I Feel

I feel

Do you ever feel like you have millions of needles poking into your skin?

Do you ever feel like you have burrs embedded in your flesh?

Do you ever feel like your blood has stopped circulating, even though you know you are perfectly healthy?

Do you ever feel like your brain is going too fast for your body to be able to catch up?

Do you ever feel like you might not be entirely alive?

#100% how it went

i saw this one post…

what do you mean this isn’t how that one scene went

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listening to music isn’t enough anymore i need to eat it

Good omens ending:

when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

HOLY SHIT

WHERE DID “ASS-BUNS” COME FROM

AND “LET ME SEDUCE YOU”

what the hell I’m dying of laughter

Ukrainian dub of Good Omens is the best 

Crowley: I’ll take you wherever your heart desires (not “I’ll give you a lift, wherever you want to go” and it was absolutely unnecessary to translate it like that but they did) Aziraphale: you are too fast for me, Crowley (not “go too fast”)

Crowley: We will go off together (instead of “we can” as a suggestion, he just states it as a fact).

Crowley: No one will forgive me, I’m unpardonable, that’s what I am.  Also Crowley (later): Forgive me, angel, forgive me, whatever I said I didn’t mean it, play along for me, I’m asking for forgiveness here! Yes? Good, then get in the car. (Instead of saying “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” he asks to be forgiven).

Crowley: I’ve lost my best friend. Aziraphale: I’m sorry. (not “I’m so sorry to hear that”, just “I’m sorry”)

Aziraphale: I just need a body, it’s way harder to find than you think Crowley: I don’t wanna know Aziraphale: Pity I can’t use yours. Angel, demon, we’d explode. See you in Tadfield, move your ass-buns Crowley: w-what? Aziraphale: Tadfield Crowley: I heard you, I was just thrown off by the ass-buns

Aziraphale: Do something! Crowley: I’m having a heartfelt moment here! (instead of just “a moment”)

Crowley: Rest in peace. You were a beautiful car (has double meaning, both “good” and “beautiful”, it’s the word Aziraphale uses to describe the goodness in Crowley. originally it’s just “a good car”)

Gabriel: God doesn’t play games with the Universe Crowley: Where do you even live? (instead of “where have you been?”)

Crowley: You can stay at my place if you want (the word choice kind of implies that Aziraphale can stay for as long as he needs or wants to) Aziraphale: I’m afraid my people won’t like that Crowley: you don’t have your people anymore. neither of us do. we’re our own and each other’s people now. 

Crowley: let me seduce you to a spot of lunch  Aziraphale: I succumb to your seduction 

Aziraphale: I want to think that nothing would’ve worked if deep in your soul you weren’t a bit good (can be translated as “beautiful”)  Crowley: and if you, deep in your soul, weren’t to a certain degree a bastard who is worth getting closer acquainted with. to your well-being (literal translation of ukrainian “cheers”) and to this world. Aziraphale: to this world.