My Dad: You Know, Most People On Eid Get Stomach Aches Because They Eat Too Much Sweet Food, So You Should

My dad: you know, most people on Eid get stomach aches because they eat too much sweet food, so you should take it in stages

Me: yeah, step one: eat everything in the kitchen, step two: feel sick and regret it. Step three: forget about step two and proceed to eat everything in the kitchen. Step four: repeat steps two and three until next Ramadan

Mina, when class 1A was practicing the dance for cultural festival:give me a pose

The rest: pose

Mina: and final resting pose and give me a smile

Almost everyone: poses and smiles normally

Mina: give me a normal smile

Almost everyone: continues smiling normally

Mina: a smile that isn’t too creepy

Almost everyone : continues smiling in an uncreepy fashion

Mina: Aoyama!

Aoyama: sorry, but the fourth wall needs to see how much I dazzle

Fishlegs: let’s try this again, when life gives you lemons...

Ruffnut and Tuffnut: You make bad life decisions.

Fishlegs:

Hiccup:

Astrid:

The whole of the archipelago:

Snotlout: No you idiots, you’re meant to squeeze them in other people’s eyes.

Someone give me some rubber gloves so I can finally get a grip on something

I don't know if anyone else has pointed this out yet but doesn't everything Bakugo touch essentially get coated in dangerously explosive chemicals( aka his sweat). Like, imagine someone borrowing his pencil and forget to give it back, and then have it blow up in their bag on the way home.

Bakugo reluctantly watching Frozen with the rest of 1-A at movie night in the class 1-A dorms: And now he’s going to dump her.

Kirishima: No need for the commentary du-

Todoroki, emotionally, not bothering to look away from the TV: Shut up, stop spoiling the film!

Bakugo: I don’t know why you’re so triggered, it’s pretty obvious-

Todoroki: DON’T YOU DARE SPOIL IT

Bakugo: -that he was using her to get the throne and was going to leave her to die.

Todoroki: WHAT!!??

Kirishima: Haven’t you watched it before? Why are you so surprised?

Todoroki, finally turning around with tears in his eyes: I haven’t watched it