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i would move heaven and earth to avoid hearing one single advertisement

oh snap

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

“Welcome to BatBurger. Home of the BatBurger. How may I take your order?”

“With a smile of course!” The Joker cackled as he pulled out a canister and threw it at the cashier.

“Nuh-uh.” The cashier deadpans before throwing the canister back.

“The fuck you mean ‘Nuh-uh’?” Joker yelled throwing the canister back.

“Don’t wanna.” The cashier replied while smacking the canister out of the air and directly into the Joker's hand.

“Why you little!” The Joker threw the canister on the ground and lunged at the cashier.

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“And what happened after that?” Commissioner Gorden asked the young man in front of him.

“He tripped.” The young man said with a shrug.

“Uh-huh.” Gorden hummed as he looked over where the body bag was being pulled out of the restaurant. “And the holes?”

“I guess the canister finally went off. It's such a shame really. I didn’t even get to deliver a decent punchline.”

“Right… And what was your name again?”

“Oh, it’s Danny. Danny Fenton. But you won’t be able to find me if you look me up.” The young man, Danny, said with a shit-eating grin.

“You know you’re not supposed to admit to going by a fake identity right?” Gordan asked with a raised eyebrow.

“Ya, but it is my real name. You just won’t be able to find it.” Danny said as he shifted his gaze to the shadowed figgier in the nearby alleyway. “Not even you, Big Bat. But you're free to try.”

“Hn.” Batman grunted before stepping back further into the shadows and disappearing.

“Why do I feel like you are about to be… and he’s gone. Why do I even bother?” Gordan sighed as he looked away from where the Bat vanished and back to where Danny was supposed to be. He grumbled as he put his notebook away and started for his car. His car, that now had a little green sticky note on it.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

I just had a thought. In most "humans are deathworlders" stories I've read aliens either don't have any major predators on their planet or advanced to a point, then wiped out their preditors before ascending to the stars.

What if humans are the hippies of the galaxy? We are constantly seeking peace and harmony with ourselves and our environments for one. But it's not just that. We have conservation, breeding, and rehabilitation programs for many animals on our planet including some major predators and competitors for resources and food.

So here we are. Going into space. And just baffling our galactic neighbors when they find out that not only do we still have animals that can eat us, but we actively fight to keep these animals alive and off the extinction list.

"Boop! Got your nose!"

"Get back here ghost child and return my nose!"

”Hay Tucker. Add Skulker to the list of ghosts that are not smarter than a fifth grader."

"On it. Thoughts on adding a subcategory for kindergarten and toddler age?"

"Okay that's just mean even for me. Do it."

How did I go from baking cookies (Pre-cut. I'm lazy.), to emptying water out of two aquariums and topping off a third?

If you are a fan fic writer and you're alright with people making fan art of your fic, reblog this 💚

Reblog this if you would not only accept, but welcome fan art, moodboards, etc. of your fics

All of these used to be so common for people to show their appreciation of different fics and authors, and I think it’s a shame people don’t do it anymore. I love seeing fan work for my fics!!

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

Hay everyone. I've been busy so I haven't had much time for writing or drawing. But I wanted to introduce everyone to Jalapeño.

Went into the store to get bedding for my corn snakes and ended up leaving with bedding and a ball python. I was told that he was aggressive and a special needs snake so he's in a 75 gallon tank until I can get him to the vet to get a full look over but other than the aggression (his aim is terrible so he's missed almost every strike) and a slight wobble when he lifts/moves his head around (probably why his aim sucks) he's doing good and is being a normal, active python.

Why do I find the thought of Danny figuring out shape shifting and just... turning into a mosquito... for the lols... to be absolutely hilarious?

The bread has been rebloged for 10 years.

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

Stuff kids on tumblr better relearn

1. You are responsible for your own media experience. 

2. There is such a thing as a healthy level of avoidance towards topics that make you feel unwell or even (in a real-life clinical definition of the term) trigger you - but you are the one to actively take care of what you view.

3. Avoiding does not mean policing others.

4. You have no right to tell artists to censor themselves - you may criticize what others do, you may dislike it, that’s fine - but actively asking for censorship when you could easily unfollow or block a person just makes you look incompetent in your use of the internet.

5. Do not give people on tumblr or /any/ website the responsibility for your emotional well-being. Because these people do not even know you so no, you have no right to ask them to take care of you.

@sheepfulsheepyard text post had me cackling and I just had to draw it (with permission of course)