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Headcanon That When Duke Becomes Comfortable With The Family He Instantly Starts Pulling The Black Card
Headcanon that when Duke becomes comfortable with the family he instantly starts pulling the Black Card to win an argument.
The first time it happens is when Batman asks him to stay late in the cave to go over some reports but Duke is tired Damnit and B isn't listening to his protests so he pulls his best sad face and asks "Is it because I'm Black?" When Bruce says that Duke can't ask his siblings to cover for him. Cue the biggest panic that any of them have seen in a long time as Batman switches to Bruce and starts assuring him and telling Duke to go relax.
From there Duke has realised he's gotten a get out of jail free card that he uses carefully (Re: to get out of a gala early, to get his favourite food for dinner a couple of times.)
Using it on his siblings only works once or twice before they start on the orphan card that rarely works as they're all orphaned one way or another.
One time he used it on a villain and they almost instantly stopped beating him up to protest the accused racism.
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Danny moved in the Wayne Manor. It took them three weeks to notice.
Danny stranded in Gotham.
After a while he did something not really clever.
He was walking past the Wayne Enterprise building, a Taxi holds beside him. Told him Mr. Wayne sends them to drive him home. So he got in and they drove him to the Manor.
Tim was working that day, Alfred was driving Bruce around, so Bruce send someone to pick up Tim. But Tim didn't knew that and was working longer, he then just got back to the Manor with his bike.
Danny knew he should not be here but. Nobody is home, there are a lot of free rooms, so no harm in staying the night, right?
The next morning he wanders down already planning on what to say, but he just got some food.
When Mr. Wayne sees him he just asked how his Day was.
Danny realized after a few days that, people constantly coming in the Manor and going out to the point where no one knows who lives there at the moment.
People passing him often mistaken him for someone else.
Or thinking he was a new child of Bruce.
Danny wonders how long this will work, sometimes he even eats breakfast with them.
It took three weeks until Jason asked bruce:" where did you steal/adopt this one?"
Bruce:" I didn't adopt anyone recently, not since Duke." he is mildly confused and looks up from the paper, first time he really looks at the small teen at the table who just casually sits between the other who came to a Sunday brunch.
He then asks:"Who are you?"
Danny puts an whole pancake in his mouth before he says:"Il probably just leave."



the doppelganger episode
Batman frantically trying to explain and defend Robin’s initial existence to the JL must’ve been a whole child endangerment conversation
Superman: so this is. an 11 year old. your sidekick.
Robin: partner actually!!
Wonder Woman: uhhuh… so this is your? ward?
Batman: ok so objectively it was the better decision than NOT making him a vigilante because he would have gone on the streets to kill a guy out of vengeance for his parents murder if I didn’t do this
Robin: yeah I would’ve done that!
Flash: jesus christ