Guardians Of Childhood (Book Series) VS. Rise Of The Guardians (Movie) Character Design Comparison

Guardians of Childhood (Book Series) VS. Rise of the Guardians (Movie) Character Design Comparison

Jack Frost

Nicholas St. North

Toothiana

E. Aster Bunnymund

Sandman

Kozmotis Pitchiner

Since a lot of Greek Mythology Retellings are more or less an excuse for P0rn and follow a similar pattern, I'm really surprised that there isn't one book inspired by that one myth where Thespius offered to Heracles his fifty daughters as a prize for killing a (not the Nemean one) lion, and he slept with all of them and left each one of them pregnant with a son either in fifty nights or only one.

Fifty Shades of Heracles when?

Saying that Newton was asexual is not a fact, but an opinion based on what we know about his personal life. However, one of the reasons why I consider that asexual people find him relatable is because there are lots of individuals on the Internet who either mock him or doubt that he remained a virgin for the rest of his life, despite the fact that Newton was actually very proud of himself for that.

There's this mentality that a man has to lose his virginity as soon as possible and sleep with many women (or at least visibly show his sexual desires and urges) because otherwise he would be considered a "loser". So seeing a man being proud of his lack of sexual attraction can be easily perceived as eldritch curiosity.

Charon's appearance varies from that of an ugly old man to an eldritch sinister monster in modern pieces of Media. But one physical description which I find to be quite interesting, yet I've never seen being used, is him having burning balls of fire for eyes.

Here's one passage that suggests this possibility:

Dante also described him as having eyes of fire in Canto III of the Inferno. On top of that, his name is usually translated as "fierce brightness", which might be an allusion to his eyes.

And again, I don't remember any character design for him where he has "fire-like eyes". Now I'm really curious to see how would he look like if someone would draw him like this.

I was wondering if Yoshitaka Amano drew any Greek Mythology character.

He drew Circe.

For more context:

Perhaps one of the spiciest chapters from history (which sadly isn't taught in school) is the relationship between Victoria and her husband Albert. Here are a few informations about it:

Victoria held a secret diary in which she wrote about Albert and her *ahem* fantasies with him. Here is one passage from it:

"My dear Albert came in today from the rain; he looked so handsome in his white cashmere britches, with nothing on underneath."

I think we all know what happened moments later.

She once sent to him this spicy painting of her (see the picture).

Back then disheveled hair and visible shoulders were considered alluring and sensual.

She also bought him a quite erotic painting from artist Franz Xaver Winterhalter's which depicts a group of bare-breasted women preparing to bathe.

The couple is said to have installed a special button in their bedroom at their huge holiday house on the Isle of Wight. The idea was they could lock the doors from bed so they would never be disturbed in flagrante delicto by a footman bearing a tea tray.

Victoria hated being pregnant and having kids, but LOVED sex. That's why she ended up having nine children. Unsurprisingly, Albert was the one who took care of them.

There are persistent rumours that Albert was so well endowed that he had to wear a special ring around his "little Prince" so it could be pulled to the side and thus not bulge in an unseemly manner in his trousers. This may be where the "Prince Albert" comes from.

After giving birth to her last child, Victoria's doctor told her: "You know, ma'am, you shouldn't have any more children.", to which she replied with: "What, Doctor, no more fun in bed?"

Unfortunately, Albert died in 1861, 32 years before she passed away. RIP Sex Button.

The more I think about Perseus and Andromeda having nine children together, the more I'm starting to imagine their sex life resembling Queen Victoria and Prince Albert's and this is not okay.