Ok, Gang... Its Time For SDMs Secret Christmas Gift To The World!

Ok, gang... it’s time for SDM’s secret Christmas gift to the world!

Poorly-translated Scooby-Doo that made me laugh so dang hard, I had to save it especially for today.

It’s What A Night For A Knight (the very first episode) run through a translator just a few too many times.

We open with Shag ‘n’ Scoob all tense after a movie…

…until a character named all-caps Stephanopoulos appears for one line, totally randomly.

Hey, at least he sure is grateful!

They question the ownership of a ‘creepy tin mountain’…

…until Velma calls Shaggy out on his weird non-joke.

Poorly-translated Velma takes none of your poorly-translated nonsense.

An old knight shows up… with old noodles…

…but since the professor drove a truck, naturally he disappeared into the ether.

So that’s how magicians do it!

They learn of the legend that brings the Black Knight to life…

…even though the professor is:

1. High

2. Thin

3. Frightened

The gang instructs Scooby to come on… including Scooby himself…

…but secrets surprise Velma, and make Shaggy hungry.

But then again, what doesn’t?

Fortunately, the gang finds a clue:

Tape that sticks to your hair… only manufactured in the UK?

Your guess is as good as mine.

However, once it gets properly spooky…

…Fred decides to bail on the gang and go fishing.

‘Cause the museum is stronger than a drum. Duuuh.

But before he can leave…

…there’s a guy named Jack hiding in their Van, the Mysterious Machine, and Fred throws ‘em out.

Using a crank? Somehow?

Of course, to sneak them back into the museum, Shaggy is chosen…

…for his thinness, and his small windows.

Ol’ Shag runs out of windows like no one’s business.

Velma is skeptical, but don’t worry…

…Shaggy is the most-volatile gymnast in school.

That line miiiight have cracked me up for, like… 3 minutes straight….

To suggest the gang split up to hunt for clues, Fred suggests they “need to break more”…

…and gives Scooby his knighthood, apparently.

Arise, Sir Scooby of Doo!

However, in a sudden twist, using his new status as a knight…

…Scooby:

1. Says his name

2. Finds an ax

3. Admits to Velma that he’s persecuting the gang

What a cliffhanger! Fear not, though – it’ll be continued in part 2 tomorrow.

Yes, there’s more than half still to go.

Touch Starved

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Bucky was touch starved, at least that’s what his therapist told him. For the better part of a century he had been The Winter Soldier, the deadliest assassin. It made sense that he hadn’t had intimate contact with anyone, what with Hydra wiping his mind whenever he would snap out of it and question just what the hell he was doing. 

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Dark Webs - Chapter Ten (Dark! Peter Parker x Reader)

Prologue | Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine

Warnings:  Topics of death, some fluff, angst, PTSD and depression, substance abuse, language, violence, gore, language, ignoring some of the MCU timeline/AU

Word Count: 4910

Summary: Peter grows more and more worried about you as you try to heal from your wound.

A/N: Ya’ll wanted fluff, so I’m giving it to you in typical Dark! Peter Parker fashion, so I really hope you enjoy it! Send me your feedback back I’ve been loving hearing what you guys have been saying.  If you wish to be added to the tag list, you can reply to the post or DM me. (Also I found this .gif on google, so if you made it, or know who did, let me know and I will credit!) Thank you xx -N

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(1) Bucky and The Bed

Pairing: Bucky Barns x fem!reader

Words: 5500+

Summery: You and Bucky are stranded in the middle of a snowy nowhere when there is an ‘electronic blackout’ during your mission. With no back ups or any way to contact your team, you take refuge from the worsening weather in the only small house you find  in miles. Not to mention, with no power, Bucky’s become your personal heater and there’s only one bed.

Series Type: Fluff, smut, mutual pinning, slow burn, snow everywhere.

Series warning: F-bombs. SMUT in later chapters.

Chapter type: Fluff, mutual pinning.

Chapter warning: F-bombs, undressing (graphic), nudity(not graphic), NO smut in this chapter.

A/N: This is my submission for @sourpatchkidsandacokecan​ ‘s Merry Kismet Writing Challenge. Thanks for letting me participate! My prompt is, “There’s only one bed”. I took some inspiration from 'Spy Kids 2’ and 'Charlie’s Angeles’(2019). Hope I don’t disappoint you and you enjoy it!

An unfortunate mix up of thoughts and words. A slip of tongue. It was a simple case of slip of tongue, which created a  havoc in not only the building but also Bucky’s life.

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Lay Me Down

Pairing: Ex Bucky x reader

A/N: I was listening to Sam Smith’s “Lay Me Down” on the metro the other day and legit cried because that song is so sad and the way he sings it is just so gut wrenching. So I decided I would hurt myself and make this fic about it. So like prepare for angst. 

Yes, I do. I believe. That one day I will be, where I was. Right there, right next to you.

Anguish. Complete and utterly wrecked. Torn apart and left to bleed. This is how you felt when Bucky Barnes left you. What happened between you two couldn’t be qualified as a break-up because that meant that both parties had to be present. No. Instead you came in one morning to find Bucky gone and a note was all he had left you. Saying he couldn’t be with you because he couldn’t put you through it. Couldn’t bare to destroy you the way he had been destroyed by Hydra. 

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