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Things That Happen In Hunter X Hunter Without Context

The main character can't fight for a month because of math

There's a trans character who can grant wishes (but watch out!)

The most powerful villain in the show dies peacefully surrounded by a loved one.

Bungee Gum has the properties of both rubber and gum

There are two blonde pretty boys who love to smile all the time. They are both evil and fucked up, but one of them is definitely more fucked up and evil.

A guy gets killed by they/them pussy and then resurrected as a bug girl

Yes, the show is about a kid finding his deadbeat dad. His dad is such a tool that a random guy punches him in the face and almost becomes president as a result.

His dad left to make a video game.

One character is so pissed off at a group of 13 people specifically, that his powers only work on them

Literally everyone in the fandom agrees that departure is the best opening. It is 100% unanimous.

A man is so scared of a butterfly that he goes bald

Stabbing yourself with a phone antennae will make you go super saiyan

There's a nuke

The main character almost kills himself playing Rock Paper Scissors on multiple occasions

The superpowered transformation sequence is one of the most heartwrenching moments of the show

The world is saved by a blind girl who's really good at Go

Leorio

And now without context: Obey Me!

Ah! Of course the anime protagonist is part of an exchange program. Typical anime plot.

Wait, isn't Lucifer, Diavolo, Beelzebub, and Satan the ruler of Hell just with different names. Wait, where's Stolas? Isn't he also one of the seven princes of hell?

Ok, then Diavolo's goal for this program is to strengthen the relationship between the realms of heaven, hell and our world. Like Charlie Magne's goal for the hotel. Cool

Mammon, more like my man!! But seriously, though, you have some issues with your brothers that need to be fixed.

Moments later: Never mind, they treat you like garbage.

Of course, each lord of hell is associated with the seven deadly sins. Make sense. Side note: the music reminds of the background music of Ever After high.

Wait, another human student but with powers. Why is he more interesting than MC? Fucking how?!? Of course, for the purpose of the game.

Tasks. Right, this does include schoolwork, right? As if online schooling wasn't enough.

One year, that's all they ask. Cool, let's make it last and memorable.

Dorm reminds me of Addams' family manor. Love the exterior design. The interior is even better, holy shit including dragon statues. Ooh, Leviathan, your weeb is showing.

Diavolo has his own castle to live, of course he does.

(To be continued)

Without Context: Obey Me! (Continued)

Mammon's a masochist, same, bitch.

When in hell, demons will tempt a good soul. Right, y'all will lend some power to help, thanks.

Wait! It's a dance off?!? Aww, you can carres them after the "battle" and cute gift exchanges. Intimacy level you say?! Mm, kinky. Lol

"Hey Karasu" ohmygods, you tricked me!

So, I've met all brothers but one, where is he any- oh hi Belphegor. I named my Grimmsnarl pokémon after you.

Aww, edgelord

Anyways, onto my room- Leviathan, wtf? If you want some alone time with me in your room, at least take me to a coffee date first.

Oh my gods, I LOVE how you decorate. Am I allow to come in and swim in your fish tank? 'Cause honestly, I miss the ocean.

I'm an otaku (weeb) too! Nyaa! I have my own manga collection. Akihabara is impressive and one of my tourist destinations, can't visit just though. Honestly, Japan is like a different world from my own since I'm from the states.

The Tale of the Seven Lords. Ohmygods, there's so many parallels, it feels so meta.

You're embarrassed to be associated with me. And you want my help. No way, Mammon really did that to your figurine that you wanted, that's diabolical, no pun intended. Ooh, a pact, what does he want back? His credit card that Lucifer took from him.

Hold up, Lucifer is the oldest but he's treating his brothers like children. That's cute.

Now, I see why everyone treats Mammon like garbage. Still, feel bad for him, though.

Alrighty then, first day, let's do this. Wait, breakfast at a dining hall that looks straight out of a gothic novel with a wicked chandelier. I am lovin' this. Morning demon brothers, Beelzebub, how's your food? You guys have your sibling fight while I enjoy my waffles.

Demons gossiping, no surprise there. Hi, who are you?

Solomon, no comment.

Hi, Luci. Student council takes away any possessions from students that are distracted. Makes sense. Useful information for I am the messenger of a certain demon. Asking for no reason, curiosity kills the cat, you know?

Later that evening: I wish I can decorate my own room like that, it fits with my personal aesthetic. Gloomy with a touch of cottagecore. Leviathan sent me a text. Why the kitchen out of places? Though, cookie dough sounds nice right about now.

Is that you God? it's me Abbey. Oh, Beelzebub, of course you're here. There's no way we're not eating in the morning. YOU ATE EVERYTHING IN THE FRIDGE!??!

Leviathan, where are- why are you demons not want to associate with me? Yes, Luci said it was frozen. Like froze the account but you think it's in the freezer. Seems stupid.

WTF!?! HE MEANT IT LITERALLY.

Mammon, just the demon we were expecting. Bu-bu-but wait, make a pact if you want Goldie. Yes!! A demon for me to control, I'm lovin this way too much. Oh, the things I can do to you :) ;)

That's right, Mammon is mine to control and my next victim shall be Satan. I want to borrow some your knowledge. Never mind, the avatar of wrath won't be so easy.

On to class, and yes, I agree with you, Diavolo gossiping does make the school environment much more interesting.

Stuff that happens in the Skyward (or was it Defiant? My brain's garbage) series by Brandon Sanderson, without context (spoilers obviously)

A spaceship with full sapience calls himself Mushroom-Bot

Tiny fox gerbils who won't let the king establish democracy

Slugs blow shit up with their minds

Book three just in general, that was weird

The protagonist doesn't trust someone for a whole book because they smiled weird

And finally, spoilers for what was one of the most beautiful things I've ever read (book fours climax, here there be ultra spoilers)

The eldritch horrors are brought to the side of good by the equivalent of pointing out cats exist

oh the fanartists are gonna have fun with this one