Impulse Control
Impulse control
We as humans go through many bad thoughts that we know is bad but want to try it anyway.
Alien 1: Human I've made a mind reading helmet so I can understand your species better.
*human is oblivious to the alien as they put on the helmet*
Alien 1: okay, time to test it.
Humans thoughts: this deadly chemical could kill me with one touch... it looks so delicious though
Alien 1: you know what screw understanding your kind I prefer the monkies
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