Virgin Loser - Tumblr Posts
Ppl clown on virgins so much like “nobody wants you lolll”
How many sacrificial cults do you have in your dms right now??
Exactly stfu
need a loser gamer bf
My boyfriends pretty cool, but he’s not as cool as me💋
More Loser!König headcanons.
Loser!König: Who dry humps your shin, biting and suckling on the soft of your inner thighs while you play on his PS5. Loser!König: Who moans and sobs pathetically as he cums in 30 seconds just from this. This dumb mutt can't wait any longer maus! give him what he wants! Loser!König: who keeps rubbing his chubbed up cock against your shin, his back aching from the hunched position as he bites your thigh a bit harder, cumming for the second time in his boxers. Loser!König: feels the cum leaking out of his boxers onto your precious shoes and feels guilty for ruining them but maus you make him feel so good he can't help it!! Loser!König: who gets even more turned on just by you gripping his hair tightly, his soft blonde locks getting pulled harshly making his eyes roll back and makes him cum for the 3rd time before you finally command him to get up, pulling your panties off and spreading your slick folds, putting the controller down. Loser!König: his pupils blow out wide at the sight of your slick pussy, he practically pounces on you, stuffing your pussy full with his fat, leaky, cum covered cock. Loser!König: who pants into your neck like a dumb virgin pounding into your pussy with no remorse, practically breaking your cervix with his tip. Loser!König: who cums so hard and fills you to the brim when he hears just one whimper come out of you. Loser!König: who pulls out just to cum all over your belly before leaning down to eat you out, his thick flat tongue eating his cum out of your stretched, painful hole.
Embarrassing Confessions Incoming
It's not exactly the same, but in my early-mid teens (like 8th-9th grade) years before I would lose my virginity to a woman, I had a giant body length stuffed alligator I had gotten years before.
I ended up cutting a small hole in the alligator, that I would fuck until I came. I did this for years. I loved the way the stuffing inside felt as it rubbed against the head and shaft of my clitty.
I would lie in bed at night and have the alligator under the blanket with me, waiting until my dad fell asleep. Then I would put myself inside if it and wrap my legs around it, and like passionately fuck this stuffed animal for what felt like hours, with my tiny penis (I didn't slip out or was too small to put it in, unlike with my future girlfriends and my one cousin I tried to top but couldn't even get inside of him 😳) until I came, and I'd keep humping it with my soft clitty, letting the stuffing and the hole I made try to get me hard again.
I'm pretty sure at least once I made out with this stuffed animal during the years I had it and fucked it. I even fucked it after losing my virginity and having a GF I could have sex with somewhat regularly. I would often wear panties I had taken over the years from my female cousin and wear them while I humped this stuffed alligator.
I've humped pillows with thick diapers on before, it feels so good to do it i can't explain why.
Umm hi daddy. ... i swear ... it's not what it looks like. Mr bear was just cold and needed cuddles 🥹