IM STILL SUFFERING THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL BUT PERCY JACKSON WILL MAKE EVERYTHING OKAY AGAIN!

I’M STILL SUFFERING THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL BUT PERCY JACKSON WILL MAKE EVERYTHING OKAY AGAIN!

through megaphone WAKE UP PERCY JACKSON KIDS. I KNOW WE'RE ADULTS NOW BUT ITS TIME TO WAKE UP. WE'RE COMING BACK YALL PREPARE THYSELVES. GET YOUR DAM SNACKS. GET UR BEADS AND UR SHIRTS. DUST OFF YOUR WEAPON OF CHOICE. APOLLO BROTHERS AND SISTERS GRAB THE EXTRA NECTAR. WE'RE GOING BACK TO CAMP STARTING THE 27TH.

Gotham is like Australia. It’s so isolated, it just evolved into the most insane and batty (ha) environment.

Not that the other cities aren’t crazy either. Star City is just as bad as Gotham, just in a different way. LA versus New York. Sometimes Central City gives off Florida vibes.

Metropolis is Area 51 if Elon Musk camped there.

Lex Luther = Elon Musk in this situation.

love the idea of Batman struggling with Gotham because it’s so crime ridden, cursed, etc but when he liaises in another city it takes all of two seconds for him to arrest a drug ring, topple a corrupt city government, and put upwards of 25 people in prison without breaking a sweat.

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While I do agree with the Justice League being very concerned about this, I also think they deal with bs like this on the daily, so it could go something like this.

Bruce: I think it’s important for everyone here to know, Billy is with with Talia at Nanda Parbat right now.

Clark: Well, that’s not good. Is he okay?

Bruce: … Yes. Currently, Talia is training him in sword fighting. He has also seen some tigers.

Diana: GREAT! Talia is a skilled sword fighter. He’s lucky to be fighting alongside her.

Oliver: Diana no

Diana: Diana yes

Billy showing up to Nanda Parbat: Hey, I got told to meet my grandmother? What's that about-

Talia, picking Billy up and tucking him under her arm: Perfect, Jason has finally given me a grandson. Do you like swords and tigers?

Billy, about to be Spoiled™ for the next two weeks: Boy, do I!

I can’t resist:

i've heard people say "ADHD isn't real" or "everyone is a little ADHD" my entire life so fun fact:

my medication, Adderall, is an amphetamine. like you know. the thing people get high on. my brain is physically different enough from yours that it does not make me high. so shut up

Disclaimer: According to people I know, I have no fashion sense. Or a negative score with it.

My sister, mother, and some friends say denim on denim is against the rules of fashion. Wtf are the rules of fashion?? Can I break them more?

I respect you if you are into fashion, know it, and enjoy it. Trust me, I love my little sister and respect her special interest on it. But as someone who wears 2-3 t-shirts on rotation and doesn’t have much of a fashion sense, I wanna wear it when I feel like it. I am working on getting a new wardrobe though.

My rule is if it makes me happy I’ll wear it. I recognize it can look bad and clash, but if I do it right and it makes me happy, I’m good with it.