Two Dorks In Love - Tumblr Posts
I just finished Kipo and I want everyone to know that I would DIE FOR THESE KIDS
my ideal romantic relationship is this scenario:
Person A: HEY WHAT THE HELL YOU BOTCHED MY THROW DUDE
Person B: shut the fuck up you did that to yourself can you just focus on throwing the damn ball?
Person C: *turns to person D* is this normal…
Person D: Yeah you’ll get used to it, they’re always at each other’s throats
Person B: give me the tokens bitch i paid for those
Person A: what we divided them earlier go away
Person B: NO I GAVE THREE OF MINE TO YOU D TELL THEM
Person D: Hey do not involve me in ur shit
Person C: this is fun
*a few more arcade games later…*
Person D: I’m gonna head home guys, it was fun!!
Person A: Yeah me too my parent’s are already looking for me
Person C: Same hereee
Person B: pfft losers it’s not even 8 yet boo
Person A: shush you don’t even have anymore money go home
Person D: yo A we can ride the bus together, C and B you’re also near each other right?
Person C: yeah yeah
Person A: okay get home safe alright? byebye
Person B: yeah you too, bye dork
*A and B give each other a quick kiss*
Person C: EYO WH- WHAT JUST HAPPENED
….
*Person D laughing their ass off* HSHCHS YEAH IT HAPPENED AGAINNNN
Person B: what happened..
Person A: what’s wrong?
Person C: ARE U GUYS TOGETHER WHAT
*D cannot breathe anymore send help*
Person B: ….you didn’t know???
Person C: BUT I- BUT YOU WERE JUST AT EACH OTHER’S THROATS YOU DIDN’T SEEM-
*Chaos continues to ensue with C freaked out, B and A confused as to why it was so shocking, then D… in tears*
Imagine Your OTP
Person B: (Being cute as they’re working whilst saying something to them)
Person A: (Internally) ‘YES! 11/10 person right there! I love you! Please love me! I would die for you! Love of my life! Such a miracle on earth! I adore beyond belief!’
Person B: (looks up) “You got it, Person A?”
Person A: (Back to reality) “Huh, sorry I didn’t catch what you said. Could you please repeat it! Sorry!” *pouts a bit feeling ashamed for not listening*
Person B: (Internally) ‘Oh my God! They are so cute when they do that! Absolutely remarkable! 11/10-”
Person A: “What were you were saying?”
Person B: “What!”
Person A: “Before, you were saying something.”
Person B: “Right, sorry!”
Imagine Your OTP
Person A: “Oh, I am but a sunflower, following the direction of the Sun that is my dearest beloved Person B~”
Person B: (A rosy glow blooming on their face) *Ahem* “V-very poetic, my dear!”
Imagine Your OTP
Person B serenading Person A, giving flowers and showering them with complements and gifts yet Person A is Oblivious…
Mutual Friend: “You do know that Person B is trying to woo you!”
Person A: “But Person B is always like that!”
Mutual Friend: “YES! *uhh!* Yes, that’s because they always are trying to woo YOU!.” *clapping their hands together to emphasize their point*
Person A: “Are you sure? I don’t think they could ever feel that way for me.”
Sees Person B fussing on getting Person A the best gift they can in the background.
Mutual Friend: (Dead panned) “I’ve never been more sure of anything in my life.”