People Will Bring Up The Fictional Murder As If I Had Anything To Do With It Or Could Stop It. Like Im

people will bring up the fictional murder as if i had anything to do with it or could stop it. like i’m not aware. “you know this freak KILLS people right?” man what do you want me do about that. i’m not his keeper. he’s funny to observe. and also not real

I love sending mammon content to my bestie and bullying her thank you for providing the funny <3

also nearly blocked you because of the bots but that’s to be expected on this hellsite

OMG MY FIRST ASK HI !!!1!!1!!

giggling nd kicking my feet u think I’m funny (I’m not actually giggling and kicking my feet I am instead foaming at the mouth with glee like a wild animal with rabies)

but yeah ofc tell ur friend that I have a 5k fic in the works for our shared blorbo and that she shld look forward to it a bunch 😼

IS IT BC OF THE HOE IN ECHOE :((( IS THAT WHY I LOOKED LIKE A BOT </3

also sneak peak at the fic ! (this paragraph is in Lucifer’s POV)

nice one, satan.

being mentally ill is great actually bc my internal world is so real to me which means me smooching mammon is canon irl in a way

be the delusional bitch u want to see in the world 🙏🙏🔥‼️😤😤💯💯💯

mammon: i would only make a pact with someone special to me, and even then only to one person for my entire life. pacts are a big deal and i wouldn’t want to make such a big choice so half heartedly.

also mammon: PLS PLS PLS GIVE MY CREDIT CARD BACK ILL DO ANYTHING PLS MY GOLDIE YOU WANT A PACT SURE JUS GIVE MY BABY BACK TO ME ☹️☹️☹️🙏🙏😦

mc: im having a great day! :)

mc, who walks in on mammon making out with goldie [the fucking credit card]:

mc: when is it my turn to be happy.