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"That Andy is a PR nightmare! What are we gonna do?"
"Let's replace him with a home-invading, ADHD version of the hypersexed, overbreeding order of lagomorphs."
(Picks up phone.)
"Hello, art department: Somebody draw me a brown rabbit, stat!"
After so many “Peeping” charges Andy was under court order not to “Posses any instrument or device that allows a clear vision of distant objects or to avoid any obstacle to viewing, including but not limited to binoculars, field glasses, telescopes, monoscopes, opera glasses, periscopes, telephoto lenses, fiber-optic viewers, television cameras, spy equipment, or any such device or equipment unknown to this court, until such time that said defendant has completed any and all necessary counseling and treatment ordered by this court.”
Parents Magazine May 1953
"And for my big gift"?
Aren't "big gifts" like sewing machines a direct cause of women gifting themselves Hitachis?
Sewing machines are like magnets, nobody really knows how they work.
Every Women’s Family Circle December 1959
My wrestling name used to be Mr. Cellophane.
DuPont couldn't stop me, but Kander & Ebb did.
The Gripper was the name I used to wrestle under until I got a c&d order from the Oakville company’s lawyers.
Butterick Pattern Book Vacation 1952
Self-serving food?
Self-serving food!
Those self-serving tunas can be real jerks.
Woman's Home Companion - October 1949
Barbecues are always fun until an apex predator shows up. Shows up with an apron that reads “Eat the Cook”
The Fireside Cook Book - 1949
I just wanna say I do apologize in advance to Mr. Visnjic for retrieving these old ads from his early days! To be honest, we love them HAHAHA! 🤣🤣🤣
Here, we have a 1997 Commercial for Tuborg Beer. It was already on Youtube, but I had never seen it before! Thanks for @patientlibrarian for sharing this with us.
Source Elgyn
39 Screencaps from this commercial have been added in the Gallery as well
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