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Today I woke up and chose chaos so y'all get to listen to me rant about something from my childhood that haunts me to this day.
When I was a child I lived in an old wooden house that didn't have any glass. All the doors and shudders were solid wood and the windows were just screens. Because of this plenty of random bugs and animals would end up getting into the house. This was always very annoying but there was one animal that always terrified me to my very core: the tokay gecko.
This little shit:
Now some strange people out there may think it's cute. But you know what's not cute? This 12" thing staring at you from your bedroom ceiling screaming at you at 3 in the morning. I cannot put its call into words but let me just say that the sound it produces rattles your very bones and sends chills down to your soul.
My parents once told me a story about a neighbour's cat's encounter with one of these things in order to stop me from trying to pet one. The thing to note about tokay geckos is that when they bite you their gaw locks, stopping them from being able to let go. So this cat got bit by a gecko, freaked out, and then ripped the entire body off its leg. The thing was that the head was still attached to the cat. So when the owner got home that night they saw their long-haired white Persian cat covered in gecko blood with the head still attached to his arm. The only way the owner was able to remove the head was by taking a screwdriver and prying it open.
So anyway that was my childhood.
Y’all I went to the dentist for a filling and she praised me the whole time saying “you’re doing so good” “you’re handling this great”- shit like that and idk what’s wrong with me but I haven’t stopped thinking about it cause that shit felt great- is this what a praise k!nk is cause sign me up
..... clap back for myself ?!?!
.... i have never felt so seen
The masked dancer girls!!!!!!!!!
Y E S
So one of my outlets went out and I was trying to do that thing where you flip the switch to reset the breaker on it. Cuz sometimes that works but it wasn't.
And I said OUTLOUD
"I need someone who is better at Redstone to look at this."