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I wanna write a short fanfic series of the ada getting turned into their younger selves
I haven't decided if adult them will still be there tho
Atsushi would be so scared, there are so many people he doesn't know, he doesn't know where he is. It wouldn't be the first time he'd suddenly woken up somewhere other than his cage but this was the strangest place he'd woken up in. The agency would be horrified at how beaten and starved he looked, they knew things weren't good at the orphanage but none of them thought it would be this bad.
Younger dazai shows up and not too much is different, he looks different but he acts very similar to before. Goofing off, playing games, not doing anything productive. He insults everyone more and looks a little surprised every time kunikida yells at someone or someone messes up and nothing bad happens to them. He acts like he's in charge and can just order everyone around a little more that before too. He also keeps asking how short Chuuya is in the future, and if he still wears that 'God awful hat that he loves more than me'.
Ranpo would kinda be the same. Every time they look away he's nearly gotten himself killed again, and he somehow manages to eat even more of the agency kitchens food. He's a bit more bratty and brags about his 'ability' a bunch more. Fukuzawa takes one look at what happened and gets the worst headache he's had in a while.
Idrk for anyone else.
I love the idea of like, teenage kunikida being a 'delinquent' in order to put his ideals into place. He shows up and straight up punches anyone who does anything he disagree's with. He manages to be even more strict to his schedule and he won't stop asking how katai's doing in the future.
Thats all I got
I might write this in the future but idk
Kunikida 100% had some kinda alt/rebellious phase when he was a teenager and it haunts him to this day
Katai would totally tell anyone who asks all about it
Dazai: you've known kunikida for a long time, right? What was he like when he was younger, I bet he was a big goody-two-shoes!
Katai: you'd be surprised
Dazai: wait, what!? Kunikida, our kunikida did something bad??
Katai: oh let me tell you-
Kunikida stands off to the side, blushing furiously from embarrassment yet not denying anything
OH GOD OH GOD THE SEASON FINALE IS SOON
GOOD LORD
PREDICTING THAT
THE ARCHIVIST GOES TO THE OIAR WHEN THE MINISTER VISITS, BREAKS THE GAYS OUT OF THE COMPUTER AND THEY CAN FINALLY GET MARRIED (og! Elias becomes minister and fuck it red canary also comes to the oiar for why not but body hopping)
i love you yellowpost but also i’m full of evil and hope you stay stuck in the passenger seat forever because it might create poetry down the line
My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought
Touya: You’re telling me that you waited a whole minute for two people to get to the elevator, and they ended up not even needing the elevator
Keigo: Yeah…..
Touya: You’re an idiot
Keigo: Hey- I mean, they could’ve just been slow. Or assholes
Touya: Yeah well, you should’ve been a fast asshole
they're wearing each other's merch :)
i don't know why, but i love it when my favorite characters suffer
which is why i want to read a fic where tyler's claws did manage to fuck up enid's eye, and it's not just some side of the face clawing but across the whole front of her face
obviously, this really plummets her self-esteem to an all-time low, and now she feels like a bumbling idiot trying to navigate her life while only half-sighted
and my god, the pity
she loathes it
no she doesn't need help trying to find her classes and no, she doesn't need you to hold her arm while going out. she's not fucking useless now that her vision is severely impaired
enid is withdrawing and getting progressively angrier. like a bottle under pressure and ready to blow their top.
maybe the furs are being dicks and making comments on how a puppy should've fought someone their own size instead of a hyde. because obviously, they would've faired much better considering they've been shifting for much longer and really it's pathetic how badly you got beaten on your first shift sinclair
it's overwhelming and agonizing, and enid's is constantly half-shifted because of how agitated she gets. claw unsheathed, fangs bared, and her eye emitting a half-feral glow — dousing others in its blue intensity. fuck she can't even stand to look at herself in the mirror when all she sees is a monster staring straight back at her
her friends are trying to help her through this, but she's stubborn. it's pity, it must be. their effort to show enid she is loved and cared for only feels smothering because she's not used to unconditional love. after her disfigurement, she's always asking why and trying to find an ulterior motive to their actions.
no more girls night with yoko and divina, her relationship with ajax is now over. she drops all her extra circulars with bianca, fuck she's somehow able to even avoid being in the same room with wednesday as much as possible unless strictly necessary
the girl is spiraling and no one knows how to get through to her
it's when wednesday comes back to the dorm, one particularly bad day that she decides to be more aggressively progressive about her attempts to help the wolf.
and as the young addams closed the bathroom door, she found it hard to keep her mind off the shattered mirror she discovered, blood covered and struck with such fierceness that it crumbled the brick behind it. no, she thought to herself grimly, this can not continue
enid gets adopted by lurch when she was a kid
you'll occasionally see this stoic mountain of a man with his hair decorated in different bows and braids
sometimes they have tea parties in the library with enid's stuffed animals (some being taxidermy ones gifted to her by lurch, those are her favorite)
when enid's being particularly energetic you can almost see some concern shining in the man's eyes. because she's definitely a little daredevil and does some stupid shit and he can't help but worry because while the addams children can walk off a lot, his little girl most likely can't
But through in through, she's his tiny, colorful shadow and tries to emulate a lot of what he does. Whether it be (underage) driving, cooking, cleaning, she copies all of it. Heck, she even wears a mini copy of his suit after begging morticia for one.
anyway, maybe she was good friends with wednesday when they were younger, but wednesday froze her out after irrationally blaming her for nero's unfortunate demise. idk, enid probably got distracted chasing a butterfly and wandered off right before the bullies came.
obviously, enid is super heartbroken and retreats into herself around wednesday. she tries to be, well, less of herself around the goth and is quick to come to her defense. sometimes recklessly and needlessly.
wednesday knows she being irrational but didn't enid always promise to protect her? where was she when the addams needed her the most?
when they both get expelled (enid for having some of her previously unknown wolf attributes coming through and maiming a kid with her claws and wednesday with her nut-eating piranhas) and sent to nevermore it's basically the same as the first episode. though wednesday is more bitter about having to share the same space as the wolf as she thought she'd finally be free of her.
enid knows this and joins all these extracurriculars to stay out of the room as much as possible. this is where she meets yoko and they start hanging out more, with yoko becoming her best friend in a short amount of time.
and it's not like wednesday cares. she just always preferred werewolves to vampires. and oh, enid has a crush on a gorgon? that's fine. hope she has fun talking to a boy with more snakes than brain and a personality as dull as stone. it's like a constant battle, trying to wrestle her jealousy and possessiveness.
on parent's weekend, enid is so excited for yoko to meet her dad. imagine the vampire's surprise when this incredibly tall guy walks up to them undetected and starts to pat enid's head. yoko is seconds away from attacking before enid squeals and jumps the willowy man with a hug.
it's even more surprising when she realizes he only responds with grunts and groans, but enid can understand and translate perfectly fine.
yoko: so uh, how's it going big guy?
lurch: *groans*
yoko: ...right, that's uh, good?
enid definitely has fun mistranslating and confusing the vampire.
i think it'd also be cute if lurch reassured enid that not all monsters are bad. cuz in this, no one realized enid was a werewolf, so when she starts slowly gaining more wolf characteristics, she starts having an identity crisis
and look, lurch definitely has some personal experience with being hated for simply existing (as all outcasts do, but we're not talking about them) so he's all for telling enid that the wolf thing are just as much a part of her as anything else
theres so much happening
"Enid stans Loona," I say into the mic. The crowd boos.
"She does," someone says. It's Emma Myers herself.
Reference for that one Wednesday panel:
I started watching Gravity Falls and this scene reminded me of GGY and Tony so I drew it
Too late, suckers!
He’s the funniest bitch in couple’s therapy
Shitty WIP comic, can you fellas guess the punchline? 👁
Somebody please send this man to therapy
Gangle’s my blorbo my meow meow my baby girl my cringe fail woman
aspd creature :3
[more versions under the cut]
(the colors are picked from @npdsafe’s aspd flag!)
filth pig, filth pig
I sleep with both eyes open
Little sticker im making to cope with season 2
Stop saying "sleep is for the weak."
This phrase encourages a harmful and outdated view of tiredness, fatigue and rest.
✨Instead try✨
"Sleep is for the mortals"
It makes your shitty sleep schedule sound like some kind of god (or demigod...or some poor kid living with a god in their body)'s secondary agenda rather than a poor life decision.
Now, go be mortal. GO SLEEP. Goddamn it.