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So Lionel, what motivated you to set up a pet shop? -@oneirotecture
"OH this is so exciting!!! I've never had anyone ask me about the Menagerie before!!" [Lionel rubs his hands together in sheer glee. The Tomb-Lion napping by his side rolls over and nearly takes him out in the process, yawning. What could've easily been mistaken for a furred hat uncurls from her head, revealing itself to be some sort of venomous squirrel, and a spindlewolf draped over her shoulders starts licking her cheek. On top of that, there's a sorrow-spider the size of a kitten in her lap she's trying to bathe. It doesn't seem happy about this but it's not trying to rip her eyeballs out, which is a miracle in itself.] "Gather round, gather round! Oh, don't worry about the sorrow-spider. I promise it doesn't eat that many eyeballs.
"Well, I've always been more comfortable with animals than people. That's a fact. I won't lie to you, when I first descended to the Neath I was going through quite a dark chapter of my life…" [Lionel tosses her hair with a small, self-deprecatory laugh amidst the jingling of rostygold.] "I spent my days no better than a beast for a while. Not to say that's a BAD thing, mind you. But the point is: All my precious critters, creatures and what have you were there for me when no one else was. At first I simply wanted them to have a home they could be comfortable in. Then I thought, well, it wouldn't hurt to share that with others, people and animals both! To have someone you can always depend upon. To love and be loved, unconditionally." [He promptly boops the Tomb-Lion with a couple of fingers and laughs when it utters a maudlin sigh worthy of Mahogany Hall.] [Why the shadow of a frown on his face all of a sudden?] "I know my choice of location is eccentric, yes. But it's the optimal layout for the Menagerie!! I sleep right above the shop so I can look after all the animals myself and if there's any emergency, here I am! Plus it's almost infinite space in there. What a bargain!" [Here she chuckles and releases the sorrow-spider in order to adjust her glasses. It does nothing except lie in her lap like a kitten, waving its legs around until she begins gently scritching its abdomen.] "Accessibility is key, you know. I want to be able to reach as many people as possible! Everyone should have someone to love. Even a pet. -I shouldn't say just a pet, they're so much more!"
[A great shadow moves in the space in between his eyelids and his gold-tinted spectacles, as if some unseen beast was passing by. Or through.]
i finished playing republic commando last week and just cannot stop thinking ab them
Snow White twist where Snow White is played by a dark-skinned woman with snow white hair
Round 2 Match 4
Blue Sea Dragon: "look weird + venomous"
Jerboa: "they look so weird. big legs for such a little guy. just hops around. looks like he'd explode if he had a thought"
Four Clefs Down, quite a few more to go.
Thank you
@stellyfins @banesberry-anomoly @apocalypticbird and @ribcageeater for submitting your critters
More to come, as well as rules for submissions
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