Christmas 2019 - Tumblr Posts
Ok, gang... it’s time for SDM’s secret Christmas gift to the world!
Poorly-translated Scooby-Doo that made me laugh so dang hard, I had to save it especially for today.
It’s What A Night For A Knight (the very first episode) run through a translator just a few too many times.
We open with Shag ‘n’ Scoob all tense after a movie…
…until a character named all-caps Stephanopoulos appears for one line, totally randomly.
Hey, at least he sure is grateful!
They question the ownership of a ‘creepy tin mountain’…
…until Velma calls Shaggy out on his weird non-joke.
Poorly-translated Velma takes none of your poorly-translated nonsense.
An old knight shows up… with old noodles…
…but since the professor drove a truck, naturally he disappeared into the ether.
So that’s how magicians do it!
They learn of the legend that brings the Black Knight to life…
…even though the professor is:
1. High
2. Thin
3. Frightened
The gang instructs Scooby to come on… including Scooby himself…
…but secrets surprise Velma, and make Shaggy hungry.
But then again, what doesn’t?
Fortunately, the gang finds a clue:
Tape that sticks to your hair… only manufactured in the UK?
Your guess is as good as mine.
However, once it gets properly spooky…
…Fred decides to bail on the gang and go fishing.
‘Cause the museum is stronger than a drum. Duuuh.
But before he can leave…
…there’s a guy named Jack hiding in their Van, the Mysterious Machine, and Fred throws ‘em out.
Using a crank? Somehow?
Of course, to sneak them back into the museum, Shaggy is chosen…
…for his thinness, and his small windows.
Ol’ Shag runs out of windows like no one’s business.
Velma is skeptical, but don’t worry…
…Shaggy is the most-volatile gymnast in school.
That line miiiight have cracked me up for, like… 3 minutes straight….
To suggest the gang split up to hunt for clues, Fred suggests they “need to break more”…
…and gives Scooby his knighthood, apparently.
Arise, Sir Scooby of Doo!
However, in a sudden twist, using his new status as a knight…
…Scooby:
1. Says his name
2. Finds an ax
3. Admits to Velma that he’s persecuting the gang
What a cliffhanger! Fear not, though – it’ll be continued in part 2 tomorrow.
Yes, there’s more than half still to go.
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tein poikeuksen joulukortissa ja tein nyt vektorigrafiikkana kuin perinteisesti teen sen digitaalisena maalauksena. Orginaali koko: A6
Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays, Tumblr's users. with the exception I made a card with vector graphics. Instead of traditional digital painting.
So... kiddo got some animals!
We adopted a stray we named Sugar Cookie! And then... we adopted a 3 month old Terrier female we named Rose. And they’re not friends... yet. But they will get there.
24|12|19 35/100 days of productivity
Fun fact: in the Czech Republic we have Christmas Day on the 24th. Merry Christmas to me and my family! ^.^
We're watching some movies and waiting untill it's time for dinner, so we can eat and give each other presents :D I'm doing just a bit of reading for finals. Multitasking :)
Enjoy the holidays, everybody♡~