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Yup. Pretty much

u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure

Impulse control

We as humans go through many bad thoughts that we know is bad but want to try it anyway.

Alien 1: Human I've made a mind reading helmet so I can understand your species better.

*human is oblivious to the alien as they put on the helmet*

Alien 1: okay, time to test it.

Humans thoughts: this deadly chemical could kill me with one touch... it looks so delicious though

Alien 1: you know what screw understanding your kind I prefer the monkies

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