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Cassian: From now on we’ll be using code names. You can address me as eagle one.
Cassian: Mor, code name ‘been there, done that’ Nes is ‘currently doing that’ Feyre is ‘It happened once in a dream’ Rhys, code name ‘if I had to pick a dude’ Amren is ‘Eagle two’
Amren: oh thank god
Cassian: Az is ‘I’d be lying if I said I thought thought about it’
IC: *NODS HEADS*
*Having a family dinner*
Amren: Can you pass the pepper?
Cassian: What’s the magic word?
Amren: *Clearly not impressed*
Amren: *Starts chanting in the old language*
Cassian: *Panicking and shoving pepper into Amren's hands* JUST TAKE IT! TAKE IT, OH MY GOD!
Inner Circle Headcanons
Spoiler warning! This is all based after Acowar, if you haven't read the a court of thrones and roses series go read it! Sarah Mass is a writing goddess! I love her books!
-Feyre told Rhys that he didn't know true pain until he wore heels
-Rhys isn't gonna back down from a challenge so he says
-"alright I'll try yours on."
-Feyre: "No! Your fat feet will stretch them out, I like these heels."
-*gasp of utter betrayal* "my feet are not fat, they're gorgeous!"
-"You have sweaty man feet."
-"Your being sexist!"
-Cassian walked in on the conversation and nearly pissed himself laughing
-Mor came out to the inner circle by making a joke about being as straight as pasta or something
-they all stared at her and Feyre was silently plotting threats if any of them dared to say something nasty
-then Cassian yells "I knew it! The only way you would've been able to resist me was if you were gay!"
-Nesta smacks Cassian upside the head
-Amren sips her drink and says it was "about time she owned up to it"
-Rhys makes a joke about her being the gay cousin and gets kicked in the shins by Feyre
-Rhys quickly said he was joking and "would except Mor no matter what"
-Mor is sooo happy but then looks at Azriel
-Azriel smiles, bittersweet, and simply nods
-but that simple nod means the world to Mor
-to celebrate they went and partied at Rita's
-they all had horrible hangovers the next morning
-Feyre and Rhys may or may not have had a quickie in the kitchen
-they also may or may not have been walked in on
-Elain quickly apologized and ran out to bleach her eyes
-Rhys laughed and Feyre glared at him
-Mor somehow convinced Nesta and Elain to go sledding with her because Feyre and Rhys were "busy" finishing up in the kitchen
-everything was fine except for a sudden intervention of a pine tree
-they wiped out big time and came back to the house of wind soaked in snow and covered in mud with pine needles in their hair and splinters in their fingers
-Azriel nearly had a heart attack when he saw them
-He patched them up, giving the girls his signature disappointed mother look
-Elain apologized and started crying for being irresponsible
-Azriel said that it was fine and next time she should try to avoid the pine tree
-Elain giggled and Az was down, like oh man
-Mor saw this and smiled like the Cheshire Cat
-Her and Feyre totally ship it
-Someone "cough cough" Cassian "cough" decided it was a good idea to spike Amren's drink
-she got drunk
-Amren and Mor were the life of the dance floor until Amren disappeared without a trace
-When she didn't show back up in the morning they got worried
-Cassian said to "let her find her way back home"
-Feyre smacked him upside the head
-Cassian gets smacked upside the head a lot
-Azriel found Amren in a fountain
-in the summer court
-with Varian
ACOTAR Crackships!!
These are just ships I make in my head and they are so weird but I was wondering what is your favorite!
PLEASE NOTE I DO NOT *SUPPORT* THESE COUPLES - I LOVE WHO EVERYONE WILL AND HAS ENDED UP WITH I JUST THOUGHT THE INTERNET MIGHT WANT TO SHARE WHICH THEY LIKE BEST XD
by the way...if anyone knows some good fics for these...lemme know...👀👀
Those are all I remember but I will make a second post if I remember more! I definitely had some insane poly relationships but ofc they left my head the second I opened up this post XD
Assistant
a/n: I have 6 drafts now that I have to finished. time to grind out a few before lunch (no prob not). Enjoy! Yall idk who Im going to pair with reader
wc: 1400+
⚠️: idk man
Masterlist
Amren was waltzing down the streets of Velaris towards the rainbow, completely ready to order ask Feyre to paint something for her when she felt it. A shift in the world, nearly impossible to detect but she knew this feeling, it was what she felt when she'd fell through the folds of the universe itself and into this world. A slight tilt of the world, barely half a degree. Someone had just opened a portal straight into Prythian, maybe even straight into Velaris based off how easy the shift was to detect.
Amren looked up in time to see tear appear in the sky, and a female fall through. As the female fell she was franticly pressing her fingers to her shoulders and cursing when nothing happened. Amren wondered if she should save the female, she'd been in that situation a few centuries ago after all. But her magic was gone and she couldn’t do much other than watch. But 15 meters from the ground a parachute sprouted from her back and slowed her fall. The people were looking up now, at the female that floated down and landed among them. She was beautiful, like a dream. White hair, blue eyes ringed with gold, pointed ears and a climbing outfit that showed her body spectacularly.
The female looked around and spoke warily, “hello?” Her voice was soft and carried over the small crowd with the authority of a commander.
The fae around her had mixed reactions, some glowered while others smiled warmly. As Amren watched a male stepped forward. He had a sneer on his face as the female backed up, hands on the hilts of knives. Amren took a step forward, noticing the knives had a hole between the blade and hilt. Climbing knives that matched her outfit, what was this female doing?
“How did you get here? What do you want with this city?” The male started to advance on the female as she held her ground. The people were on high alert after the War and some had begun to get hostile. Amren recognized this particular male, Kian.
This was trouble especially since this female wasn’t backing down. Amren hesitated, she could save her without anyone dying.
As the male advanced and the female raised her knives, Amren stepped forward and spoke, “She is my assistant and was up there by my command testing out a new parachute so go back to your business and stay out of ours.”
Immediately everyone scattered and Amren grabbed the girl by the arm and led her away.
Guess she wasn’t going to Feyre’s studio after all.
*****
Y/n’s POV- three hours earlier
Y/n grinned as her parents rode off to go have vacation that probably involved a lot little fun. She strapped on her gear as her older brother gave her a look and she grinned back at him, tipping her nonexistent hat. Hopping on a horse Y/n rode to the only mountain she hadn’t climbed yet. It was taller than she could see and the rock was smoother than all the others. This was the final test, the final self imposed challenge. There was already a rope at her feet that she’d begged her dad to fly up to the top. He’d agreed but only if she didn’t rush it. (Have you all guessed who her parents are yet?)
She grabbed the rope, testing its strength before pulling out her favorite climbing knife and beginning the ascent. Around half way up, the first problem occurred, she’d skipped a rest stop because she was feeling energetic. But now her body was at its limit, it seemed this particular stretch between stops was longer than the others. Y/n looked around trying not to panic, all around her smooth stone with no crevice’s to be seen. She glanced down and saw the spot she’d skipped 100 meters below. She tilted her head back and looked up, above her another 75 meters was the next stop. Spewing out a few colorful words her mother would have been proud of she used one hand to scrawl a quick note to her parents and siblings before pinning it to the rope with a small pocket knife. Using the rest of her strength she hauled her body up another 5 meters, cursing when her left foot slipped.
Then her right foot.
Now dangling in mid air she kicked at the rock to try to anchor her feet. But with the force of the kick her right hand lost it’s grip on the knife she’d imbedded into the rock. Cursing the gods and herself, she was suddenly glad of the brutal training she and her brothers had endured. Managing to get her feedback anchored and her hand back on the hilt of her knife she decided it wasn’t possible to continue for now.
If there was one thing her uncle Fenrys had taught her it was to know your body’s limits and how far to push. She’d already pushed herself farther than she could endure and if she pushed any farther she wouldn’t make it. So y/n pulled out her knife and let her body drop.
Pushing at the shoulder pads that activated the parachute she desperately searched for a good place to land.
But she never got the chance.
A flash of light sparked and she fell through what looked like a rip in the world. As y/n fell she cursed every deity she knew, just her fucking luck. One of the cuts through worlds right here! How many times had the creature that was made of nightmares gone back and fourth through the worlds?
Time to worry about that later.
As she fell for what seemed like forever she would occasionally glimpsed people laughing in a city or two men brawling with a crowd cheering them on. Once she even glimpsed a black dragon soaring through the air with a navy blue one.
After a glimpse of a women in blue playing with fire like her mother she jolted as she felt herself cross into a different world. Holding her breath she fell through puffs of clouds until a city came into view. She knew it was going to be hard to go back but she could try if she survived. Just climb another mountain and jump right?
As she fell she took in the sprawling city below, it was beautiful, more beautiful than anything she’d ever seen before. Spectacular buildings with a sparkling river running through the city. On one side of the river, large buildings with many windows and clocks, the other smaller buildings with all the surfaces colored. But what stood out the most was the rainbow in the midst of the city.
Speaking of the city, the ground was approaching terrifyingly fast and Y/n hurriedly tried to activate her parachute. With barely 20 meters to the ground it activated and her fall slowed to a more bearable speed.
When she landed there was already a large group of fae staring at her like she’d just come in from another world. Which she had. She eyed the people carefully, noting the mix of hostile and welcoming faces.
“Hello?”
They all stared at her as if she’d spoken a different language which she was pretty sure she hadn’t but then some smiled and other glowered. A moment of confusion and silence later a muscular male stepped forward.
Y/n could tell this male wanted a fight, she placed her hands on her climbing knives. Not ideal weapons for fighting but better than nothing. “How did you get here? What do you want with this city?”
The male continued advancing and Y/n drew her knives. She wasn’t sure how she’d gotten here and she certainly didn’t want to be here but she doubted this male was going to believe her.
Suddenly a petite female stepped forward with authority and spoke.“She is my assistant and was up there by my command testing out a new parachute so go back to your business and stay out of ours.”
Y/n eyed the female with suspicion before sliding one knife back in its sheath. If this female had the power to make that crowd scatter with just a few well placed words, she was definitely dangerous. The female grabbed her by the arm and pushed a path through the bustling city.
Y/n opened her mouth, “who-”
“Quiet,” snapped the female looking back at her and Y/n reeled back slightly at the unsettling silver eyes.
But she followed the female as she had aced her from trouble and maybe had a way to get back to her world that didn’t involve falling off another cliff.
Might be a little much to hope for though.
*****
That wasn’t the greatest but ok, please vote below
Guessed who readers parents are yet?
A Court of Thorns and Roses Fancast
lauren de graaf as feyre archeron
marion pascale as nesta archeron
daiane meneghel as elain archeron
jessica feldmann as morrigan
chiharu okunugi as amren
matilda wilson as gwyneth berdara
ella balinska as emerie
I hate Tamlin as much as the next person, I swear, but can we just take a quick sec to remember he plays the fiddle? I'm not asking you to forgive his sins...just to think about this half beast half man playing the fiddle...
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He had once mentioned that he would have liked to be a travelling minstrel if not a warrior or a High Lord—now, hearing him play, I knew he could have made a fortune from it.
I shouted over the music, “I don’t need a keeper!” I wanted to spin and spin and spin. “No, you don’t,” Tamlin said, never once stumbling over his playing. How his bow did dance upon the strings, his fingers sturdy and strong, no signs of those claws that I had come to stop fearing … “Dance, Feyre,” he whispered. So I did.
Through it all, Tamlin and his musicians played such joyous music that I didn’t think the world could contain it all. I sashayed over to him, my faerie lord, my protector and warrior, my friend, and danced before him. He grinned at me, and I didn’t break my dancing as he rose from his seat and knelt before me in the grass, offering up a solo on his fiddle to me.
Yes, I see the toxicity in the words woven in. I do, but do we remember? When all was good a pure? Even for just a moment? Because Tamiln played the damn fiddle?
I have the feeling that Rhys and Gwyn are going to have a very strong bond but they will have a huge fight regarding Azriel.
I have the feeling that Gwyn is going to realize how much the IC ignores and dumps the worst jobs on him (and she is also going to realize that he accepts those jobs because he is scared that if he says no, then he'll be rejected and forgotten) and she is going to be furious about it.
I hope it happens after Azriel comes back from a mission hurt, I hope Gwyn hears one of them say "He always does this kind of stuff", I hope she screams and shouts at them how awful they are to him and how they don't deserve him .
I hope Rhys gets riled up and then proceeds to go on a full on word battle with an acolyte, I hope Gwyn won't hold back and I hope she makes the IC realize that they are exploiting Azriel and using them.
I hope it hurts them.
What
The
Actual
Heck is wrong with this person?
I love the IC and to each their opinion but this is just messed up. What the heck? This makes me sick.
They deserved worse? Are you kidding me? You're sick to the head writer! Get help
Sweet God, this is disgusting. Block this person and report. What the hell.
MASSIVE TRIGGER WARNING
I never thought I would actually be making a post like this but what the absolute fuck. So I’ve been reading “A Court of 'It's giving beauty & the beast' and 'Except you can't tell which one is which’” by ALadyOfGoodTaste on tumblr and it’s absolutely disgusting. At first I enjoyed it because Juno was chaotic and funny but not anymore because of the latest chapters I read.
This is absolutely disgusting, no matter how much I dislike the inner circle this is just not okay and the author shows no remorse.
Please do not support this author and spread awareness.
my ACOTAR fancast- Inner circle
CASSIAN:
I think we can all agree that Can Yaman is the perfect Cassian. He looks like he could tell you "hold to the headboard" and threaten to kill you, and all you will be able to say is "thank you." He is from Turkey.
AZRIEL:
This man is BEAUTIFUL AND EXACTLY AS I PICTURED AZ. He has those airs of "I know how to make you scream" and you don't know if he means from pleasure or pain but I'll be up for both. Imagine him with shadows and wings and BANG! Azriel daddy. His name is Evans Nikolakopoulos and he from Greece.
AMREN:
I mean, yes? Jung Ho Yeon has that mystical face that for sure has that unknown power inside of her. Only problem for me is her height but it's okay! I still love her a lot and imagining her with Varian and rejecting Rhys? Dude. I'm up for her.
MORRIGAN:
I had trouble deciding on Mor because I wanted someone who was not front United States but I decided on Dove Cameron because she is beautiful and has that look of "I will challenge all of you for my freedom". Besides, its Dove Cameron. That's enough explanation.
RHYSAND:
this man doesn't need an explanation. It's Henry Cavill. That's it. Any other choice is wrong.
Now,
I wanted non- American actors because of the accent. I need my ACOTAR family to have accents. NON AMERICAN ACCENTS. Dove is Dove but she is Dove and I love her. This is my fancast.
Stay tuned for the Archeron sisters, the high Lord's, the Valkyries, the band of exiles and more!
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
Rhys, seeing Mor for the first time in 50 years:
-She’s my mate
Mor:
-Nice to see you too, Rhys
*The Grim Reaper, visiting Feyre and wondering if she’ll die this time*
Feyre:
Tamlin to Feyre: You look better than before when you were covered in blood and mud and your clothes were ripped. And your hair is… clean.
Lucien to Tamlin:
*A dinner night at Hybern after Jurian came back to life*
Jurian: …Then why did you believe Amarantha?
King of Hybern: I thought she had the ring of truth.
*All servants laugh quietly*
Jurian: *Clears his throat* So, we must be careful about Rhys. Because we don’t know whether he was on Amarantha’s side under the mountain or not.
King of Hybern: I think he was. My spies there, told me that he’d always kiss her ring.
Jurian: *Tries to play it cool*
*Feyre returns from under the mountain after getting drunk on fairy wine almost everyday, trusting the wrong people and making several bargains*
Alis:
Everyone in acotar was like “Feyre killed Andras”
But no one talked about the fact that they literally ate him afterwards.
Like…
“What do we have to eat today”
“Oh, we have some of the leftovers from Andras”
“Okay. Hey, how’s Isaac?”
“Umm, I think Nesta ate the last piece”
“Oh my god, I’m talking about the guy you were seeing wtf?”
“Oh, that Isaac. He’s fine”
Lmao
~How I imagine Tamlin and Lucien before the scene in which Tamlin saves Feyre from the nagas~
Tamlin: Okay Lucien, I need you to come up with a plan that will make me look cool in front of Feyre.
Lucien: How about this? You turn into a wolf and kidnap her.
Tamlin: I’ve done that before. For some reason it didn’t work.
Lucien: Okay, hear this. I teach her how to catch a Suriel and she gets herself in trouble.
Tamlin: Do you think she’ll put herself in danger without knowing that someone is eventually going to save her?
Lucien: I’ll just tell her that I will save her in case something happens.
Tamlin: So… When something happens?
Lucien: I won’t move an inch.
Tamlin: I like the way you’re thinking.
Feyre before under the mountain:
Feyre after under the mountain:
Tamlin:
Lucien:
“Our bodies produce pee in order to get rid of the extra water and waste”
Amren:
