Zhuzhi Lang - Tumblr Posts
behold, my favorite part of scum villain (the AMOUNT of headcanons let me tell you)
Why they got canceled - SVSSS Influencer AU
Airplane "Drama" Youtuber- He wrote smut for a living in the past and that was enough for some people. But also the money laundering and money scams. He does not care
Shen Yuan Video Essayist- got in too deep about dumb fandom drama, panicked, faked his own death. Eventually comes out years later when he's making internet essays about monsters and his past is mostly forgiven because he seems sorry
Shen Jiu Troll Channel: first for hiring a hit on Liu Qingge which he didn't do and then later and more severally for throwing hot food at a customer service employee (Luo Binghe before he started his channel ). It doesn't hurt his career because he makes money by being hated
Yue Qingyuan ASMR channel: for defending Shen Jiu
Luo Binghe Cooking Channel: for stalking Shen Yuan (revealed by Shen Jiu) which leads to Shen Yuan being half canceled and Luo Binghe being half uncancelled when they start dating because of the stalking
Liu Qingge Martial Arts Channel: for punching Shen Jiu even though people thought he deserved it and later for refusing to apologise for breaking a statue by kicking it
Zhuzhi-lang Nature Channel: for stalking Shen Yuan but is forgiven because he's just so cute
Tianlang-jun Book Review Channel: for reading erotic RPF of his own son
Liu Mingyan Book Review Channel: for writing erotic RPF of Bingqiu
Sha Hualing beauty channel: for having her nudes leaked because she definitely leaked them herself. She didn't even deny it
Mobei Jun Ice Carving Channel: killed a man
this took longer than i thought it would
do you think if given the chance tianlang Jun would have been a good parent to luo binghe? In fics with su xiyan he is a great father or atleast a father who tries and has a somewhat healthy relationship with his son. But in canon would it have been possible if say zhushi Lang managed to come across luo binghe or lbh stumbled across the bailu lake or smth and lbh ends up being adopted again. Would he have a good or even healthy dynamic with these two? without a body and su xiyan to raise his son would tianlang Jun even try? or will he just attempt to get rid of lbh? What would lbh relationship with his cousin be? Im actually so curious for people's opinions so spam me <3
tianlang-jun snake man collector question mark
no clever caption this time - have another scum villain animatic !!
The origin of heavenly demons is so interesting. A god cast down from the heavens marked with a mark of sin on their forehead that follows their bloodline. No matter how diluted their genes are they still have that mark. They're not human, they're not entirely demonic either. Their blood has been cursed, but that curse is also their power. It causes them to have an incredible bloodlust once their lost in their instincts. They can control their blood even outside of their body. They have incredible regeneration, they can regrow limbs if need be. They're feared by both demons and humans.
I wonder what the story of the first heavenly demon is. I personally think that to be cursed to this extent they were probably a very important god. My hc is that it was a Heavenly Emperor gone astray. I also like to think Binghe's his reincarnation
Tianlang-jun: Master Shen, can I offer you something? Water? Tea? My nephew's hand in marriage?
Shen Qingqiu: what?
Tianlang-jun: Perhaps wine? Some snacks? My sons hand in marriage?
Shen Qingqiu: I-
Tianlang-jun: Tanghulu? Congee? My hand in marriage?
draw svsss from memory ! keyword being memory- i haven't drawn most of them before
template by: pompipurin !!
i dont wanna talk about how long this took <3
yin yu, zhuzhi lang and wen ning scratch a very specific spot in my brain. I just can't-
I'm like 99% sure that if Liu Qingge wasn't her brother, Liu Mingyan would write a LiuShen book. She would be a multishipper, if we also include Yue Qingyuan, Zhuzhi-lang, Gongyi Xiao, Shang Qinghua, etc. And all her books would be banned on Cang Qiong mountain lol yet everyone would read them, Poor Shen Qingqiu and his thin face lmao
Although I do fear what Binghe would think if she wrote any other ship besides Bingqiu
one of my favorite things about tianlang-jun is his determination to get zhuzhi-lang laid he's just like . Peak lord shen I know my nephew is a horrific snake monster but also he's just a really great guy . And he's right !!! Zhuzhi-lang is a really great guy!!!
Venmo me 150 dollars and I'll draw sqq pregnant, I'm going to art school, I'm pretty good at drawing. Venmo me 200 dollars, and I'll program a Scum Villain's Dating Sims System (joke)
Someone who never read svsss please explain this image.
