One Of My Favorite Things About Tianlang-jun Is His Determination To Get Zhuzhi-lang Laid He's Just Like

one of my favorite things about tianlang-jun is his determination to get zhuzhi-lang laid he's just like . Peak lord shen I know my nephew is a horrific snake monster but also he's just a really great guy . And he's right !!! Zhuzhi-lang is a really great guy!!!

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Guess whos back from war?

Anyways an AU???

So idk if any of y'all remember the Australian comedian Lewis Spears who last year during a set while telling jokes about Prince Philip learned that he literally just died, and the entire crowd starting cheering.

Well he had another set last night and gave the queen the same treatment

Here's the Philip one in case anyone hasn't seen it

inside… this shizun is screaming

re: i won't let you undress corpse trousers re: i'm drunk and i don't like wen ning re: pre-yi city's waiter that got too handsy with wwx "why's this guy looking like i laid a hand on his wife" re: i'm drunk again and i don't like wen ning

I feel like not enough people acknowledge that Tianlang Jun only found out he had a son after his son had become a full grown adult with a career. Therefore I propose a modern au where TLJ and LBH have their first meeting when they table at yaoicon across from each other on complete coincidence (they both make doujins about Shen Qingqiu. Of course) and people keep telling them they look just like brothers so they decide to take DNA tests just for shits and giggles and then they find out that they've literally been father and son the whole time