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this took longer than i thought it would
do you think if given the chance tianlang Jun would have been a good parent to luo binghe? In fics with su xiyan he is a great father or atleast a father who tries and has a somewhat healthy relationship with his son. But in canon would it have been possible if say zhushi Lang managed to come across luo binghe or lbh stumbled across the bailu lake or smth and lbh ends up being adopted again. Would he have a good or even healthy dynamic with these two? without a body and su xiyan to raise his son would tianlang Jun even try? or will he just attempt to get rid of lbh? What would lbh relationship with his cousin be? Im actually so curious for people's opinions so spam me <3
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no clever caption this time - have another scum villain animatic !!
The origin of heavenly demons is so interesting. A god cast down from the heavens marked with a mark of sin on their forehead that follows their bloodline. No matter how diluted their genes are they still have that mark. They're not human, they're not entirely demonic either. Their blood has been cursed, but that curse is also their power. It causes them to have an incredible bloodlust once their lost in their instincts. They can control their blood even outside of their body. They have incredible regeneration, they can regrow limbs if need be. They're feared by both demons and humans.
I wonder what the story of the first heavenly demon is. I personally think that to be cursed to this extent they were probably a very important god. My hc is that it was a Heavenly Emperor gone astray. I also like to think Binghe's his reincarnation
ok ok the "shang qinghua likes to call binghe his son meanwhile luo binghe has no idea who the fuck shang qinghua is" is funny and all but have we considered
desperately clingy post svsss-canon binghe who wants nothing to do with tianlang-jun discovers that shang qinghua thinks of him as a beloved son and decides that interrupts-time-with-shizun-hamster-man good actually he accepts the offer, new dad! regardless of what anyone else has to say about it
meanwhile tianlang-jun just wants to know what the fuck mobei-jun's hamster man has that he doesn't
Tianlang-jun: Master Shen, can I offer you something? Water? Tea? My nephew's hand in marriage?
Shen Qingqiu: what?
Tianlang-jun: Perhaps wine? Some snacks? My sons hand in marriage?
Shen Qingqiu: I-
Tianlang-jun: Tanghulu? Congee? My hand in marriage?
draw svsss from memory ! keyword being memory- i haven't drawn most of them before
template by: pompipurin !!
i dont wanna talk about how long this took <3
I love how the one thing Tianlang-Jun and Bingge can bond over are being absent fathers
(Jk why tf would Tianlang-Jun be willingly within a 10 foot radius of any version of Binghe)
I feel like not enough people acknowledge that Tianlang Jun only found out he had a son after his son had become a full grown adult with a career. Therefore I propose a modern au where TLJ and LBH have their first meeting when they table at yaoicon across from each other on complete coincidence (they both make doujins about Shen Qingqiu. Of course) and people keep telling them they look just like brothers so they decide to take DNA tests just for shits and giggles and then they find out that they've literally been father and son the whole time
one of my favorite things about tianlang-jun is his determination to get zhuzhi-lang laid he's just like . Peak lord shen I know my nephew is a horrific snake monster but also he's just a really great guy . And he's right !!! Zhuzhi-lang is a really great guy!!!
Venmo me 150 dollars and I'll draw sqq pregnant, I'm going to art school, I'm pretty good at drawing. Venmo me 200 dollars, and I'll program a Scum Villain's Dating Sims System (joke)
Someone who never read svsss please explain this image.
Shen Yuan’s “proof” that he’s straight is that he willingly read PIDW.
Yes, Shen Qingqiu insisted that he was still straight! His willingness to read a stallion novel like Proud Immortal Demon Way was rock-solid proof!
- SVSSS, Volume 3, Chapter 17
We could use this same logic to argue that a willingness to write a stallion novel like PIDW is rock-solid proof of straightness, but… uh… yeah. Shen Yuan tried to get Airplane Bro to be a little upset with him that Luo Binghe is gay now earlier and Airplane Bro just fucking shrugged.
The entire SQQ & SQH conversation in the underground palace Chapter 14 is pretty golden (“Since when did we have a friendship?” - Shang Qinghua about selling Shen Qingqiu out to Luo Binghe) and it’s tempting to copy all of it here, but I’ll limit myself to just a section of it:
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the second love of my life
The first is definitely my bf btw
I told my friend that it was hard to draw tianlang-jun like it was for zendaya
Almost immediately was sent this
procreate crashed too much for this it was only like 20 layers