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[posted on my twitter on march 26]
Genshin Childe/Zhongli Fanfic Rec
A list of my fav childe/zhongli fics as I have read many and wanted to share. Fics with a heart (❤) are my all time favs. The list itself is in no particular order and except for two fics all of them are complete.
I’ve included trigger warnings in bold below the title, please read the tags before reading the fic.
❤ basket of knives | Oneshot (1/1) | Rated Teen (Angst, Hurt/Comfort)
TW: Depression, Self-Harm, Suicide Attempt
“I just want to be loved,” Childe says to himself, to whoever is listening. “Is that too much to ask?”
They are on the roof once more, this time Childe’s foot touches the edge of the building as he daydreams of something that cannot be. The sky is blank and cloudy and perhaps Lumine fears it’ll all end when he takes a step.
“Not at all,” she says. It’s still the truth.
Contrary to popular belief, Childe hates his family but loves them all the same.
the sister | Multi-Chapter (6/6) | Rated Teen (Humour)
TW: None
The tragic and unexpected death of Zhongli-xiansheng of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor occurred to the sorrow of many and the deep skepticism of a few.
time flies like an arrow | Oneshot (1/1) | Rated Teen (AU Modern, Reincarnation)
TW: None
He’s tired, tired of the unbreakable loop of watching his loved ones pass on, tired of getting attached only for the connection to be violently ripped away from him. He wonders if the real victors during the Archon War were those who perished, who died long before their godhood turned into a curse that chained them to the land that they were fighting for.
But that is not a problem for Childe to worry about. That is Zhongli’s burden to bear, delivered to him in a pretty package years ago in the form of a gnosis.
His very first contract.
(Zhongli and Childe, across many lifetimes)
A Sight for Sore Eyes | Multi-Chapter (36/?) | Rated Mature (Canon Divergent, Slow Burn, Humour)
TW: Graphic Violence
Childe's purpose in Liyue was to play the part of the fool in Signora's plans, all the while ensuring she didn't completely fuck it up.
Given her idea to "test the people of Liyue" was to release a sealed god on them and call it a day, for whatever reason believing this was an entirely reasonable benchmark to test independence on, Childe had a lot of preparations to do to keep the entire thing from collapsing in on itself like his mental stability in the abyss. Fortunately, there seemed to be enough pieces on the board for Childe to maybe possibly hopefully swing this in a way where everything worked out.
Now, if only they would stop leaving jobs like this to the blind guy.
❤ Lungs full of Roses | Multi-Chapter (9/?) | Rated Mature (Hanahaki, Angst, Humour)
TW: Graphic Violence
Childe had always assumed that he would die young. He had accepted that a long time ago, ever since he accepted the mantle of a Fatui Harbinger. However, he always thought that he would die in a glorious fight, his body broken but spirit relishing the strong opponent that had bested him. He was okay with that type of death.
Unfortunately, it seemed like Fate had decided to add one last insult to injury, because, here Childe was, dying because he had fallen in love with the ex-Geo Archon. The same Archon who seemed to have discarded him like an old toy ever since the Osial Incident.
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In which divine beings are cruel and a cursed Childe starts preparing for his inevitable death because no Archon could ever love a mortal.
...Right?
(NOTE: The tags promise a happy ending but it updates slow and sporadically so be prepared for the angst)
if i choose not to see it, it does not exist | Oneshot (1/1) | Rated Teen (Humour)
TW: None
Zhongli might as well have just straight up told Childe. He absolutely refuses to think too hard about it.
or
Tartaglia's accidental guide to why Zhongli is most definitely a hundred percent not Rex Lapis. There is nothing suspicious to see here.
I like imagining that Zhongli was present as a dad to half citizens of Liyue and the other half didn't saw him as a dad, but he managed to help them somehow throughout their lives.
And when he hangs out with Childe he is like "oh, did you knew that when Beidou was 7 she slipped through this mountain inside a bowl and Xiangling's first recipe almost set the city on fire" "how do you know that? Are you their dad?/j" "yes" "what" "what"
SPIRK AND TARTALI??? literally these are my favorite ships (i also like renheng but you cant have everything)
something that makes my stupid little multifandom heart *sing* is the parallels between spirk and ratiorine
Third piece in my Childe+Zhongli mermen!AU series in which I fully indulge in the noodle tails~
Abyssal mer!Childe and Sea serpent mer!Zhongli are my own designs.
---Cerealiii
2021-10-02
'Even if none of this is everlasting; this moment is forever engraved into the memories we carry forward.'
Been getting into JttW cause OSP mixed with Black Myth mixed with LMK. I was thinking, "Huh, Sun Wukong reminds me of Childe a bit" With their mischievous nature, inclination for battle, wanting to be equal or surpassing gods, being attached to a wise man...
And I was thinking of a fanfic where Childe ends up back in time during the Archon War and ends up obtaining the name Wukong, maybe he defeats some gods that were attacking a village and tells the people he has no name to avoid time travel problems so they call him Sun Wukong.
Kinda like those fanfics where the "Hero Ajax" he gets his name from is just him having been sent back in time, but as Sun Wukong. The only thing is that Childe commands water, but Sun Wukong does not have the greatest record with water, but he can also control it to an extent so.
Morax does not understand this monke but he is enchanted and also as equally unhinged for battle. Or he's like Tripitaka expy.
Maybe he stays human, abyss-tainted granted, maybe he turns into Monke cause abyss taint reasons or he becomes an adaptus--maybe the story of Wukong changed it from near death to achieving enlightenment. Zhongli knows Childe is Wukong, and Wukong isn't dead or anything he just goes into hiding until his younger self does the time travel thing.
I wish I had the motivation to write.
conquering chopticks.🥢(2021)
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i fucking hate people who insist that zhongli and xiao are related when it's literally just a (might i add, weird) headcanon
people really be inventing problems: "they're father and son!" no they're not? "the age gap!" excuse me but last time i checked childe and zhongli have a bigger age gap and the only reason you don't find shipping them weird is because they're the same height??? but the height difference suddenly doesn't make a ship "look wrong" when it's venti and zhongli??? i'm tired of this fucking fandom for making me feel bad for shipping a literal normal ship
i love them so much🥺🤲💕