Mammon: I Would Only Make A Pact With Someone Special To Me, And Even Then Only To One Person For My

mammon: i would only make a pact with someone special to me, and even then only to one person for my entire life. pacts are a big deal and i wouldn’t want to make such a big choice so half heartedly.

also mammon: PLS PLS PLS GIVE MY CREDIT CARD BACK ILL DO ANYTHING PLS MY GOLDIE YOU WANT A PACT SURE JUS GIVE MY BABY BACK TO ME ☹️☹️☹️🙏🙏😦

mammon: MC is alr ig? they’re pretty okay for a human but they’re still human ://

also mammon: *gets a text from MC*

(is giggling, kicking his feet, twirling his hair, singing disney love songs, smiling uncontrollably, rolling around, shaking uncontrollably, foaming at the mouth etc)

I love sending mammon content to my bestie and bullying her thank you for providing the funny <3

also nearly blocked you because of the bots but that’s to be expected on this hellsite

OMG MY FIRST ASK HI !!!1!!1!!

giggling nd kicking my feet u think I’m funny (I’m not actually giggling and kicking my feet I am instead foaming at the mouth with glee like a wild animal with rabies)

but yeah ofc tell ur friend that I have a 5k fic in the works for our shared blorbo and that she shld look forward to it a bunch 😼

IS IT BC OF THE HOE IN ECHOE :((( IS THAT WHY I LOOKED LIKE A BOT </3

also sneak peak at the fic ! (this paragraph is in Lucifer’s POV)

reblog if your inbox is always open for new members of the fandom who may be a little shy or intimidated. doesn’t matter whether or not you’re a “popular blog”; everyone here is equal and if you’re reading this as a new person/someone considering entering the fandom, we will not turn you away!!!! talk to us!! make friends!! i more than understand being shy but trust me this fandom is chill come join us in this hellhole

NIGHTBRINGER JUST CAME OUT IM FUCKING SCREAMING

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