Omgs I Love You /p

Omgs I love you /p <33

"nico di angelo would lose his ability to speak venetian after bianca dies" is a very understandable headcanon but minoritarian languages losing speakers makes me very sad so i personally choose to think nico raises venetian ghosts to practice his venetian from time to time and make sure he doesn't lose it.

He is a feral orange farm cat. With his random calico cat he stole (Nico)

"Will Solace is not a golden retriever. He is, in fact, a ginger cat," I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"She's right!" they say. I look around for the owner of the voice. There in the 6th row stands: Rick Riordan himself.

YES

Grover: So I'm curious, what's Annabeth's 'love language'?

Percy:...

Percy: Asking

Grover: Asking?

Percy: Yeah. You should've seen how happy she got the other day when I asked her about the construction of the Pantheon's dome

Annabeth: I’m having a midlife crisis, and I’m only 25!

Percy: Rookie numbers dude, I had mine at 15.

Everyone: ...

Percy: You will not, under any circumstances, catch me living past 30.

Friendly reminder that Zöe nightshade was older than Artemis and the first hunter.

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Canon I was her owl

I’m sorry but if it was Odysseus and 30(ish?) years earlier, Athena would not have gone “oooh maybe I pushed you a bit too hard”

She would’ve gone

“GET THE FUCK UP ARE YOU A KING OR A SAD DISABLED FISH I DONT CARE HOW MANY BONES ARE BROKEN YOU CAN BITE HIM DONT YOU DARE PASS OUT