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"That Andy is a PR nightmare! What are we gonna do?"

"Let's replace him with a home-invading, ADHD version of the hypersexed, overbreeding order of lagomorphs."

(Picks up phone.)

"Hello, art department: Somebody draw me a brown rabbit, stat!"

After so many “Peeping” charges Andy was under court order not to “Posses any instrument or device that allows a clear vision of distant objects or to avoid any obstacle to viewing, including but not limited to binoculars, field glasses, telescopes, monoscopes, opera glasses, periscopes, telephoto lenses, fiber-optic viewers, television cameras, spy equipment, or any such device or equipment unknown to this court, until such time that said defendant has completed any and all necessary counseling and treatment ordered by this court.”

Parents Magazine   May 1953

I wanted to make Monty's Mouthwatering Melon Meltdown today, but...

We wound up with this sad, yellow watermelon. And no, it's not one of the watermelons that's supposed to be yellow.

The lime juice saved the drink this time, but I want to try it again with a better watermelon.

Drank some Cream Soda from a whiskey glass last night. I thought it looked cool enough to shoot, but I wanted to make sure that it was unquestionably soda and not beer. These days, you have to be careful with what you put on the internet.