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Kristoff just made succession a lot harder. Or.. maybe easier? depending on which side of his colon you're viewing the problem from anyway.

(~1 year ago)

Colton's ready to take a nap while he takes care of the intern who just so happened to 'quit' right before his lunch break...

Some people just arn't cut out for the life of a dragon rider

Something I made for a friend on twitter~

In the future should I leave the face/hand imprints in a separate post, or leave it like this with both versions in one?

Another Twitter friend request, model is fatdoughdaddy1

Happy 8/8 ya weirdos #voreday

"URRRPPPP.... ahhh. Finally, that dude has been annoying everyone since he got here. No one minds if i churn this asshole, right?"

Have you ever popped a button, or worse, fully ripped your clothing in public while slurping down a meal? T-shirts and hoodies may help this issue, but have you ever had to excuse yourself from a wedding, church, work meeting, or other formal event due to gut-induced wardrobe malfunctions? Kiss those days goodbye

Now introducing pred-safe formal wear by PredThredz™

Poor Michael, got taken out by that rUUUUUUURRRRRPPPPPP

rip current. Hes probably in the belly of a shark or something by now...

Getting those gains by any means necessary

Two bros try out something they found on the internet, but it couldn't possibly work... could it?