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my headcanons for the hargreeves siblings:
luther- straight, also never bothered trying anything else bc thE MOON
diego- bi boi, he just likes b a d a s s e s
allison- straight but girls are super pretty and she’d try it out if the right one showed up
klaus- ultimate pan, also open to a poly relationship bc he rlly likes comfort cuddles
five- he’s ace, bc after all those years alone he just can’t deal with people and hasn’t ever been interested
ben- gay but he died too early to ever have fun
vanya- biromanic but in all honesty, pretty people scare her and she’d rather not
klaus and five are both the wine aunts but consider:
five as the classy red-wine aunt who could kill you with a raised eyebrow
klaus as the actually addicted aunt who is just the butt of all the jokes- oh wait
thats just the plot, sorry ignore me