Impulse Control

Impulse control

We as humans go through many bad thoughts that we know is bad but want to try it anyway.

Alien 1: Human I've made a mind reading helmet so I can understand your species better.

*human is oblivious to the alien as they put on the helmet*

Alien 1: okay, time to test it.

Humans thoughts: this deadly chemical could kill me with one touch... it looks so delicious though

Alien 1: you know what screw understanding your kind I prefer the monkies

Hi happy new year

Dating

What if date is a thing only humans do

Alien: Human what'd valentine's day?

Human: It's when people go on a date with their partner

Alien: date? Never heard of it

Human: well it when you spend time with someone you love and if you do it long enough then it may lead to marriage

Alien: so you spend your most of your life not only trying to find a partner but you have to take them on alot of dates that leads to you vowing the rest of your life together.

Human: technically yes

Alien:...you might want to look harder then

New show

Alien 1 enters the room to Human crying on the couch

Alien 1: Human are you okay!?

Human: Yeah, just watching my show.

Alien 1: You mean the box of electricity

Human grabs Alien 1 and sit them down

Human: now get ready to get attached to people we won't ever meet and cry about them for hours

Alien 1: Umm can we not

Two days later

Alien 1 and human both wrapped in blankets crying

Weather flunk

Alien1: Human your wapp (weather app) says it's going to be 80 today. Why are you wearing a sweater?

Human: first off, don't call it that. Second, it's March and right now the weather is as predictable as a kid on sugar.

Alien1: what do you mean?

Human: (opens door to blizzard) hm, looks alot warmer than what I was expecting.

Enemies

Some humans have a list of people they like and hate, they will sometimes do anything to stay away or get close to one

Alien 1: Human we need a trained technician for this mission here's the list of candidates

Human: hate you, hate you, you're creepy, and you stole my lunch, we have no one to take on the mission

Alien 1: well what about them?

Human: they stole...my heart

Alien 1:...THEY DID WHAT!?

My first official art post :)