Kill everyone that wronged me!

Ciphermc: I have plans to but why are you making sense, life doesn't make sense it's a weird mess of unknown so why don't you make nonsense!

Ace: Yuu stop it.

Ciphermc: No!

Deuce: ~sprays water at Yuu~

Ciphermc: Ahh!

Hugging them for the first time pt 2

Heartslabyul Dorm & Savanaclaw {some are short some arent}  {Riddle, Trey, Cater, Leona, and Ruggie)

Y/n has been at NRC for a while and she's never hugged anyone (besides grim) until today. Y/n took in a deep breath before walking out the door of the ramshackle dorm with grim on her shoulder. {ps y/n is pudgy since thats what i am)

Riddle Rosehearts: HUG!THIS!BOY! (pt2) This boy is hella touch starved (mrs. rosehearts me trey and Che'nya just want to talk with bats) ribble froze up almost as stiff as a tree before he slowly melted into y/ns arms. The warm y/n gave off made him feel safe in her hold. He stayed in her arms for a good minute before slowly backing away from her “thank you for the hug y/n but next time tell me i don't want to accidently collar you in a panic” riddle said straightening his tie y/n nodded before walking off.

Trey clover: Trey gives off the vibes that he doesn’t like to be touched so he’s one of the few y/n would ask before suddenly hugging. Trey was baking some tarts (surprise surprise) when y/n walked “afternoon y/n how are you this evening?” trey asked as he put the tray into the oven “i’m good i just had a quick question to ask you if that’s all right” y/n started as she played with the end of her shirt. Trey looked at her as he whipped his hands off “of course you can! Is someone messing with you?” trey asked in his big brother voice y/n just chuckled slightly before shaking her head no “No big brother” she started with a tease which trey smiled before waiting for her to continue with her question “i wanted to ask if i could hug you. Nothings wrong! I’m just in a hugging mood” y/n said trey was shocked before chuckling “of course!” he said with a smile holding his arms out y/n was shocked for a second before smiling and quickly ran into his arms. He smelled like pastries and his hug was nice and softly tight. “Don’t ever be afraid to ask me for a hug just make sure i’m not holding anything before the hug though” he said with a smile as he pulled away y/n nodded before running off.

Cater Diamond: To find him just go to his live and there you go he’s sitting in the garden. Once y/n got to cater he just turned off the live and the next thing cater knew someone was hugging him. Cater looked down to see y/n which made him smile brightly before hugging her back “thank you y/n i really needed that” he whispered. Before cater could pull away Y/n took out her phone and smiled as she took a picture of them still hugging. “Here you go. Don’t post it till tomorrow though” y/n said as she sent the picture to him he nodded before walking off. Cater smiled before pulling out his phone and pulling up the picture.

Leona Kingscholar: Bold of you but also hug this lion. He just getting up in botanical garden when he heard y/n coming towards him “ herbivore” he said looking at y/n as she got closer to him, a soon as her arms wrapped around him he grunted, he looked down at her before wrapping one arm over her “how bold of you herbivore to run into the arms of a carnivore. You best be prepared for it all” he voice filled with smugness “bring it lazy bones” y/n said with a smile looking up at him. Leona huffed “maybe later i’m still sleepy” as he let her go and walked away but for the rest of the day leona was in a better mood.

Ruggie Bucchi: Be warned he might try to steal your wallet or food as a joke (95% of the time). Ruggie was just leaving sams shop when y/n suddenly came up to him and hugged him. At first he thought he was getting robbed then relaxed it was y/n “what was that for? I was about to bite you! Warn me next time!” ruggie huffed with a pout y/n just laughed before putting a chocolate donut in his mouth (where did the donut come from? magic). Y/n handed ruggie the donuts before running off ruggie just smiled and shock his head he never refused free food explicitly donuts and explicitly from one of his friends.

Even in a whole ‘notha universe, MC still can’t catch a break😭😭

But actual MC/Yuu just gets piled on by all the tsums and it goes one of two ways (it’s 1 in the mornin and I’m plotting)

MC accepts that they’ll be going out beneath all the tsum tsums because 1) their little sentient plushies. Big ol cuddle pile tbh (imveryweaktothePapaCrewelidea)

Still the cuddle pile idea but Tsum!Crewel is NOT having it, but shoves the one closest/ tsum with the most obvious favoritism out of the way

Yuu/MC meeting their little ol Tsum tsum version and they both go nap or relax somewhere no to be bothered by the chaos

Tsum tsum mayhem

Imagine how much WORSE it would be if the tsum tsums that came to twisted wonderland were like those from tsum tsum shorts on the Disney channel. Those things are CRAZY. so here's some headcanons.

So in the shorts, tsum stums have 2 abilities; to grow to 3-4 times their size at will, and shrink back to normal by expelling steam from their ears or nose. Or to be able to create 4 copies of themself by sneezing!

so if there was a mc tsum, everyone would be trying to take it from the others to spend some time with it. best way to give the poor tsum some peace is to have it sneeze a bunch. now everyone gets a tsum mc!

Tsum riddle would grow to 3 times his size so often when he gets mad, which is a lot.

DO NOT ALLOW FLOYD'S TSUM TO SNEEZE. it happened once and they had to lock up the extras in a room until they disappeared. mass destruction ensued and the area of the incident was unrecognizable within 5 minutes.

floyds tsum loves to scare everyone by jumping off of high places since tsum's just bounce.

Epels tsum wants to sneeze and try to beat up Vil. epel is tempted to let it happen.

If rook had a tsum it would be silent instead of making squeaking sounds every time it moved like all other tsum's.

The octatrios tsum's can turn into mer tsum's when in the water for long enough.

Rook can understand the squeaking language of the tsums, he just likes to pretend he doesn't hear the sheer amount of cussing and insults epels tsum is screaming.

Leona's tsum will grow big just to shove other tsums off of it.

Jack's tsum is the only tsum that tries to keep the others from causing too much chaos. will multiply himself to be more efficient and loves to lift things by growing and shrinking.

Sebeks tsum will gro big in-between malleus and anyone who get's too close for the tsums liking. If malleus asks it to stop it will be on the verge of tears.

Riddles tsum causes trouble but does uphold the other tsums it can see to the queen's rules.

And last but not least is caters tum

It will 100% use a mix of its abilities to create good pictures and asthetics

Cater and the tsum bond even more due to both having the ability to make clones of themselves.

multiple caters and multiple tsums ave been seen around different areas of the campus to get the perfect shot.

Small moments with them (Heartslabyul, Savanaclaw, and Octavinelle Edition)

It's taking care of the hedgehogs with Riddle. Watching the little creatures run around and lightly nudge him. He holds them so delicately as he talks to them. You just watch in delight while holding your own small hedgehog. And then for a moment, he remembers that you're sitting there watching him talk to a hedgehog. His face goes slightly red in embarrassment as he looks at you. You let out a light laugh at his reaction and start talking to your hedgehog too. The embarrassment started to fade away as he laughed along with you.

It's baking sweets with Trey. Following his instructions for what to measure and add to the batter carefully. Filling up cups of flour and watching it spill out of the bag and float into the air. Taking multiple pans of baked goods freshly out of the oven and him reminding you not to burn yourself. He hands you the first piece for you to try and watches patiently for your reaction. The warm sweetness of the freshly baked treat fills your mouth and you hum in delight. He smiles as you cheer about the perfectly baked treat. Both of you decide to ignore the mess of flour clinging to your clothes and the floor.

It's posing for photos with Cater. He wraps his arm around your shoulders and pulls you closes to him. Holding his phone up in front of you two as he tells you to smile. He hold up a peace sign with his hand around your shoulder and snaps a bunch of pics. After taking all the photos he shows you some of the best ones and asks what you think. Only posting the photos you approve of, he tags them all #cutest besties

It's playing cards with Ace. He's won at least the past three in a row, and you're sure he's cheating somehow. But without proof you can't really do much. Still, you continue playing and watch his movements carefully. A few more turns pass when you finally see it. His hand reaches across the table to point something out to you when one of his cards magically disappears. He had a smug look on his face until you told him to roll up his sleeves. Protest after protest of his wouldn't stop you from catching him. Eventually, he sighed and rolled up his sleeves. A few cards fell onto the table and you started laughing. He pouted, but accepted his defeat that round.

It's going on late night rides on a blast cycle with Deuce. Felling the cold wind against your skin as you hold onto Deuce. He drives quickly, but you still feel safe. The scenery flies past you making the colors blur together. Moving so fast like this fills you with a feeling of freedom. Holding onto him tighter, you moved even closer to him. You're here, free, with Deuce.

It's being lazy with Leona. You both sat by the Savanaclaw pool. Neither of you doing anything, just relaxing. The warmth of the sun mixed with the sound of the water was the perfect environment for doing nothing. You looked over at the lion stretched out on the ground next to you. His eyes were closed but he wasn't sleeping. A bird landed on a chair nearby and chirped. Leona's ears twitched at the noise and you let out a small chuckle. He opened his eyes and stared at you with a confused but tired expression. Seeing that, you couldn't help but smile.

It's shopping with Ruggie. Browsing Sam's store for anything that interests either of you. He's already grabbed whatever it was Leona wanted, and is now looking around with you. Occasionally he'll point out some piece of clothing and comment on the price. Together you two also laugh at weird designs or ask for each others opinion on one's you like. When you pick out something you like he's already expertly haggling with Sam over the price and paying (using Leona's money).

It's being active with Jack. He's the best person to work out with. Always encouraging you to push yourself, but never further than you can take. Jack is there to spot you as you lift your weights. He's helping you keep count, giving you encouragement, and watching in case you need his help. His enthusiasm is contagious and you can't help but feel motivated to keep going. When you're done he's already handing you water and praising how you did. You may be tired and completely out of breath, but he's proud of you.

It's playing board games with Azul. He typically like's playing more strategic games, but after some convincing he could play a game that involves some random chance. As long as you tell him strategy is also involved. Still, he's won most of the games you two have played and you can tell his confidence is rising. That is, until the small element of random chance favors you. When you have the upper hand he is baffled and scrambling for some strategy to outplay you. You win the game, and he just sighs and curses his luck. Still, he congratulates you and asks if you want to play again.

It's making terrariums with Jade. He helped you gather the materials and plants you want in your terrarium. Together, you carefully set in the layers of gravel, charcoal, and soil. Then it came to the plants. Jade told you a little bit about each plant and even offered you some mushrooms to put inside. When the terrarium was complete, he proudly placed it upon a shelf in his room. Both of you smiled proudly at the new addition to the shelf. He offered for you to come with him to collect materials from the mountain next time. Of course, you accepted.

It's random hugs with Floyd. He rushes towards you the moment he sees you to give you a hug. No matter when, no matter where. The only warning you have is the call of your name when he spots you. You can't out run him if you tried because he is full on sprinting in your direction. Once he wraps his arms around you he is giving you the tightest hug you've ever felt. This is him being careful with his strength to not break your bones. Floyd does this every time he sees you, but if he's really happy he'll slightly lift you off the floor.

It's these small moments with them that makes everything in Twisted Wonderland more worth it.

I have a question. Is there legitimately any reason why Night Raven College is an all-boys school? Like lorewise? Does anyone have a headcanon or reasoning for that? I keep trying to think as to why, but nothing I think of makes enough sense.

To get into Night Raven, you have to either be proficient in magic, be chosen by the mirror itself, or have enough madol to pay off Crowley. Magic seems like a hard thing to master, so it's understandable if most people don't want to do that. Wealth comes from the rich, and I guess a lot of rich people in TWST don't have daughters.

But why is the mirror not picking any girls? It's literally the Mirror of the Evil Queen, one of the most powerful female witches to ever be mentioned in fairytales and what not. Why?

I seriously need a legitmate explanation for this, and I don't think I'll be satisfied until I get it. Like... Is there a curse? Was there some sort of tragic accident? Will RSA white knight the girl, treat her like a damsel-in-distress, and start an all out war with NRC? Were the women there before, and there just isn't any now? I really want an answer.