Mammon: MC Is Alr Ig? Theyre Pretty Okay For A Human But Theyre Still Human ://

mammon: MC is alr ig? they’re pretty okay for a human but they’re still human ://

also mammon: *gets a text from MC*

(is giggling, kicking his feet, twirling his hair, singing disney love songs, smiling uncontrollably, rolling around, shaking uncontrollably, foaming at the mouth etc)

people will bring up the fictional murder as if i had anything to do with it or could stop it. like i’m not aware. “you know this freak KILLS people right?” man what do you want me do about that. i’m not his keeper. he’s funny to observe. and also not real

riddle: shut up i do not show favoritism name one time i showed favoritism towards [name]

ace: bro not even going to point out the fact that i have a wholeass list of times you did just that but on top of that we never mentioned [name] you were the one that brought them up

riddle:

riddle: oh.

mammon: its women’s history month ur not allowed to be mean to me

the rest of the brothers: ur not a woman????

mammon: yeah but MC said i was their babygirl

mc:

mc: yeah i can confirm that

the rest of the brothers:

the rest of the brothers:

I’m pissing myself they have fucking clown music in NIGHTBRINGER

spoilers ahead but it’s out of context and really funny with no actual important plot being leaked (the whole premise is beel being mad about apples I’m deadass)

the brothers: mammon is gross and stinky and we Do Not Like Him ™️

some random low level demon: yeah he’s a fucking loser lmao

the brothers: how dare you?? that’s our beloved second born??? im going to strangle you like belphie did to MC in lesson sixteen???? >:(((