Student: *asks A Question*

Student: *asks a question*

My chem teacher: …That’s a great question.

Chem teacher: Anyway-

Daniel: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

Peggy: Are you a software update? Because not right now.

Jarvis: Do you have a self-care routine?

Peggy: “Keep going bitch” said to myself with different accents

Two almost-kisses and the real one.

Daniel: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Jack, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

Peggy: Hey random, what are your favorite flowers?

Daniel: Peonies, why?

Peggy:

Daniel: Were you going to get me flowers?

Peggy:

Daniel:

Peggy: Iₜ’ₛ a poₛₛᵢbᵢₗᵢₜy